Shooting porn in another world

[anthrodisiac]

There’s an endearing scene in Chamber’s Wayfarer series where a human woman has developed a bit of awe/crush on the anthro pilot (for an exceedingly dangerous flavor of piloting), which is a bird dino species with a very Bonobo coded sociosexual culture. Woman eventually offers herself because pilot has been alone for years on these long haul flights with nobody to keep her bed warm, which is hard on anybody but especially for a species that fucks to maintain social ties and mood. You’re here, and I’m here, we don’t have anywhere else to be, and wouldn’t the crew be safer if you unwound a bit? I mean, we have to think of the crew’s safety…

I need to sue this person for stealing my species' morphological trademark, Archaeopteryx™. I don't remember being compensated for... *rustles through paperwork* Oh, never mind. I gave her the rights to use me for $5. Oh, I remember now! She told me how pretty I was and more people should know about my kind, then gave me a fiver and a jingly silver bracelet. Mmm shiny things...

 

[liliput1]

I need to sue this person for stealing my species' morphological trademark, Archaeopteryx™. I don't remember being compensated for... *rustles through paperwork* Oh, never mind. I gave her the rights to use me for $5. Oh, I remember now! She told me how pretty I was and more people should know about my kind, then gave me a fiver and a jingly silver bracelet. Mmm shiny things...

I first read that as $5k. That better have been a very jingly bracelet.

 

[dirk2024]

I first read that as $5k. That better have been a very jingly bracelet.

Depends on how much it jingles...and where.

 

[liliput1]

Depends on how much it jingles...and where.

And the angle of the dangle.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I first read that as $5k. That better have been a very jingly bracelet.

Depends on how much it jingles...and where.

And the angle of the dangle.

It's a pair of silver jingly bangles with feather etchings

Also, now I got this stuck in my head

 

[liliput1]

Wasn't familiar with that one. How about Chuck Berry?

 

[liliput1]

with feather etchings

Oh that's like a whole vibe at craft fairs and farmer's markets. Excellent choice.

Having flashbacks to Dom Deluise's crow in Secret of NIMH. <gasp> a sparklie!

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Started thinking of how I could do a short story with the idea and here’s what I’ve come up with:

MC has had her portal power for a bit and she’s writing it as a half vent (I thought for fun she could even write it as she popped over to this world so no one she knows would know she posted it). She’s popped through enough worlds to have gotten things like a universal translator and anti-viral treatments but she still hasn’t gotten any good footage.

But she finally hits pay dirt: an orc village. They aren’t the green type, more the pigmen kind but If she can land a gangbang scene of getting plowed by orcs, she can sell it…except the men are wary of this strange woman and they don’t tend to like human women unless they’re drunk.

Right when she’s about to call it, an orc woman comes up to her and reveals she adores humans. She’s MC’s type so they sneak off and fuck but MC accidentally makes a huge social faux paus and uses a strap-on…which the orcs believe is a sacred phallus and she just laid claim to the chief’s daughter…so she runs off with her now wife who is fascinated with the modern world…now MC has an extra mouth to feed and she can’t upload the footage to her Onlyfans because costars have to have their ID run…so if she wants to use it she’ll need to set up her own website or try and sell it other less easy ways

A possible sequel could be her wife cuddling her and telling her that she loves her but if she has to eat instant ramen one more time, she’ll have to engage in orc divorce, which is throwing your spouse off a cliff…so MC now has a deadline to make some money.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

other ideas

1: city wakes up to giant monsters fighting in the outskirts of town. They are so massive that even the greatest weapons the city can muster do nothing. A brave film crew goes out to record the fight…and they realize that the monsters are just fucking.

With the reveal that the monsters are humans who traveled from our world while the characters we’ve followed are similar to Lilliputians

2. Actress needs a gimmick to stand out from her peers. Using the portals she realizes she can do something they can’t: find other versions of herself and film some self-cest. Of course, she was hoping for things like “Viking Warrior” or “Victorian harlot” not “trans human cyborg with multiple additional limb” or “parasitic skin suit”

Or…eldritch god. She finds a cult who welcomes her as the avatar of a god, only to find out her dimensional equivalent is effectively Cthulhu.

“Ah, so you’re a god…who is a priestess to other gods and now that I woke you up, you want to summon those gods to rend reality? …so before that, how about giving me a tentacle mustache ride?”

 

[Sign54]

What about showing porn to a world that operates on "porn logic"??

 

[dirk2024]

What about showing porn to a world that operates on "porn logic"??

Define porn logic?

 

[Sign54]

Define porn logic?

Like some lady with Christina Hendricks proportions in her prime hires a plumber to fix the pipes but she has to pay him in sex as she’s broke.