sex as therapy

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I got this problem see.

I go to therapy and my psychiatrist is like this fuckin' hot bitch. This cunt is like some kinda fuckin' braniac, all calm and cool, but I think she's got this fuckin' hot pussy for my cock.

I can't take this shit no more. A.J. is fuckin' up in school, Carmella is a pain in my ass, and my sister Janet is a nutjob...I don't need this- what do ya call it?...sexual tension in my life.

So, anyways I go in there and this broad starts talking about my "inner child" and my feelings of insecurity or some shit brought on by emotional trauma by my father. She says my mother ignored me as a child and that's why I do the things that I do.

I say she's full of bullshit. I just whack motherfuckers because they won't pay me my money.
 
You tink you got problems? Try being shot by your friends & trown over da side of a boat?
 
Pussy?

You muddafuckin' asshole muddafucka! I shoulda fuckin' killed your fat ass a long fuckin' time ago you fuckin' no-good ratfuck muddafucka!

Sleep well with the fishes tonight ya fat fuck!

MuthaFUCK, the nerve a dat guy!
 
Hey Tony, my docta won't return my calls again. Can youse take care of that for me?
 
fuggeddaboudit. I arreddy sent Silvio over dere to deal wit dat mook.
 
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