Sexual mishaps,

[brisbon]

High school girlfreind, dropping her off at her house late at night (2:am) ... want to come in for a bit.....sure.

Getting cosy on the couch, pants and undies down around her knees .... sound over my shoulder, quick peek ... her mom looking down at me.
...... doom .......

 

[LdyBGemini]

High school girlfreind, dropping her off at her house late at night (2:am) ... want to come in for a bit.....sure.

Getting cosy on the couch, pants and undies down around her knees .... sound over my shoulder, quick peek ... her mom looking down at me.
...... doom .......

OMG!

 

[manofsteel52]

Re: Re: Sexual mishaps,

Without having to go too far back It was with a toy I had purchased. LOL I was using it (in my pussy) and got a burning sensation. I looked at it and it had something black on it.

I thought I might have to call or go to the female doc and was trying to figure out how to explain this to them

It all turned out ok after I treated it myself for about ten days but had a few scarey moments at first.

Oooohhhh... I'll bet that one was pretty scary, not knowing what the hell it was!
I'm glad it turned out okay for you

 

[manofsteel52]

High school girlfreind, dropping her off at her house late at night (2:am) ... want to come in for a bit.....sure.

Getting cosy on the couch, pants and undies down around her knees .... sound over my shoulder, quick peek ... her mom looking down at me.
...... doom .......

*LOL*

Okay, I know it wasn't funny at the time, but with age, some of these predicaments can be pretty humorous.

 

[manofsteel52]

We like it loud because we think that we're good enough for you to lose control.
My most embarressing moment is when my wife and I thought we were alone in the house and were really going at it when my daughter comes home early and we were not in the bedroom. She grossed out, especially when she noticed the toys.

*LOL* Another good one!

There was one night, my wife & I were having just like you described, but the difference was that we didn't know our daughter was home until after we were finished and looked out the window to see her car already in the driveway & she was already upstairs.

We handled it as any mature adult would....
never mentioned it!

 

[LdyBGemini]

*LOL* Another good one!

There was one night, my wife & I were having just like you described, but the difference was that we didn't know our daughter was home until after we were finished and looked out the window to see her car already in the driveway & she was already upstairs.

We handled it as any mature adult would....
never mentioned it!

LOL

 

[Hornymama]

poundemin , you're in trouble

You know you really shouldn't reveal such to everyone. Your wife might be embarrased. you may be in for a dry spell. I bet she didn't think it was as humurous as you did huh?

 

[poundemin]

Re: poundemin , you're in trouble

Okay, mother...I mean mama.....I mean Hornymama, I'll try to be more careful next time. I mean, I wouldn't want to hit any dry spells. I don't know if I could wait two whole days before getting any again. One day is quite sufficient to wait. And if she does hold out, would you be willing to fill in the gaps?

 

[Hornymama]

poundemin

What makesyou think you dry spell will be for a couple of days? Do you think your wife can't go without for thar long? Never underestimate the power of a woman; especially when it comes to sex.

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Happened to a friend.

I don't believe he told me this story but:

A friend of mine, we'll call him Al, was helping me out and we were talking about wether or not he was dating. He said, I almost called to see if I could crash at your house last night but it was too late when I was in the area.

I asked what he had been doing.

Turns out he had been visiting a lady friend. The lady friend had a child at home and so they didn't want to go there or to a motel.

They decided to park in a shadowed area of the parking lot. She was apparently providing a hand job or oral and Al shot himself in the face.

It took me 30 seconds to figure out what he meant since I was talking to him and it did not appear that he had been shot.

Now my wife and I laugh about it in private.

 

[poundemin]

Re: poundemin

I know my wife well enough to know that she couldn't go more than a couple of days without it. THAT would be a sexual mishap all on it's own. lol

 

[Hornymama]

poundemin

Is this a challenge? Because if so you're on.

 

[poundemin]

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