*Gasp* damn it you forgot about the homemade vagina!!!! Hmm or was that thru texts, Y! That we discussed it?
Why are you volunteering?
I dunno about now, but maybe a little down the road I'll get on board, but I'll get back to you on it
P.S. Did you get my email?
I'll keep you on reserve status then 
Yes it was a classic but that balloon part was the funniest
Oohh a pressie? What was it?!?!
Haha adorable
Oh and I did get the email
I still swear by ohmibod - and OMG the Clubvibe 2.OH is amazing! I've worn it quite a few interesting places 
Thanks
Awww you're so sweet to think about me
Hmmm well that may take a while for things to settle down - but hopefully it won't take THAT long
Oh you were thinking about me huh? I'm flattered
Awww I'm so proud of you
Umm something serious...well lemme see umm what's your definition of serious
Mmm you said bent over
Damn so what's excessive horniness qualify as
Mmm you said bent over
Damn so what's excessive horniness qualify as
Okay now THAT has to be an emergency...Damn it I've got my handcuffs...somewhere, and I'm not sure where
Right now tho, I'm needing to give my pillow some head and my sheets some ass
The only thing I'm missing is your digits Mmm hmm I was bent over just the other day
Haha but of course
Just remember washing your cock more than once constitutes playing w/ yourself
LMAO - is now the time to tell you I've got mad skills at destroying cell phones from hundreds/thousands of miles away - or will that scare you off
Awesome
