Sex toy reviews 🥒

Absolutely! When I first stumbled across it it was at a great sale price on Amazon, I've got another one sitting in my cart waiting for the price to drop again because I can't imagine life without this toy. The battery only lasts about 2 hours and sometimes I like to edge longer than that so I NEED a spare.
LOL and you never know when it might break down the price don't look to bad.
2 hours is a good run I think, but if you edge that long then you do need a 2nd for the climax
 
I love the idea of a thread of honest toy reviews! I didn't see this one reviewed, it's my current favorite: Satisfyer Pro 3 It offers vibration, suction, and heat. Vibration patterns 6, 7, and 10 are my favorites and all the vibration settings are quiet. The toy is relatively quiet on the lower suction settings but suction setting 6 and above are not discreet. The heat might just be an accidental byproduct of using the vibration because there's no heat button like with other Satisfyer toys, but it feels wonderful.

It's lightweight so if you are laying on your back, you can sort of suction it to your clit, adjust all the settings just right, and then allow it to do its thing hands-free. I just came so hard and so long this morning using vibration setting 6 and suction 5, while watching some pretty awful and unbelievable daddy porn, lol.

Clit suckers are usually kind of fiddly and hard to get adjusted to the right spot but this one is amazing at staying put once I get it where I want, no matter how slippery things get. I have to lay on top of a doubled-up towel because this toy gets me so wet. The shape is weird and I can't imagine being able to use this during sex with a partner because it would either get in the way or get jiggled off but it makes for a great robot boyfriend. It does not have Bluetooth so you can't use it with a long-distance partner.
Do I need a new toy? No. Did I click the link and add to cart? Yes, yes I did. 😜😈😂
 
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