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Two muffins are in an oven, one looks at the other and says, "jeeze is it hot in here or what?" The other shocked says, "Holy shit a talking muffin!"
Thats hardly deserving pervables!!!!
Oh, lovely shot.. you didn't say it had to be a good joke.
Thats probably gonna be my avatar pic when I get to 100 posts since my nic is "on white lace" and it comes from the song "roses on white lace".
Or is that too above everyone's heads?
*goes back to posting pics instead*
An old farmer gets into an arranged marriage with a young girl from a nearby town.
The wedding day arrives, and after the ceremony they hop on the farmers buggy and head out to his spread.
The arrive at a cross roads and despite the farmers insistence that they turn right, the horse goes left. The farmer stops the buggy, and gets out, and smacks the horse with a whip, exclaiming "That's One!"
He gets back in the buggy, and the horse turns to the right, and they go along their way.
The arrive at another crossroads, and another right hand turn, again the horse wants to go left. The farmer gets out of the buggy, and hits the horse in the head with a piece of wood and says, "That's TWO!". (By this time his new bride is aghast and angry) The horse turns to the right, and they head out towards the farm.
They reach a third crossroad, and again the horse balks at turning in the proper direction.. The farmer yells "That's THREE" and pulls out his pistol and shoots the horse in the back of the head, killing it instantly.
His young wife immediately becomes irrate, "why did you do that, we've got miles to walk, how are we going to get my stuff to the house.. "
The farmer looks at her and calmly says, "That's one."
Oh you're already at 2 with me Chicken Boy!
what happens when I get to three?
Oh Honey, you're still as sexy as I remember You just can't put a limit on pics like that
UH OH! The guys are going to revolt. I can hear them screaming for you already.
wow honey123 ur a hottie...man
I was going to say you are a ten with that body and outfit
but it appears Matt beat Me to it
and no need to disappear now that you posted 10
well unless you want to
but the rest of us litizens in this thread will miss ya
Honey123 HONEY I know I asked for more... you said you have posted 10 I have only 9.. what one did I miss? please post many many more...
PLEASE HONEY123 PLEASE STAY AND POST MANY MOREPAGE 48 POST 1194
Originally Posted by on_white_lace said:Why thank you chicken boy =P
a little fun...me with my heel in panties... I took this picture of myself which was inspired by a thread on AmPics...
I think this is the 10 limit...so no more, right????
Why thank you chicken boy =P
Been busy offline for a few days and have to get caught up here....but this is such a teasingly sexy picture...love that position and pose, Honey!
...Honey, I doubt you could be boring even if you tried. I like to think what pictures you share with us are tastefully sexy and worth waiting for.
*chuckles softly* is that a victory pose for reaching the limit?
sadly, I must inform you that the limit has been increased to infinity-1.
Oh Honey....you so hawt!!
Oh God! No! lol... well.. at least you did a -1
{{hugs}} This thread is filled with some gorgeous bodies...and lingerie, of course!
*Thank you for your compliments*
Oops my hand slipped...
uh huh, sure it slipped... soo whatcha doing down there eh?
I'm flipping you the bird!
So I see.. you should flip me off more often.