fungatorgurl101
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Now you and I both know that I am not buying wine at any store here in these here parts
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Now you and I both know that I am not buying wine at any store here in these here parts
Sensualdreamer
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I was asking her if you were the him she was referring to in reference of modeling a butt plug
I have no idea what you meant lol - I just found it pervertedly funny
Sensualdreamer
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I think someone needs to read buttplug directions because you're putting it in backwards.
LMFAO - omg my tummy hurts from laughing
I'm almost in tears!!!
fungatorgurl101
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I think someone needs to read buttplug directions because you're putting it in backwards.
Ok OK I think we need a new topic there has been too much time spent on a possibly shitty subject *snickers*
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I was asking her if you were the him she was referring to in reference of modeling a butt plug
I have no idea what you meant lol - I just found it pervertedly funny
I think PJ has his hands full elsewhere.
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PanamaJaxxx
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Not! there are plenty of hands full right here!
fungatorgurl101
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It is like your wet dream we were talking about the other day isn't it
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But it's funny
Maybe occupied perhaps
Prove it
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Lmao "I'll become addicted to my vibrator"
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This had me giggling this morning. Anyone ever heard of a tenga egg? Here's what you do with it.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFCg-j3RtU
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFCg-j3RtU
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fungatorgurl101
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Yes My name is Fun Gator Gurl and I enjoy my Vibrator too much it has been 5 hours since I last masturbated
AG - why does that sound familiar
OMG that video is fantastic
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OMG I actually have heard of them!!! I've suggested them to a lot of deployed military guys - it's like a pocket pussy but comes in an egg that you crack open and then it's a silicone sleeve.
I hear a guy can actually flip the sleeve inside out, wear it over their cock and then when they have sex w/ a woman she'll feel the patterns on the sleeve. Win win situation cause it will give him some added girth if he's not that well endowed
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Seriously. I've pondered this.
We will need a demonstration to make a proper determination...
fungatorgurl101
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OMG I actually have heard of them!!! I've suggested them to a lot of deployed military guys - it's like a pocket pussy but comes in an egg that you crack open and then it's a silicone sleeve.
I hear a guy can actually flip the sleeve inside out, wear it over their cock and then when they have sex w/ a woman she'll feel the patterns on the sleeve. Win win situation cause it will give him some added girth if he's not that well endowed
*takesnotes* Any other toy suggestions tonight Dr. SD?
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But it's funny
Maybe occupied perhaps
Prove it
What...prove that each of you have an ample handfull? Well if you insist...
fungatorgurl101
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Will we have to stand shoulder to shoulder as you like grab down the line?
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Lol...I will leave the logistics to you...
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LoL I'm not a sex doctor - tho if I wanted to become a doctor that would be a great occupation
LoL I swear you would be like every other guy who's guessed the size of my breasts. They've always been wrong
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Shoulder to shoulder? Not in this lifetime. I'm in the midget category.
We'll put you in the middle
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LoL I'm not a sex doctor - tho if I wanted to become a doctor that would be a great occupation
LoL I swear you would be like every other guy who's guessed the size of my breasts. They've always been wrong
What every other guy? That sounds like at the carnaval...sit on my face and I'll guess your weight kind of thing....
I don't have to know the size to appreciate them!
