musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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My family is a pain in the ass. Everything about them is annoying and they seem to live to drive me insane. Which was why I was glad when I finally graduated college with a computer programing degree and could move the fuck out. I was happy to be out of the house and be able to finally bring girls home. I mean I was free to try to bring girls home, but uh....well I am a computer programer and you know how that goes.
I had been living on my own for a couple of years when my mother called and told me about a cousin from New York who was coming to the west coast in order to go to UCLA. Her name was Jamie and she was going to need a place to stay for a little while until she could get her dorm situation set up. Apparently the college staff or admins fucked up her paperwork and didn't have a dorm for her, even though her scholarship included one.
I protested to my mother whole heartedly and told her to let this Jamie girl stay at her place. My mother's brother Todd, who is a royal asshole, had gotten laid off and was living in the only other free room in the house, plus she lived too far from the UCLA campus to make the trip easy. There had to be another way, I didn't want another member of my family living with me, I fought and worked very hard to never have to do that again.
But what could I do. I mean family is family. Maybe this cousin wouldn't even be so bad, my mother explained to me that Jamie was not really blood related. Technically she was but it was so far down the bloodline that there was a glimmer of hope in that she wouldn't be this terrible nightmare of a person. I guess if you got down to 4th cousins, you couldn't count them as real family.
So three weeks later I was waiting for Jamie at the terminal. I watched with dread as a collection of people walked off the plane, each time a single girl walked out looking the right age group I tensed, expecting one to make a B-line for me. But none did. At least none of the girls I expected Jamie to be.
When Jamie actually emerged from the crowd I have to admit I was stunned. This girl was insanely beautiful, the kind of girl that wouldn't give me the time of day if we weren't family. I felt my pulse race and I wondered if it was legal to fuck 4th cousins. Though with my luck she would be begging to leave my apartment as soon as she could.
She had the most amazing eyes, even from afar I could see her light blue eyes looking right at me. She smiled and her cheeks revealed the most wonderful dimples I had ever seen. Her hair was a dark brown, long and slightly wavy as it flowed down her back. She was a petite girl, her body slim, her stomach flat yet firm and her breasts were wonderful. Her rack wasn't big or small, it was just right on her body, like a pair of wonderous peaches sitting tight and perky on her chest.
I took all that in and processed it, then locked it away in the ten seconds it took her to walk up to me straight from the terminal gate. She must have gotten my picture in an E-mail from my mom or something to know who I was.
I sighed and held out my hand. "Jamie right?"
She didn't take my hand, she smiled and threw her arms around me. I felt how amazing her breast actually were as she smashed into my chest. "Ok hugging that's fine." I said stunned she was open enough to just outright hug me like that.
I had been living on my own for a couple of years when my mother called and told me about a cousin from New York who was coming to the west coast in order to go to UCLA. Her name was Jamie and she was going to need a place to stay for a little while until she could get her dorm situation set up. Apparently the college staff or admins fucked up her paperwork and didn't have a dorm for her, even though her scholarship included one.
I protested to my mother whole heartedly and told her to let this Jamie girl stay at her place. My mother's brother Todd, who is a royal asshole, had gotten laid off and was living in the only other free room in the house, plus she lived too far from the UCLA campus to make the trip easy. There had to be another way, I didn't want another member of my family living with me, I fought and worked very hard to never have to do that again.
But what could I do. I mean family is family. Maybe this cousin wouldn't even be so bad, my mother explained to me that Jamie was not really blood related. Technically she was but it was so far down the bloodline that there was a glimmer of hope in that she wouldn't be this terrible nightmare of a person. I guess if you got down to 4th cousins, you couldn't count them as real family.
So three weeks later I was waiting for Jamie at the terminal. I watched with dread as a collection of people walked off the plane, each time a single girl walked out looking the right age group I tensed, expecting one to make a B-line for me. But none did. At least none of the girls I expected Jamie to be.
When Jamie actually emerged from the crowd I have to admit I was stunned. This girl was insanely beautiful, the kind of girl that wouldn't give me the time of day if we weren't family. I felt my pulse race and I wondered if it was legal to fuck 4th cousins. Though with my luck she would be begging to leave my apartment as soon as she could.
She had the most amazing eyes, even from afar I could see her light blue eyes looking right at me. She smiled and her cheeks revealed the most wonderful dimples I had ever seen. Her hair was a dark brown, long and slightly wavy as it flowed down her back. She was a petite girl, her body slim, her stomach flat yet firm and her breasts were wonderful. Her rack wasn't big or small, it was just right on her body, like a pair of wonderous peaches sitting tight and perky on her chest.
I took all that in and processed it, then locked it away in the ten seconds it took her to walk up to me straight from the terminal gate. She must have gotten my picture in an E-mail from my mom or something to know who I was.
I sighed and held out my hand. "Jamie right?"
She didn't take my hand, she smiled and threw her arms around me. I felt how amazing her breast actually were as she smashed into my chest. "Ok hugging that's fine." I said stunned she was open enough to just outright hug me like that.