Should there ever be a bike-porn thread...

I was stopped at an intersection when a bicyclist accused me of being an operative of Homeland Security. While I checked his ears for a phone piece I forgot to examine his bike. I have a vague impression it's a cheap ATB.

I may have a talk with my superiors about the need for more expensive gear in the interests of national security.
 
^^^ Well you may not know it but this man's a spy
He's an undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan
 
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