sexy looking food

[i_got_id]

Hi all,
Just wondering if anyone has any ideas for food that looks like sexy things.

For example the obvious one is is a banana split with a bog, long, thick banana, two scoops of ice cream at one end for testicles and some thickened cream dribbled at the other end for cum.

Any other ideas? I wanna make my wife a sexy meal.

thanks

matt

 

[M's girl]

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[i_got_id]

A bit of both probably.

Yeah, I'd expect it get a laugh.

matt

 

[M's girl]

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[southernsky]

Two scoops of vanilla ice cream with a gumdrop on top of each one look like tits, and you could probably make lingerie on that with some pull & peel twizzlers. That the kind of advice you're looking for?

Edit to say, scary, I came up with that one really quickly. Maybe I'm discovering some untapped talent here for pornographic food? This is fun!

 

[wally2450]

Well, to me sexy food is the good stuff, like Champagne & strawberries and any meal/dinner that is stylish and intimate. I care much more about the ambiance than what's being served. Of course it is nice when your partner knows what your favorite dish/style is and takes you out to such a place.

For a dinner at home I would like candles and fresh flowers on the table; good wine and a little bit of really good and fresh food. Nothing that is too heavy on the stomach, if you catch my drift Also, I always like to take my time when sitting down for dinner, especially if it's a special dinner. So plan ahead with (also) no obligations the next morning/day. That way you can have a nice and slow dinner with lots of romance and still have your sex after you leave the table at one in the morning

Now.... that did not help, did it?

Sounds good to me!

 

[Whisperly]

It's in the attatchments ^^

 

[M's girl]

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[i_got_id]

Two scoops of vanilla ice cream with a gumdrop on top of each one look like tits, and you could probably make lingerie on that with some pull & peel twizzlers. That the kind of advice you're looking for?

Edit to say, scary, I came up with that one really quickly. Maybe I'm discovering some untapped talent here for pornographic food? This is fun!

I like it. Good stuff.

How about mains or entrees, anyone?

matt

 

[M's girl]

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[mjl2010]

Well...If you're looking for the purely visual effect maybe this.

Start with an Italian sausage. Not the microwave kind, but one you have to cook. Split the casing at one end so when it cooks, the meat pops out a little. Do Not Overcook! Twenty minutes in the oven at 350 should do it. If you cook it too long, it will look shriveled. Not the effect you want.

Roast, in a covered dish, two small red peppers with the cores removed, but leave whole. Stuff them with cooked rice mixed with a little tomato sauce before roasting.

On a plate, arrange the sausage and the peppers. I'm sure you can figure out how.

Split a large dark plum halfway around. Arrange this at the end of the sausage. Add a very small amount of sour cream at the bottom of the split and maybe just a tad in it. Not a lot. You will probably need to experiment some to get the "slit" just right.

On either side of the plum place half of a carefully peeled cantaloupe. Smooth it out so it's rounded and not bumpy.

If you can, when you select the plum, get one with a pronounced bump on it. Some have a little point on the bump. Split the plum from the point half way around down the crease. The cantaloupe halves will hold it in place.

Done right, this ought to conjure up the image of a woman bent over just after her lover has finished. Or. Leave out the sour cream and he's just about to start.

To think I just dreamed this up, just now.

MJL

 

[southernsky]

Well...If you're looking for the purely visual effect maybe this.

Start with an Italian sausage. Not the microwave kind, but one you have to cook. Split the casing at one end so when it cooks, the meat pops out a little. Do Not Overcook! Twenty minutes in the oven at 350 should do it. If you cook it too long, it will look shriveled. Not the effect you want.

Roast, in a covered dish, two small red peppers with the cores removed, but leave whole. Stuff them with cooked rice mixed with a little tomato sauce before roasting.

On a plate, arrange the sausage and the peppers. I'm sure you can figure out how.

Split a large dark plum halfway around. Arrange this at the end of the sausage. Add a very small amount of sour cream at the bottom of the split and maybe just a tad in it. Not a lot. You will probably need to experiment some to get the "slit" just right.

On either side of the plum place half of a carefully peeled cantaloupe. Smooth it out so it's rounded and not bumpy.

If you can, when you select the plum, get one with a pronounced bump on it. Some have a little point on the bump. Split the plum from the point half way around down the crease. The cantaloupe halves will hold it in place.

Done right, this ought to conjure up the image of a woman bent over just after her lover has finished. Or. Leave out the sour cream and he's just about to start.

To think I just dreamed this up, just now.

MJL

Damn, that was a good one How about alfalfa sprouts and some pita bread with ham or turkey or something flesh-colored inside for a pussy? Put some ranch inside for cum, and use melons up above for breasts.

You could also arrange chicken breasts stuffed with cheese on the inside if the lady is shaven

Then, do meatballs for, well, balls, and a big brat for the shaft.

The color is all off, but you could do corn on the cobs arranged with rolls for balls and butter dribbling off the end.

For a good joke you could put walnuts in as the balls, and use one of those Little Debbie devils cake rollups, with the chocolate cake with the icing rolled up in, depending on cock color preferences. The sizing might be off though

 

[FurryFury]

Any good meal made with me and my tastes in mind for me by someone else is a wonderful possibly sexy, and romantic thing. (Depends who made the meal.)

Cock, tit, pussy, cum looking items are, for me, NOT sexy.

The person who mentioned strawberries, now that would turn me on. I'm waaaay into fruit. Strawberries are very delicate. You wash them and two hours later they are decomposing. So done well and in a timely fashion they show something pretty awesome, thought and proper planning!

The first time we fucked my future husband brought a tray of crudites. That really made me melt.

*sigh*

Candle light is lovely and romantic too. We eat by candles almost every night he is off.

*chuckles*

I once made a She/male kind of meatloaf (only without meat) thing for a party. That was fun. She had boobies and a thingie. I think it disturbed some.

Cool!

 

[mjl2010]

Hi all,
Just wondering if anyone has any ideas for food that looks like sexy things.

For example the obvious one is is a banana split with a bog, long, thick banana, two scoops of ice cream at one end for testicles and some thickened cream dribbled at the other end for cum.

Any other ideas? I wanna make my wife a sexy meal.

thanks

matt

He did say he wanted it to look like sexy things.

She might be into that.

Big difference between romance and sex.

MJL

 

[FurryFury]

He did say he wanted it to look like sexy things.

She might be into that.

Big difference between romance and sex.

MJL

And she might not. Or in other words, what he finds "sexy," she might not. It's worth thinking about IMO.

 

[mjl2010]

And she might not. Or in other words, what he finds "sexy," she might not. It's worth thinking about IMO.

I agree what he thinks is sexy is probably not what she thinks.

I was just sayin, the guy asked for stuff that looked sexy and got a bunch of posts that tried to steer him in a different direction. Nothing wrong with saying what you prefer.

I'd die laughing if she put the dish I described above in front of me. I was just trying to be helpful. As I'm sure everyone else was. I just figured the guy was looking for something specific is all.

MJL

 

[southernsky]

Maybe he's trying to tell her he's in the mood without saying so. I know that if someone put a dish like I described in front of me, I'd laugh pretty hard, but it would still be about sex, ya know, and that would get ME thinking about sex, and that would go somewhere. But I like creative humor like that. I can't do "sexy" the exact same way all of the time. Yes, romantic sexy is nice, but so is cruder sexy too. Do you always want to gently make love, or do you want to fuck too? Maybe they're tired of candles and strawberries, however delectable that does sound

 

[FurryFury]

I'm not into crude in a relationship but rough sex, sure.

I'd be thinking he had reverted back to his adolescent days. I'm not at all sure I'd find it sexy.

However, I do like banana splits. How much attention has he be paying? Does he know the ice cream flavors of her heart, that she likes this topping but not another? That could be a turn on.

 

[i_got_id]

He did say he wanted it to look like sexy things.

She might be into that.

Big difference between romance and sex.

MJL

Yeah it's meant to be something fun rather than romantic.

matt

 

[FurryFury]

In that case note the meatloaf she/male I mentioned before. That was a fun and yummy entree.

 

[FurryFury]

Also fried bologna can look like boobies if you are into that kind of greasy food.

 

[mjl2010]

Also fried bologna can look like boobies if you are into that kind of greasy food.

Ohhhh! cut a stuffed olive in half and pin it on with a toothpick!


This is sort of fun!

MJL

 

[southernsky]

Ohhhh! cut a stuffed olive in half and pin it on with a toothpick!


This is sort of fun!

MJL

Addictive, isn't it? I'm not exactly sure what that says about me, but hey,

Hmm... A mozzerella stick with a little hole poked in the end with the cheese oozing out would work. A head of lettuce cut in half, each half being a boob, of course. Add olives as per the suggestion above, or tiny slices of baby carrots for nipples. Now I'm branching out in the color scheme though... not sure if you want it kept realistic or not. You could just make a thick, juicy steak and cut it out in the shape of a cock and balls when it's done.

 

[mjl2010]

Going back to the ice cream thing. You could do all sorts of things with different colored sherbets and sorbet's. Use a knife to cut them up and shape them. And on any of them, rich creamy vanilla ice cream could be just the topping you're looking for.

MJL

 

[M's girl]

Still not helpful but nice enough, or so I think.... Sexy Cooking