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lol
she eats her own pussy?
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lewdandlicentious said:
Not necessarily. "Didn't", meaning "did not" works just as well as "does not".
Present isn't the only tense out there.
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Indeed!
I was trying to be corrective without causing offence, using constructive criticism, tackling only one error at a time.
I was trying to be corrective without causing offence, using constructive criticism, tackling only one error at a time.
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i know
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handlebars69 said:
" I " know!
I know YOU know, I was telling t'other one!
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Naturally.
It's a shame that it's a chore for some people to be nice.
It's a shame that it's a chore for some people to be nice.
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Not sure what you two are trying to say, so I'll pretend haven't read it!
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lewdandlicentious said:
I am truly sorry for my misunderstanding. From this day forward, I will try my best to use proper English and complete, and understandable sentences.
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handlebars69 said:
Tis alright Handle! You be a masshole, you can't possibly know English too! I took 32 years to learn there is actually a sound that goes with the letter "R". Still sounds funny caR, caR! Dam, it is Cah!
Lets get back to the story idea!
Has any one here ever tried, not saying you were even remotely close. Just even tried?
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i pahked the cah in hahvahd yahd............. lol sorry for being born in ma
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Boston Talk,
Ok so who can understand this jibberish? any one from Rhode Island up through central Mass. Oh and we do not have a problem reading, or hearing in correct english it is just speaking and writing because we can not hear the sound of the word everything is done by memory. I am not pulling you leg I can send you to some repitable web sites
)Quahogs..(kwah-hogs) native American word for BIG friggin clam!!
)Jonny cake..(Jonny cake!)native American pancake made from ground corn meal(mmmm good....NOT!)
)Coffee Milk..(kaw-fee milk) Milk with a sweet coffee syrup added(its like a 12oz cup of coffee with about 15 sugars and 9 ounces of milk)
Coffee regular (regala) with creamer and sugar added
)Cabinet..(kab-in-et) basically its a milk shake.
)Coffee Cabinet..(kaw-fee kab-in-et)Hmmm...figure it out!!
)Saugy's..(saw-geez)RI hot dog ..err franfurt...oh whatever!Its a hot dog known for its "crunch".
)Grinder..(grindah)a submarine sandwich,a hero;a sandwich usually about 6" to as much as 6' longstuffed with anything from ham and cheese to meatballs to eggplant.(grinder is spelled talk. pronounced the way but replace the er with ah or like 'are'.)
)Big Blue Bug..(big blu bug)Found in Providence on the roof of the New England Pest Control building,near the southbound lane of route I-95,on the Thurbers Ave corner.##aliases##....Big blue rudolph the red nosed reindeer*;Big blue witch**;big blue cool dude,drinkin a Del's***;Big blue movie star****.
)Del's lemonade{delz lem-in-ayde)frozen slush treat like dumping country tyme into a snow bank.(often seen being consumed by big blue bugs)
*during christmas holiday season,BBB has been known to sport anlers and a red nose.
Here is an English guide to help you understand what I said!.....
Aummy-a fighting force,used in wars.
Bonn-a place where cows are kept.
Bubblah- (Bubbler)you normal folks would call this a watah fountain.
Bah-a palce that sells alcoholic beverages.
Bizah-odd, strange
Cah-could be a Ford or a Chevy... you would know this as a CAR...
Calenda-keeps track of the yeeah.
Cods-usually Bicycle makes em,used for poker or Blackjack.
Culliz- there are many culliz in the rainbow.
Dinna-evening meal....
Daww-entrance to the staww. homes have a daww, cah daww
Elastic-rubba band
Flaridda-that place where Disneyworld is.
Flahwiz-pretty plants that grow culliz.
Grindah-long sandwich,also known as submarine or hero.
Hahrah-I really like hahrah movies. Frightin
Hahpahst-30 min. afta the ouwa, time.
Joonya-I was a joonya in high skool last yeah.or a person like Robert Downey,joonya.
Kahkis-what we staht the cah wit, Auto kiyz
Oh-shin-where the fish swim,you would know it as the ocean!
Ouwa-numbas on a clock.
Peppiz- a green vegetable,or a companion to salt.
Pissa-excellent!
Potty-birthday,anniversary,surprise,goin away....a celebration a potty.
Pock-could be what you do with a Cah,or a place with trees and stuff.
Pop-Soda, lolly pop
Row-dylin- the tiny little state near Ma. Rhode Island, not much biggah than a town
Saw-sidge-sometimes cook with peppiz,greasy pork meat in a flesh tube.
Safes-condom
Seenya-I am a seenya this yeeah in high school. or....I seenya at the potty.
Socca-a sport that uses a black and white ball.
Staww-place to buy food, clothes etc.
Shaw-where the land meets the oh-shin...
Shuah-of course
Sooper-man undah the suppah above workah.
Suppah-mgr. also the evening meal.
Tonic-Soda
Tahrdz-challenged persin, peeps wit disabilities
Weeniz-hot dogs with lotsa crap on em!!
Wistah- city has centrum arena, (Worcester, aka worm town, aka worma, aka the under ground town)
Wikkid-Extreame! (wicked)
Yeeah-365 days in a yeeah.
Yiz-You ploural.
If by now you havent noticed, if "R" is on the end delete it and replace with ah
How we'll know you weren't bon heah:
You wear a Harvard sweatshirt
You cross at a crosswalk
You ask directions to "Cheers"
You order a grinder and a soda
You pronounce it "Worchester" "Peabody" (any town name as it appears)
You drive with more than a car space 10' between you and the person infront of you under 65mph 15' over 65mph
You have no idea what a snow squall is or a nor easter
You say bean town to be cool instead of Bahstin
"Cahn't get theyah from heah" in three sylables and you say, "I do not understand," very slowly! den we laugh wikkid. Shuah tis wikkid funny.
Boston Creme pie is a cake
Frappes have ice cream - milkshakes don't
Chowdah does not come with tomatoes that is Rhode Island chowdah
Soda is club soda, If it's fizzy and flavored, it's tonic.
When we mean tonic water, we say tonic water.
Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish
If you paid more than $9 a pound, you got scrod
Brown bread comes in a can, You open ends, push it out, heat it, and eat it with baked beans.
They're hot dogs. Franks were people who lived in France in the ninth century.
That would not even be the basics of butchered English. Yea you talk like that for 30+ years and see how good your English is? Period whats that ? Oh that thing that stops you for a pause never learned it. That takes too long! A paragraph is really just one long word.
Ok so who can understand this jibberish? any one from Rhode Island up through central Mass. Oh and we do not have a problem reading, or hearing in correct english it is just speaking and writing because we can not hear the sound of the word everything is done by memory. I am not pulling you leg I can send you to some repitable web sites
)Quahogs..(kwah-hogs) native American word for BIG friggin clam!!
)Jonny cake..(Jonny cake!)native American pancake made from ground corn meal(mmmm good....NOT!)
)Coffee Milk..(kaw-fee milk) Milk with a sweet coffee syrup added(its like a 12oz cup of coffee with about 15 sugars and 9 ounces of milk)
Coffee regular (regala) with creamer and sugar added
)Cabinet..(kab-in-et) basically its a milk shake.
)Coffee Cabinet..(kaw-fee kab-in-et)Hmmm...figure it out!!
)Saugy's..(saw-geez)RI hot dog ..err franfurt...oh whatever!Its a hot dog known for its "crunch".
)Grinder..(grindah)a submarine sandwich,a hero;a sandwich usually about 6" to as much as 6' longstuffed with anything from ham and cheese to meatballs to eggplant.(grinder is spelled talk. pronounced the way but replace the er with ah or like 'are'.)
)Big Blue Bug..(big blu bug)Found in Providence on the roof of the New England Pest Control building,near the southbound lane of route I-95,on the Thurbers Ave corner.##aliases##....Big blue rudolph the red nosed reindeer*;Big blue witch**;big blue cool dude,drinkin a Del's***;Big blue movie star****.
)Del's lemonade{delz lem-in-ayde)frozen slush treat like dumping country tyme into a snow bank.(often seen being consumed by big blue bugs)
*during christmas holiday season,BBB has been known to sport anlers and a red nose.
Here is an English guide to help you understand what I said!.....
Aummy-a fighting force,used in wars.
Bonn-a place where cows are kept.
Bubblah- (Bubbler)you normal folks would call this a watah fountain.
Bah-a palce that sells alcoholic beverages.
Bizah-odd, strange
Cah-could be a Ford or a Chevy... you would know this as a CAR...
Calenda-keeps track of the yeeah.
Cods-usually Bicycle makes em,used for poker or Blackjack.
Culliz- there are many culliz in the rainbow.
Dinna-evening meal....
Daww-entrance to the staww. homes have a daww, cah daww
Elastic-rubba band
Flaridda-that place where Disneyworld is.
Flahwiz-pretty plants that grow culliz.
Grindah-long sandwich,also known as submarine or hero.
Hahrah-I really like hahrah movies. Frightin
Hahpahst-30 min. afta the ouwa, time.
Joonya-I was a joonya in high skool last yeah.or a person like Robert Downey,joonya.
Kahkis-what we staht the cah wit, Auto kiyz
Oh-shin-where the fish swim,you would know it as the ocean!
Ouwa-numbas on a clock.
Peppiz- a green vegetable,or a companion to salt.
Pissa-excellent!
Potty-birthday,anniversary,surprise,goin away....a celebration a potty.
Pock-could be what you do with a Cah,or a place with trees and stuff.
Pop-Soda, lolly pop
Row-dylin- the tiny little state near Ma. Rhode Island, not much biggah than a town
Saw-sidge-sometimes cook with peppiz,greasy pork meat in a flesh tube.
Safes-condom
Seenya-I am a seenya this yeeah in high school. or....I seenya at the potty.
Socca-a sport that uses a black and white ball.
Staww-place to buy food, clothes etc.
Shaw-where the land meets the oh-shin...
Shuah-of course
Sooper-man undah the suppah above workah.
Suppah-mgr. also the evening meal.
Tonic-Soda
Tahrdz-challenged persin, peeps wit disabilities
Weeniz-hot dogs with lotsa crap on em!!
Wistah- city has centrum arena, (Worcester, aka worm town, aka worma, aka the under ground town)
Wikkid-Extreame! (wicked)
Yeeah-365 days in a yeeah.
Yiz-You ploural.
If by now you havent noticed, if "R" is on the end delete it and replace with ah
How we'll know you weren't bon heah:
You wear a Harvard sweatshirt
You cross at a crosswalk
You ask directions to "Cheers"
You order a grinder and a soda
You pronounce it "Worchester" "Peabody" (any town name as it appears)
You drive with more than a car space 10' between you and the person infront of you under 65mph 15' over 65mph
You have no idea what a snow squall is or a nor easter
You say bean town to be cool instead of Bahstin
"Cahn't get theyah from heah" in three sylables and you say, "I do not understand," very slowly! den we laugh wikkid. Shuah tis wikkid funny.
Boston Creme pie is a cake
Frappes have ice cream - milkshakes don't
Chowdah does not come with tomatoes that is Rhode Island chowdah
Soda is club soda, If it's fizzy and flavored, it's tonic.
When we mean tonic water, we say tonic water.
Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish
If you paid more than $9 a pound, you got scrod
Brown bread comes in a can, You open ends, push it out, heat it, and eat it with baked beans.
They're hot dogs. Franks were people who lived in France in the ninth century.
That would not even be the basics of butchered English. Yea you talk like that for 30+ years and see how good your English is? Period whats that ? Oh that thing that stops you for a pause never learned it. That takes too long! A paragraph is really just one long word.
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wostah and peabuddy
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handlebars69 said:
What? No, no Wistah' and peabidy. Kids ya gotta teach dem evry thin.
Ya ready fer sex ed? Bettin' ya get an "A" in dat class.
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im sorry... i wont do it agin
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You have not done it the first time! Oh you mean the Wooster thing.
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exactly... and i did get an A in sex ed thank you
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An "A", well you have never tried my advanced Sex ed class. Would you like to sign up? Admission is free and I cum to you. But the training can be long, exausting, and rather dehydrating.
Only the best can ever hope to pass. Fewer will ever get a "B" and seldom, cause only the elite recieve an "A"
Come play with a Phildo if you think you can handle it.
Only the best can ever hope to pass. Fewer will ever get a "B" and seldom, cause only the elite recieve an "A"
Come play with a Phildo if you think you can handle it.
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i dont think you could handle a young thing like me, lol
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If your scared just say your scared.
I'll be up in may
if you think you can handle it?
I'll be up in may
if you think you can handle it?
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handlebars69 said:
Handlebaby,
Beware, be very ware!
The Phildo is coming your way and believe me he's a loaded gun!
Phildo,
Be gentle, she's only a young 'un!
Hey, only one more post for the big 100!
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Not sure if this pic will show, but how's this for flexibility??
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And, to top it all, check this baby out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lewdandlicentious said:
^LMAO! the caps are funny but other than that nice pics lol
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Hey, I'd forgotten about this thread, and then it comes back to haunt us!
