Sexist Objectification - It's not what you think

[Liar]

A donation? There's a charge. Nothing is free.

Isn't free, like, the ultimate cheapness?

 

[doormouse]

Isn't free, like, the ultimate cheapness?

You're such a legend LOL

 

[English Lady]

Oh Sorry Joe..If you'd asked earlier I would have said!!!

Now to cheer you up I colud have a squeeze and see if your ass fulfills the squeezable bit, then I can look the rest over and tell you if I think its proportioned..... *grins* You have a lovely proprtioned head so I imagine the rest would fit the bill

 

[doormouse]

Oh Sorry Joe..If you'd asked earlier I would have said!!!

Now to cheer you up I colud have a squeeze and see if your ass fulfills the squeezable bit, then I can look the rest over and tell you if I think its proportioned..... *grins* You have a lovely proprtioned head so I imagine the rest would fit the bill

Bite yer tongue mousie!!!
*slap*

*scampers back to her hole...

 

[Vincent E]

Whistling and cat-calling at innocent men minding their own business, placing us up for the highest bidder in an Lit e-auction like some white slave trade, squeezing our asses and looking us over as if you're kicking the tires on a used car. We're really just toys for your amusement, aren't we?

Have you women no shame?

I sure hope not.

 

[doormouse]

Whistling and cat-calling at innocent men minding their own business, placing us up for the highest bidder in an Lit e-auction like some white slave trade, squeezing our asses and looking us over as if you're kicking the tires on a used car. We're really just toys for your amusement, aren't we?

Have you women no shame?

I sure hope not.
LOL

Well, I'm watching 'Convoy' if anyone remembers that movie of the truck chasing the driver... I'm all for the truckie LOL

 

[Guest]

 

[Black Tulip]

just whistle.

I'll suspect it is jest...but HOPE it is sincere.

Oh my, that is certainly worth a whistle.
*sigh*
I wish I had the guts to do more than that.
Hah, who am I kidding? I do not even whistle.

Much too shy.



Until you have whistled first. After that all things are fair ...

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Well, I'm watching 'Convoy' if anyone remembers that movie of the truck chasing the driver...

Dammit, Vin!

Now I've got "Rubber Duckie" rattling around in my head.

And I go on in thirty minutes.







Edited to add:

You description sounds more like Duel

Is Dennis Weaver in it?

 

[DirtyJJ]

So, women like men dressed from neck to toe in a suit, and boxers are sexier than briefs. Add this to the list of Things About Women High School Boys Should Know that should be made available to every 14-year old teenager before he embarks on a lifetime of mistakes.

Also on the list of things I learned late, when in the gym forget about concentrating on the shoulders, chest, and arms. Women prefer a man with muscular legs and a well defined ass (or arse depending on your mood.)


If you had your way with me in that suit, what would I wear? Besides, can you do that and steer at the same time? Something tells me that my tie might wind up tied around my wrists while you...speaking of which, did you take my advice?

Yes, you are right about the suit... makes an instant hottie out of any man. The boxers/ briefs issue can be a bit more complicated; both can be sexy on the right man. But, boxer briefs are often sexier than either one! So I will leave you to ponder that for a while.

I agree the legs and ass are key. However, don't neglect the shoulders, chest, and arms! They are very very sexy as well.

Now, you bring up a good point about steering while I have my way with you. That could prove difficult. I will have to pull over and use your tie to tie up your wrists like you said so that you can't get away...
I haven't gotten to take your advice yet... we had some company this weekend so privacy was at a minimum. But I should be able to very soon.

 

[DirtyJJ]

just whistle.

I'll suspect it is jest...but HOPE it is sincere.

Frit Froooo!
Cute AND sexy rhino.

 

[Vincent E]

Dammit, Vin!

Now I've got "Rubber Duckie" rattling around in my head.

And I go on in thirty minutes.

Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;

(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!

(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

CHORUS:
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

(repeat chorus)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!

(doo doo, be doo.)

The truck movie reference wasn't mine, but I think Duel is a classic.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Originally posted by doormouse
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Originally posted by Vincent E
Whistling and cat-calling at innocent men minding their own business, placing us up for the highest bidder in an Lit e-auction like some white slave trade, squeezing our asses and looking us over as if you're kicking the tires on a used car. We're really just toys for your amusement, aren't we?

Have you women no shame?

I sure hope not.
LOL

Well, I'm watching 'Convoy' if anyone remembers that movie of the truck chasing the driver... I'm all for the truckie LOL
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Doormouse!

Cut That Out!

You're posting in the quote field and getting me all confoozed!

I'm a pseudo-Blonde, remember

 

[doormouse]

What?

He sings and i get the blame.

Rubber ducky you're the one.. (thanks Vin)

 

[doormouse]

Got another for ya VB

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling


Or,

If you're really sick of rubber ducky,

it's a small world after all,

it's a small world after all...

 

[English Lady]

Hey.nobody told me I should have some shame!!!!


*singing the rubber ducky song*

 

[Vincent E]

Now, you bring up a good point about steering while I have my way with you. That could prove difficult. I will have to pull over and use your tie to tie up your wrists like you said so that you can't get away...

Wait a minute. I never said anything about trying to escape. Just keep the car on the road.

Also, while you're violating me - I feel so used - try to keep the radio on some adult contemporary rock or similar music. Even if you're playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling.