Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[Comentarista82]

Sunspot

tossups

 

[Steadfast421]

tossups

Suppose

 

[Comentarista82]

Suppose

Do you suppose that spouses consider tossups a great idea while juggling easily-bruised fruits?

 

[WCSGarland]

Do you suppose that spouses consider tossups a great idea while juggling easily-bruised fruits?

What do you suppose is the purpose of juggling easily-bruised fruit?

 

[Comentarista82]

What do you suppose is the purpose of juggling easily-bruised fruit?

To prove to the onlookers the juggler in question is so skillful with his soft hands in cushioning each impact that it arouses their curiosity how exactly he manages the feat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But his simultaneously juggling a bowling ball, an apple, and a machete secures his place in the world of dangerous entertainment.

 

[Steadfast421]

But his simultaneously juggling a bowling ball, an apple, and a machete secures his place in the world of dangerous entertainment.

And what service does that provide him?

 

[Comentarista82]

And what service does that provide him?

What service? A well-paid service, that's what!! Juggling that apple, bowling ball and machete likely revises the Guinness Book of World Records for most dangerous juggling act!

@Tio_Narratore : you just impressed someone so much he wanted to say hi!

 

[Steadfast421]

What service? A well-paid service, that's what!! Juggling that apple, bowling ball and machete likely revises the Guinness Book of World Records for most dangerous juggling act!

@Tio_Narratore : you just impressed someone so much he wanted to say hi!

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A tawdry display to despise.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Is there no respite from these displays of verbal agility?

 

[Comentarista82]

Is there no respite from these displays of verbal agility?

Such agility pesters you, Tio?

@Tio_Narratore what is this penchant you have for attracting villains?!??

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I fear my magnetic personality doth persist in attracting the unsavory.

 

[latecomer91364]

I fear my magnetic personality doth persist in attracting the unsavory.

Tissues

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tissues

misused

 

[Comentarista82]

misused

misuses

 

[Tio_Narratore]

misuses

sinuses

 

[Comentarista82]

sinuses

When my sinuses bother me, I need tissues!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You'll have to apply to the official issuers for medical supplies.

 

[Steadfast421]

You'll have to apply to the official issuers for medical supplies.

Just beware of Spiders.

 

[Comentarista82]

Just beware of Spiders.

Beware of spiders?? I'd do modified Ford vs. Ferrari and GO LIKE HELL. Later though, I praised the exterminators for ridding my place of those damnable arachnids!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As an arachnophile, I'd have phrased my warning very differently.

 

[Comentarista82]

As an arachnophile, I'd have phrased my warning very differently.

When a spider bites someone on the face and leaves an ugly scar, it will reshape how one thinks of them.

 

[Steadfast421]

When a spider bites someone on the face and leaves an ugly scar, it will reshape how one thinks of them.

If you suffer from arachnophobia check your percale sheets before getting in bed.

 

[Comentarista82]

If you suffer from arachnophobia check your percale sheets before getting

When living in a spider-prone area, that's great advice to check the sheets, but also necessary to check adjacent curtains, the headboard and around the bed because so many are leapers too!

 

[Steadfast421]

When living in a spider-prone area, that's great advice to check the sheets, but also necessary to check adjacent curtains, the headboard and around the bed because so many are leapers too!

Those leapers you refer to can use a parasol.