Sensualdreamer.

[fungatorgurl101]

gatorgurl is a perv all right and wants to spoil me by talking dirty but the moot question remains who bit your ass

Ummm well I mean I have never even actually had a PM but I can talk dirty to you if you like

Whispers about the laundry that needs to be done, the dishes need a good HARD scrubbing and the tub OH baby the tub working my body over and over again to scrub the soap scum from the side as I grunt with pleasure when I notice that the soft scrub is doing the job in ALL the right places

 

[troubledone]

Ummm well I mean I have never even actually had a PM but I can talk dirty to you if you like

Whispers about the laundry that needs to be done, the dishes need a good HARD scrubbing and the tub OH baby the tub working my body over and over again to scrub the soap scum from the side as I grunt with pleasure when I notice that the soft scrub is doing the job in ALL the right places

This bit proves my point

 

[Sensualdreamer]

That is amazing detective work ,was it a male or female ant

Well since it bit my ass, inner thigh and an area by the Y - it's a male ant

Ummm well I mean I have never even actually had a PM but I can talk dirty to you if you like

Whispers about the laundry that needs to be done, the dishes need a good HARD scrubbing and the tub OH baby the tub working my body over and over again to scrub the soap scum from the side as I grunt with pleasure when I notice that the soft scrub is doing the job in ALL the right places

Damn...wanna come clean my house too?!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Well since it bit my ass, inner thigh and an area by the Y - it's a male ant



Damn...wanna come clean my house too?!

Sure will you cook for me? We can bring our friend with us

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Sure will you cook for me? We can bring our friend with us

Cook huh? Well it's a Sunday and I'm normally not one to cook on Sunday, but I suppose you could twist my arm. What friend Dave?!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Cook huh? Well it's a Sunday and I'm normally not one to cook on Sunday, but I suppose you could twist my arm. What friend Dave?!

Nope not Dave... see your PM or text me I will explain

 

[troubledone]

Well since it bit my ass, inner thigh and an area by the Y - it's a male ant



Damn...wanna come clean my house too?!

I think you have a fertile imagination and that you will be disappointed ants that bite are neuter ants,the queen and the drones never venture out of the ant hill

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I think you have a fertile imagination and that you will be disappointed ants that bite are neuter ants,the queen and the drones never venture out of the ant hill

Ya know interesting enough you remind me of someone just wonder

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Nope not Dave... see your PM or text me I will explain

LoL - I saw and ironically this time the crop job doesn't suck *snicker*

I think you have a fertile imagination and that you will be disappointed ants that bite are neuter ants,the queen and the drones never venture out of the ant hill

Oh yes I forgot you're the professor on sabbatical in Hong Kong right

 

[fungatorgurl101]

LoL - I saw and ironically this time the crop job doesn't suck *snicker*

Oh yes I forgot you're the professor on sabbatical in Hong Kong right

Well the story is similar and the signs fit and the timing is right So yeah I am thinking I am right

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Well the story is similar and the signs fit and the timing is right So yeah I am thinking I am right

LoL you're not the only to have suspected - ahhh the joys of woman's intuition

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

LoL you're not the only to have suspected - ahhh the joys of woman's intuition

ahh men ,,,, AMEN

 

[fungatorgurl101]

LoL you're not the only to have suspected - ahhh the joys of woman's intuition

I prefer to call mine my DoucheDar

 

[Sensualdreamer]

ahh men ,,,, AMEN

They're so easy to read hmm

I prefer to call mine my DoucheDar

LoL that's some slanguage I've not heard before

 

[fungatorgurl101]

They're so easy to read hmm



LoL that's some slanguage I've not heard before

It's FunGatorGurlise

 

[Sensualdreamer]

It's FunGatorGurlise

LMAO I almost thought I read fungus - somehow?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

LMAO I almost thought I read fungus - somehow?

*snort* Well OKAY then LOL

 

[Sensualdreamer]

*snort* Well OKAY then LOL

Meh it's just a "what word" issue w/ me

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Meh it's just a "what word" issue w/ me

LOL a what word? Ok then

SO had a Pistachio cupcake OMG so good

 

[troubledone]

Pervs of a feather flock together

 

[Sensualdreamer]

LOL a what word? Ok then

SO had a Pistachio cupcake OMG so good

Meaning what word does a word make you think of

I SAW that and if I woulda been anywhere near you I would've SO been drooling - it sounds YUM!

I'm gonna make some chocolate chip cookies

Pervs of a feather flock together

Meh - just great minds think alike.

Where's your "flock"

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Meaning what word does a word make you think of

I SAW that and if I woulda been anywhere near you I would've SO been drooling - it sounds YUM!

I'm gonna make some chocolate chip cookies

It's a pistachio cake and then a pistachio buttercream with actual pistachio and sea salt on top it was like perfect and I am super happy they had them

 

[troubledone]

Meaning what word does a word make you think of

I SAW that and if I woulda been anywhere near you I would've SO been drooling - it sounds YUM!

I'm gonna make some chocolate chip cookies




Meh - just great minds think alike.

Where's your "flock"

It flew away with the Cuckoos nest

 

[Sensualdreamer]

It's a pistachio cake and then a pistachio buttercream with actual pistachio and sea salt on top it was like perfect and I am super happy they had them

WANT!!!! You are horrible to describe such yumminess *Licking lips*

It flew away with the Cuckoos nest

Leaving a lone cuckoo behind huh?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

WHY is it that I have Im'ma Lil Tea Pot in my head??