Sex on the Beach...

[thatgirl2136]

So I fantasize about having sex in the beach....but I squirt so much that I don't see an easy way this can happen, nor as romantic.
I could hold back as much as possible, but I still see a very wet and sandy mess. Plus the beaches I am around are not warm so that knocks out just taking a dip in the water, especially at night.
Any ideas?

 

[SweetErika]

I guess I'm not seeing the problem. If you have sex on sand, everything's going to be a sandy mess. Sand's going to get in undesirable places. And sand is meant to get wet, so who cares if that fluid comes from you, a spilled drink or the water?

If you put down, say, a good mat/tarp/blanket and several towels, you'll be less likely to get sand in unwanted places. The towels will absorb your fluids. You'll wash them anyway, because, well, they've been outside on the ground, right?

Or you could forgo the sand somewhat and do it on a sturdy beach chair that will easily hold the weight of both of you and allow you two to move around comfortably. Again, put down a towel for comfort and wash it when you get home.

Bring some unscented baby wipes or whatever for quick cleanup after your escapade. Also take some bags to put sandy or soiled clothes, towels, etc., in for the trip home to the washer.

Apart from having sensitive areas irritated by sand, I think your primary concern should be safety and legality. Depending on the location, you could be arrested for indecent behavior (which could mark you as a sexual offender) or accosted by an undesirable person or group.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Sex on a beach is best kept as a fantasy! It is a sandy mess - and remember that sand is what they make sandpaper from! lol

best to do "it" while on a pier or deck overlooking the sandy beach... my humble advice, spoken from experience...

 

[In Anticipation]

Yes, beaches often get wet, it's the tidal nature of the sea . . .

Blankets and towels should take care of everything else.

 

[classydame]

Yes, beaches often get wet, it's the tidal nature of the sea . . .

Blankets and towels should take care of everything else.

Yes, that's what my 2nd husband and I did, when we did it on the beach. Loved every minute.

 

[bb4ls]

There is something called a neat sheet. It's blue and everything comes off it very quickly.

 

[thatgirl2136]

I'm not concerned about the legality. I live in an area that has many beaches along the river (though I would prefer the ocean) that are hidden areas. The police don't go looking in most places like that.

I will have to look into that mat. mainly I want to be able to leave discretely if need be. Just in case people come along.
I know liberator makes a blanket for squirters but I don't think I want to bring that on a beach.

 

[fgarvb1]

Take an old blanket and spread it on the sand.

The warm wind blowing across a womans body does something for them for damned sure!


If you are worried, take some wipes and a garbage bag...good ideal because of the sand anyway.

It is worth trouble.

 

[Mr.G]

Owch

I was picturing sex on the beach. An OCEAN beach. Fun. Erotic. With my luck I'd lie down on top of a Portugese ManOWar.

It'd take the phrase "Cum and go in a heaving RUSH" to a hole new level!!


RIVER BANKS don't count unless you live along the Nile or Northern Ters of Australia. Then we'd need some "EATING" jokes too.

 

[infinity706]

I'm not concerned about the legality. I live in an area that has many beaches along the river (though I would prefer the ocean) that are hidden areas. The police don't go looking in most places like that.

I will have to look into that mat. mainly I want to be able to leave discretely if need be. Just in case people come along.
I know liberator makes a blanket for squirters but I don't think I want to bring that on a beach.

Squirting is irrelvant since you'll end up with a sticky, sandy mess, anyway. You really don't want to have sex in the sand, though. If you do, it will probably end up in your pussy and you won't be happy about it.

 

[bambikiller]

You could try it doggy style.
You squirt in the sand, no mess.
Well not that much of a mess.

 

[Hhot]

Do it in the water?

 

[thatgirl2136]

doggy style sounds like it would work best.

Water here is out of the question because of the temp.

 

[HI_Life]

Everyone is right sex on the beach is messing and could be painful if sand gets into wrong places. I've had a lot of sex on the beach and I think over time I found what work for me. 1) location- you got to fine a good location that will block the wind cause the wind is the real killing that what gets the sand everywhere 2) use a big thick blanket..... But if your in the heat of a passionate night fuck it some raw passion fucking on the beach is always cool

 

[heljosef]

... pay attention on your health (sand and water can hide a lot of microbs, especialy sand) and enjoy it.

If you have some viewers, that stay away and hiden, just give them a good show without letting them know that you are aware of them ... If they approach or get bold, look embarassed and stop ...