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I'd been dating a woman who lived about a 2 hr drive away for about a month. We'd usually meet halfway, have an evening together, then retire to my place for the night.
The first time I went to her place she of course invited me to spend the night but told me that her son was coming for breakfast and she hadn't told him about us yet so we should plan to get up early so I could get out the door before he arrived.
Well. one thing led to another which led to a quickie in the morning which took longer than we'd planned. At about 7:00 am I grabbed my things and headed out the door only to meet her son face-to-face in the doorway. I couldn't come up with anything appropriate to say for the situation so I just said, "Excuse me" and passed by him.
Later that day I called her what her son had to say about all of this and she said that all he said was, "Really, Mom?"
Oh well. Shit happens.
 
Michael_Keaton said:
I'd been dating a woman who lived about a 2 hr drive away for about a month. We'd usually meet halfway, have an evening together, then retire to my place for the night.
The first time I went to her place she of course invited me to spend the night but told me that her son was coming for breakfast and she hadn't told him about us yet so we should plan to get up early so I could get out the door before he arrived.
Well. one thing led to another which led to a quickie in the morning which took longer than we'd planned. At about 7:00 am I grabbed my things and headed out the door only to meet her son face-to-face in the doorway. I couldn't come up with anything appropriate to say for the situation so I just said, "Excuse me" and passed by him.
Later that day I called her what her son had to say about all of this and she said that all he said was, "Really, Mom?"
Oh well. Shit happens.
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Great story amd it brings me to one of mine. I wasn't going to list it as we didn't get as far as sex. So 'Intended sex gone wrong'.

At 26 an Indian woman did invite me to her 40th birthday.

We were getting along, I beleive I American slang 2nd Base when her daughter entered the room. My host tried to hide our indiscretion under a blanket but daught's eye was faster then her hand. Her daughter picked up her purse turned to leave and said 'Happy banging mum' as she left.

The daughter was 21. I knew she had children but, oh well it kind of ended the mood for both us as we couldn't stop laughing. She still put me up for the night.
 
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shewantsmore said:
I would think the worst sex gone wrong is getting pregnant by accident by someone who isnt your husband
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We do occasionally run that risk, either with a new partner or a stranger while scratching an itch. I did accompany a woman for the emergency contraception.

Not belittling something you have experienced, this has become a later life fantasy. I do mean fantasy, I wouldn't want to inflict this on anyone, nor do I want more children.
 
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Nothing major compared to some of these.

First married, she climbed on top of me on a reclining chair. After a while it became vigorous and we accidentally dumped the chair over backwards. She was pinned against the wall, and i was pinned under her. We were young enough to extract ourselves.

About the same time, it was a hot summer night, and we were having a good bit of fun in the bedroom. The window was open, and it was quiet out. She can become quite vocal at times, but we didn't think much of it. But when we finished we received a round of applause and cheering from the street below. She was mortified, and i just laughed my ass off.

Another time she was getting a bit too loud, and we heard the previously sleeping toddler yelling from upstairs "Momma, what happened?"... At that point the fun is done.
 
dkak001 said:
Nothing major compared to some of these.

First married, she climbed on top of me on a reclining chair. After a while it became vigorous and we accidentally dumped the chair over backwards. She was pinned against the wall, and i was pinned under her. We were young enough to extract ourselves.

About the same time, it was a hot summer night, and we were having a good bit of fun in the bedroom. The window was open, and it was quiet out. She can become quite vocal at times, but we didn't think much of it. But when we finished we received a round of applause and cheering from the street below. She was mortified, and i just laughed my ass off.

Another time she was getting a bit too loud, and we heard the previously sleeping toddler yelling from upstairs "Momma, what happened?"... At that point the fun is done.
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Hahaha.

My SIL once told me that my momā€™s BFā€™s chair broke. They had been doing something they shouldnā€™t have been doing in it and got stuck. She had to call my brother. He had to get them out. Awkward!
 
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Years ago when I was just dating my wife, we were fooling around in the shower, I slipped, grabbed her and the shower curtain and we fell and pulled the curtain and curtain rod down with us. No injuries and we were laughing so hard we couldn't get up
 
My wife and I were doing it rather vigorously doggystyle when I felt something smacking my ass. Turns out the cat was sleeping at the foot of the bed and was annoyed at all the activity keeping him awake. We shooed him off the bed and resumed. He jumped back up and started smacking my ass again. Twenty-odd years later I still laugh thinking about it.
 
Trubbycat said:
My wife and I were doing it rather vigorously doggystyle when I felt something smacking my ass. Turns out the cat was sleeping at the foot of the bed and was annoyed at all the activity keeping him awake. We shooed him off the bed and resumed. He jumped back up and started smacking my ass again. Twenty-odd years later I still laugh thinking about it.
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So you were getting pussy footed while having sex, what a turn on, lol.
 
Trubbycat said:
My wife and I were doing it rather vigorously doggystyle when I felt something smacking my ass. Turns out the cat was sleeping at the foot of the bed and was annoyed at all the activity keeping him awake. We shooed him off the bed and resumed. He jumped back up and started smacking my ass again. Twenty-odd years later I still laugh thinking about it.
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This is hilarious. My cat likes to watch. He gets close and literally watches us have sex. We usually have to kick him out because he'll try to climb up on us. He especially loves to get in the way when my wife is giving me head.
 
TeddyW8 said:
This is hilarious. My cat likes to watch. He gets close and literally watches us have sex. We usually have to kick him out because he'll try to climb up on us. He especially loves to get in the way when my wife is giving me head.
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We have had several velcro cats but none were particularly interested in our sexual activity.
 
Had a friend over, we went upstairs and just going to town on her when my king size bed platform breaks into a V! We laughed out asses off but kept on going and fell asleep in the broken bed lol
 
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