Sex Coach for the super-enabled

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So I had an idea for a story about a small town superheroine who teaches a newer city hero how to relax and get their rocks off but that one wound up being too specific and more of a reflective piece than an erotic one

BUT, it did give me an idea: what if, in a world of super-powered people, there came a call for sex advice, especially with couples that are powered and unpowered? Now i'm not a fan of pieces like "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" but I do think there would be some complications that could be fun to work around.

For example:

Girlfriend with super strength: "Look I can understand you being intimidated by...Starcrusher...really? Y'know what? they know your identity, I'm calling you Bev. Anyway, I can tell Bev intimidates you but like most women, penetration is not where the height of pleasure will be reached. Bev, why don't you take a seat and give them a lil guidance with what you want...oh yes, and make sure to put the resistance bars on the INSIDE of your legs. you do NOT want to pop their head open like a watermelon. good, now when you are wanting to expand things to include a little coitus, might I reccomend a durabrand condom or glove? keeps all the bones and bloodvessels in one place. Also, no mechanical or electric sex toys should be inserted and do note that durabrand is not liable if you try to engage in anal. Over the coming months, pardon the pun, I'm also going to show you some relaxation techniques as well as see if we can maybe give you some temporary powers to increase your durability.

Size change: "First things first...no going inside when you're small. It's a bad idea. Play fantastic voyage somewhere other than the bedroom. That includes vore play. i don't care if you heard it's safe. Mr. microbe thought he was up for it, panicked when he smelled the stomach acid-and we thank god every day he was dating Throat Goat at the time...yes I know she goes by Sally Stretcher now but her old moniker is more relevant."

Super speed: "okay, I don't care how bad they want to get off. That hand better not move any faster than the average naked eye can follow. you think a penis or a clit can't catch fire? You poor naive bastard."

Water: "If they need a scuba tank, you have sex on LAND. Oh it might seem romantic to fly them through the sea as you passionately make love but you know what's not romantic? THE BENDS.

Of course, it doesn't need to be a full comedy, it could be a nice story about a couple that is trying to navigate their differences in ability, meaning they have to be vulnerable with each other and their coach. Maybe for more drama, they were already a couple before one or both of them gained powers.
 
I love this idea!
I can only imagine the fights between couples of what shenanigans they did during sex.
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"No Eugene! Or I'm sorry "Giant Man". I don't care that you can make your bodyparts grow, you can't increase your dicksize during intercourse!"
"But I thought you would like it..."
"No, I don't like it, suddenly having your dick grow to 15 inches inside of me HURTS, Eugene! Not every woman wants their pussy's torn up by some asshole!"
"But..."
"If you want to do that, you should look for some woman with elastic powers or something, not with me!"
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Or a woman with size changing powers:
"And you know what this asshole asked me? He asked me if I could shrink down myself to like 80% of my size because, And I quote! It would be tighter. Can you believe this pervert? Disgusting!"
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guy with a woman who can control the weather:
"I'm scared man! Last time she came, lightning struck the tree in our yard, I want to get her off, but this will be the death of me!"
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Girl dating guy with Xray vision:
"I don't care if you think it's 'hot' to watch your cum floating in my body, X-raying me like that is a violation of my privacy!"
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Oh man I could go on and on, I would write this story from the perspective of the sex therapist who listens to all these ridiculous superpowered love making sessions, combining humor with hot supernatural lovemaking.
 
That one is great!
How about this one, mind reader girlfriend:
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"He was thinking about my best friend during sex!" She said angrily

"I can see how that upsets you." Answered the Therapist

"I didn't say anything! You're judging my thaughts, that can't be healthy!" Her husband replied.

"Yes that's a problem." the therapist mumbled.

She put on a sly smile "Look, if you want to fuck Diane so badly, she and George are swingers, I'll just ask them if they're down for it." She said.

"And watch you get fucked by the one and only Titanium Man?" He yelled. "I don't want to see that!"

"Yes you do." She replied calmly.

"Why would you think I would want to see that?" Her husband asked in a bit angry and a bit surprised.

"Because you just pictured just that and you liked it..." She said with a grin.

"Okay, call her. Thanks doc! Let's get out of here!" He quickly agreed with her.

"But I... Ah well, still billing them for the full hour." The therapist sighed as he shook his head.
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