She Broke my dick!

[professorquixote]

getting it on with...
i swear this really happened
i pulled my trick maneuver
that's when i heard it snappin'

She broke my dick
OOOWWWWW
SHE goddamn broke my dick

ever since i met her
my life's been on the rocks
cold ice packs and heating pads
and band aids for my... (penis)

SHE BROKE MY DICK
ooowwwww
she goddamn broke my dick

She broke my dick
uuuuggggghhh
she goddamn broke my dick
(she broke his dick)
she broke my dick
(i broke his dick)
she goddamn broke my dick

main vein shot with cortison, ice pack on the rest
it hurt so much but i'd do it again
why couldn't i have just left her unsatisfied?

 

[professorquixote]

Lmao
(it just showed up randomly on my playlist)

 

[somberReality]

OUCH.

Must've been hot steamy cock-breaking sex though

 

[professorquixote]

I would think so....

 

[professorquixote]

Yeah so to the point...I want to hear embarrassing stories....C'mon bring them out...

 

[MsTexas]

LMAO ... thats just damn funny!!

Thank you for that.

 

[professorquixote]

I had to drive a friend to the emergency room because he got a potato stuck up his bum and he had to explain to everyone that it wasn't me who put it there.

 

[professorquixote]

LMAO ... thats just damn funny!!

Thank you for that.

Just doing my job....(I think)

 

[garbage can]

Who broke yer dick?

 

[professorquixote]

Not my dick..(I don't own one)

 

[pleasantville]

I remember with my ex we were going at it real hard and she turned while I was inside of her and she broke a blood vessel in my dick. It swelled up and bruised. Hurt like hell!

 

[professorquixote]

I remember with my ex we were going at it real hard and she turned while I was inside of her and she broke a blood vessel in my dick. It swelled up and bruised. Hurt like hell!

Well this song is dedicated to you.