She's a Hoot

[musicankane]

You'd think being a young single guy, working at the most amazing restaurant in the world Hooters, would be a blast. Truthfully it kinda was, but not for the ways one might think. I'm not the most sociable guy, in fact I'm a bit of a nerd. No I'm not pointdextery or anything, I'm presentable as a man, maybe not someone the girls would actively persue, but I don't think I'm too ugly to fuck.

Anyway back to my point, I am kind of a nerd in the sense that I play a lot of video games and my friends play magic the gathering and other nerdy shit. As a result of that I don't have much luck with the girls, hell I've not gotten laid in....ever I guess.

But that doesn't make it any less awesome to work at Hooters. Okay so I'm only a bus boy, but I get to talk to so much hot chicks at work. I mean these girls are fucking gorgeous. These are the kind of girls that normally would never talk to me, but will end up chit chating with me while at work no problem. Besides I'm like the only white guy working there so I'm the only one that can talk to them without an accent.

Since I am a guy I will tell you about a few of my favorite girls to talk to there. April is this hot blonde bartender, she has the softest sweetest face, an amazing rack (obviously Hooters duh!) and a toned six pack tummy that makes my balls tingle every time she slides past me. Plus she is hella nice too, all the girls on this list are nice and seem really cool when I talk to them.

Jessica is a brunette who wears like these black rimmed nerdy glasses on days she doesn't want to put in contacts. She is such a sweet heart, kinda reminds me of Jennifer Love Hewitt a bit. She has a great ass and though her stomach doesn't have the tone that Apirl's does, it is still smooth and flat and wonderful.

Then the hottest of them all, Alisa. This girl has it all. She's fucking stunningly beautiful, big firm tits, flat toned amazing stomach, pert ass, and she's got a great sense of humor. I will go out of my way to do shit for her whenever I can because it is simply an excuse to talk to her.

Sadly all these girls have boyfriends which is just my luck. Not that I've ever had the nerve to ask them out even before I learned of a boy in their lives already. I'm kinda shy about that kind of thing and as much as I want to I don't think I could bring myself to man up enough to ask them on a date or anything. All I can do is talk and joke and kinda flirt, but most of all fantasize.

A guy can dream though right?

 

[Shy_child]

I used to think that my life was so simple. Go to work, head to school and go home. Things have seemed to spiral out of control lately. My boyfriend has not only been a jerk lately but has been acting slightly shady. My studies have been going down hill and my stress has been slowly rising. Thankfully work does help relieve my stress since I work with so many fun people. I've become best friends with almost everyone at my work, though most of us are just there to get a paycheck.

Hooters. It's one of the most sexist places in the world. Not only does my boss rarely hire anyone with a bra size less than a C but if you don't have an hour glass figure forget it. I spend two hours a day just to keep up my body so I can keep my job, but that is beyond the point.

Morning came way to soon today and before I knew it I was on my way to work, my hair straight, my makeup pristine and my shorts short. Sometimes I felt like I was walking into a meat market but oh well. Parking my beat up old blue Bug I couldn't help but laugh as I watched a passerby glance at my car worriedly. Sliding out of the worn seats I slammed the door not bothering to lock it. There was nothing to steal.

It was only when I opened the door that I saw the one person that could always brighten my day. He's a bus boy but he always smiles at me no matter how bad his day is. He makes me laugh when ever I really need it and I always feel like he cares how my days going.

 

[musicankane]

I put on my name badge that said "Jake" and walked into work with a smile. Today was one of three days a week that I really really got excited about coming to work. I would be working with Alisa today. Alisa the perfect ten, the stunner, the walking wet dream. So today was a day I was happy to be here.

That being said, that didn't mean work sucked every other day. Far from it in fact. There were plenty of other chicks to sneak peeks at and laugh with on any given day, but Alisa made it special. I was cleaning a table near the door when Alisa came into the building. I looked up and lifted the bus tub from the chair.

"There she is. The ugliest girl around, hey are you sure you still work here." I said teasing her. I always played with her like that. It had become a theme for my teasing with her. She probably knew that I thought she was by far the hottest girl in town, but I thought that by making fun of her looks it would hide the obvious crush I had on her.

 

[Shy_child]

Laughing I couldn't help but smack Jake on the arm. "Oh I'm sorry want me to rip my shirt to show I really work here?" I teased lightly bumping my hip with his before heading to the back room. "You better keep my tables clean today!" I called over my shoulder with a grin. It took me about ten minutes to get situated and tell everyone hi before finally clocking in.

Sliding my pad and pen in my back pocket I made my way to the floor touching Jake's back as I passed him. I made sure to give him a big grin before making my way to my first table hoping to make as many tips as I could.

The day seemed to be dragging on, every single table I had gotten had been in a horrible mood. I barely had sixty dollars in tip in my pouch. Finally sitting in the back, enjoying my break I glanced to my phone wanting to throw it against the wall. To make matters worse my jerk of a boyfriend was bitching at me as well. This day was a disaster. Pulling my knees into my chest I sigh placing my forehead on my knees.

 

[musicankane]

I turned and waved at her as she walked away, "Do I ever let you down?" I called after her.

And so our day began. It was a fairly busy day and I was even doubly busy as I had to handle the entire restaurant. People seemed like dicks today though. I could hear the tone of voice people were speaking to the waitresses. I couldn't understand it. This was fucking Hooters man! The chick wore skippy shorts and pushed big tits with a lots of cleavage. How could that keep anyone in bad spirits.

Alisa went on break a few minutes before I got off work. I didn't like leaving without saying goodbye to my only real female friend in the world so I stepped out back to tell her I was leaving. I paused as I saw her with her forehead against her knees and her phone beeping text messages at her.

I knew her boyfriend was a dick. I knew she wasn't too happy with him, and she just seemed to be stressed when he was around. That didn't make sense to me, how could this beautiful woman stand to be with such a cocksucker.

I knealt beside her and put a hand on her shoulder. "Is Scott being a dickwad again?" I asked softly. "Do you want me to kick his ass....err I mean stand up to him and get stomped? Nevermind that doesn't sound fun."

 

[Shy_child]

I heard someone come in and I figured it was just one of the girls. I already had my excuse ready. I didn't sleep well last night. It was fool proof, most of the girls would agree. Looking up as I felt Jakes hand on my shoulder I smiled slightly. "A little. He's mad I didn't spend the night last night, but I had to study for finals." I murmured letting my knees down as I sighed. "And all the customers are jerks today. One guy even called me fat when I walked away." Looking down at myself I frowned. I didn't work this hard to have people call me fat.

"Please don't attack him. I don't need the one awesome friend in my life in a coma." Smiling I wrapped my arms around him giving him a soft hug before letting go. "Thanks Jake. You always make me feel better just by being here." Standing I glance at the clock. "I have to get back to work but....will I see you tomorrow?" I ran my fingers through my hair wanting to just leave work but I had another two hours left.

 

[musicankane]

I hugged Alisa back gently, we were at an angle so I didn't get to feel her breasts against my chest but I was here to be comforting for my friend. I stood and sighed, nodding slowly. "Look Alisa, it kills me that you put yourself through this. I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but looks in a guy aren't everything."

I smirked and cupped my nuts quickly, "It's what's down here baby." I winked and put a finger under her chin. "Chin up Alisa. I'll see you tomorrow, but if you ever need anything, you know you have my number."

I turned and let her go back to work, heading home. I took a shower and watched the dirty dishes, hot wing, and sanitizer smell off of me. Once I was showered and relaxed, I flopped onto my couch and turned on the TV.

 

[Shy_child]

The last two hours seemed to drag by even more than the previous. With Jake gone I didn't have someone to joke and have fun with. It was a relief when I finally clocked out. Making my way home I ignored the constant txts Scott was sending me. Finally I threw my phone onto the couch moving into my room to shower in change.

A good hour later I was in my pajamas, contacts out hair falling in blonde messy curls and my body relaxed. Falling onto my couch I yawned finally looking at my phone. Twenty txts and a few tears later I was ready to scream. Covering my face with my hands I took a deep breath before looking at my phone one last time. This time wasn't like the last times. Scott was pissed, accusing me of cheating, of lying and of completely using him for sex. He was coming over, this wasn't a good thing. He was always violent when he was angry and he had a key. Standing I grabbed my keys, a pair of flip flops and I was out the door.

Unlocking my phone I began to move my fingers over the screen as quickly as possible.

-Jake, it's Al can I crash at your place for a little bit. Scott is on a rampage and he's heading to my house. I don't want to be there when he gets to the door. If not it's ok I don't want to intrude.
<3 Alisa

 

[musicankane]

-Jake, it's Al can I crash at your place for a little bit. Scott is on a rampage and he's heading to my house. I don't want to be there when he gets to the door. If not it's ok I don't want to intrude.
<3 Alisa

I looked over the text and smiled. Okay it was bad to smile, but then he couldn't help but think that this might be his big chance with the girl of his dreams. The door to his virginity was ready to be opened, and he could hardly wait.

-Alisa I can't believe you would even have to ask. Get your ass over here. My couch is yours....P.S. Bring Coke.

I hit send and stood up quickly. I needed to change and quick. I darted to my room and put on a t-shirt and some sweats. I wanted to look easy going, but not sloppy. This way I would look like I was just chilling and watching TV. Okay maybe that was exactly what I had been doing, I was just a bit more dressed.

 

[Shy_child]

It took me twenty minutes to get to Jake's house. Pulling my green shorts so that I wasn't showing my ass and my black tee so that I looked presentable I grabbed the two cases of coke I had gotten on the way and stepped up to his door. I was slightly embarrassed to be in such lack of clothing. Biting my lip I lightly knocked hoping to have a night where I didn't have Scott bugging me. I had turned my phone off after I had gotten Jake's txt knowing it would only be filled with anger for the rest of the night.

Pulling at my shorts once more I fears I would look like a slut in Jake's eyes. I liked Jake, he was sweet and funny and most of all he treated me like I wasn't an idiot. Scott always treated me like I was a child unless we were in bed which wasn't often. I hadn't having sex with him. He was a one shot dud. He'd get off and leave me hanging, I never seemed to get pleasure from it. Sometimes I wondered why I was with him.

 

[musicankane]

I opened the door with a huge smile. Then I faltered as I saw what she was wearing. I couldn't help but make a joke, "Coke and a beautiful woman wearing tiny bits of clothing. It must be my birthday." I told her, at the same time I took the coke from her and stepped back so she could come into my apartment.

"Thanks for the Coke Alisa." I told her moving into my little nooky kitchen and I slipped both coke cases into the refridgerator. Then I stepped back up to her and sighed, looking serious. "So tell me Alisa, are you alright? Do you need me to do anything for you?" I offered.

She looked distraught, distant. That bothered me, I hated to see her like this. It was not her, the girl i knew was beautiful, smart, funny, witty, perfect. The way this guy seemed to have broken her down, it sucked. I wanted to pull her away from this demon that insisted on keeping her in chains.

 

[Shy_child]

I chuckle doing a small spin for him. "You wish Romeo." I tease moving into his room. I watched him move into his kitchen, noticing how small but homey his home really was. It reminded me of my own home. Slowly I walked towards him for some reason just wanting his comfort. "I guess I'll be alright..." I said quietly as I stood before him alone inches away my eyes down. "I feel so stupid. I don't know... why I keep putting myself through this." Running my fingers through my blonde curls I shift from foot to foot. "Thank you Jake... truly... Thank you. You don't realize how much you letting me be here... helps." I say my voice shaking slightly. Something about him made me want to just open up but at the same time I felt like an open book to him. Like he could read me.

 

[musicankane]

I nodded and shrugged, "Alisa it is my pleasure. If I didn't help you, you might leave town or something. If you leave town I wont have anyone to make fun of and then work would suck, so really it is in my best interest to keep you around." I paused and made a show of looking her up and down. I trembled lightly, the desire to touch her body was so strong.

I smirked, "PLus you are fucking amazing to look at."

I moved to a cabinet in my bedroom and pulled out an extra pillow and blankets. I came back and set them on the couch, "So I figure you can have the bed and I'll sleep here." I raise my hand as she protested, "Look I stay up late watching the TV anyway and I usually pass out on the couch, this way the bed actually gets some use tonight."

 

[Shy_child]

A blush touches my cheeks at his complement. I watch in silence holding back a small laugh as he walked out and returned with a blanket and a pillow. "Jake..." I murmur wanting to protest before he stopped me. Taking a few steps forward I wrap my arms around his middle hugging him tightly. 'Thank you." I whisper pressing my cheek against his shoulder as I sigh quietly. Finally pulling away I look up at him. "Are you going to fall asleep now or do you mind... me chilling out here with you?" I ask.

After you nod I smile brightly before sitting on the couch quickly stealing your blankets and wrapping them around me. "Good cause I never fall asleep this early. I'm stealing your blanket and you can't do a thing about it!" I tease sticking my tongue out before cuddling into the warm fabric, the blanket engulfing my body so only my head is seen.

 

[musicankane]

WE settled on the couch, Alisa curling up the blanket and wrapping it around herself as she cuddled against me. I liked it, as we watched TV I could smell her around me. Her body warmed my side and she felt wonderfully against me. I could spend every night like this, with her, just leaning against me and taking that comfort in being together.

I don't know how long it was before I dozed off, but when I snorted awake the sun was out and I was lying on my back with Alisa laying almost completely on top of me. She was a little lower on me, her head resting on my chest. This made it so her breasts where mashed against my crotch and the realization of that made me respond. Her soft breasts mashed against my crotch and it made me harden in my pants.

 

[Shy_child]

For the first time in quite some time I enjoyed my night. Jake had let me cuddle against me, at one point wrapping his arm around me. I could smell his cologne, and although he wasn't the biggest guy I could feel the muscles he did have as he held me close. I'm not sure what we watched but soon I was drifting off though I told myself I was fine it wasn't long before darkness overtook me.

Morning came as a bittersweet reminder that I had to get on with the day though something was wrong. I wasn't in my bed. Shifting slightly I could feel a hardness against me but it wasn't Scott's chest. Yawning I pressed my face against the chest beneath me and inhaled, smelling the sweet cologne of the night before. My eyes fluttered open and I found myself cuddled against Jake. Blushing brightly I looked up at him my lips parting as I stared into the eyes that seemed to be staring back. My blue eyes widened and for a moment I remained completely still.

"Jake..." I whispered finally my hands moving to touch his hips before realizing exactly what the hardness I felt was. My body began to heat up, my skin turning bright red though I didn't more.

 

[musicankane]

We lay there for a long time. At least it seemed like a long time. The sexual tension between us suddenly thick. I have expected Alisa to scramble off of me and call me sick and a pervert. My pulse was thick and heavy in my veins. I licked my lips as she whispered my name.

"I uh," I paused, "I've never woke up with a girl against me before Alisa. I'm not sure I know what to do here." I said blushing in embarassment.

 

[Shy_child]

Blushing I looked down not sure what to do in this situation. Biting my lip I finally move up, my stomach brushing his center before finally managing to get myself up enough to get off of him. "I... um..." Looking away shyly I bite my lip again. "I've never been in this situation. I'm sorry." I said before realizing that not only is my shirt pulled and shifted enough that my bright pink bra is visible, as I stand up my matching thong is showing. Blushing brighter I grab the blanket wrapping it around me my eyes wide.

"I'm so embarassed. You probably think I'm some whore..." I say, panicing as I think of what Scott would be saying if he was in Jake's position. I back up, my hair a mess of tangled curls and my body instantly become awkward under the blanket. As I begin to back up I soon find myself stepping on the blanket and falling backwards, landing on my ass. "I'm such a clutz." I murmur not leaving my spot on the floor. "I'm so sorry." I apologize.

 

[musicankane]

I was confused. I didn't know what she was apologizing for. She fell and I jumped to my feet and looked down at her, my eyes hovering over her body. "God are you alright Alisa?" I asked looking at her. I reached down and helped her back to her feet. "Alisa you don't have to apologize for anything. I opened my place to you and besides what guy wouldn't want a cute roommate around, especially a fugly guy like me."

I smiled and looked down at my feet. "I know I'm cool or whatever at work, but otherside of Hooters I don't really have a lot of ladies in my life. I welcome you here if you want to stay." I told her.

 

[Shy_child]

Blushing I looked up at him as he helped me up my fingers still holding onto his hand gently. "Jake. You're anything but fugly." I laugh lightly smoothing a piece of his bed head hair. "I don't know why you don't have a woman of your own Jake. You are one of the most amazing guy's I've ever met." Looking down at myself I smoothed my shirt before glancing to his own clothes. For some reason I wanted to reach out and tough him, as if to prove to myself I wasn't dreaming.

Finally looking back up at him I shook my head. "I couldn't do that Jake. I would feel like I was Imposing. Wouldn't you want someone you actually know? I mean, I'm just some chick you met at work I'm nothing special especially not special enough to offer as a roommate."

 

[musicankane]

I laughed and took her hand in mine, her skin was soft and warm in mine. It made me wonder what the rest of her body would feel like until my fingertips. "Alisa you are not a stranger. I would love to have you as a room mate. It will give me plenty of chances to sneak peeks of you naked." I teased.

I moved past her and went to grab one of the Cokes. Breakfast of champions. "Are you working today?" I asked her taking a sip. "Cause I figure I could help you go back to your place and we can bring over some of your stuff while your boyfriend is gone." I suggested spreading my arms, "I don't look like much, but I carry heavy shit all day long, you pack the bags and I can lug them around." I smirked.

 

[Shy_child]

I laughed shaking my head. "That's what you think! I'm pretty sneaky when I'm naked!" I teased back before stealing the coked from his hand before he could drink it. "I'd like that Jake, even if you are a little slow when it comes to guarding your stuff. I warn you, I was raise with two brothers." I laughed before moving towards him. Standing on my toes I kissed his cheek softly before handing him his drink back after taking a sip. "Can I borrow a shirt for the ride over?" I asked looking down at myself. " And maybe some jeans." I laughed.

Turning I bent over picking up the blanket and beginning to fold it, my legs stretching and bending as I tried to wake them up. Talk about an odd morning.

 

[musicankane]

I grunted as she bent over, "I don't think I have anything that could do you justice." I headed into my room and took my coke with me. I dug through my drawers and I found a T-shirt that had two roosters on it, there was a caption said, "Mine is bigger than yours." I smirked and set the t-shirt aside, then got some jeans.

I brought out the clothing to her and said, "There is cereal in the cabinet if you wanna eat something." I winked and tapped the t-shirt. "Mine is better, I swear it." I teased and turned back into the bedroom. "I'm going to change really quick so no peeking."

 

[Shy_child]

Laughing I looked at the shirt and pants before playfully smacking Jake on the arm as he walked away. "Damn I thought I could sneak a peak at your ass." I teased before making sure his door was closed. I quickly pulled off my shorts, pulling on his jeans with a laugh. They were a size to big for me and fell against my hip bones. Running my fingers through my hair I glanced at his door once more. Since I was in his living room I didn't want him to walk out and find me nude. Pulling off my top I pulled it over my head stretching after. His clothes were to big for my but that was ok. They were comfortable and for some reason they felt good.

"Yo I'm a girl and I change faster than you do!" I teased playfully knocking on his door before beginning to fold my clothes moving to sit on the couch and wait. Placing my clothes on the arm I yawned laying down and staring at the ceiling. I hoped Scott wasn't going to be there.

 

[musicankane]

I was digging through my clothes trying to find something i could put on to make me look tough. I didnt Alisa's boyfriend to be at the apartment and me look like I couldnt beat his ass. I ended up wearing a plain black shirt and a leather jacket. Then i put on black jeans and pulled out a pair of blacl boots from when i worked construction.

I stepped out into the living room as she teased me and said, "Does this make me look though? I need to look tough."