Show us your face... over again!

[UgliestSon]

Ewww!

You’re so mean.

 

[clistenovena]

So you punk mothafuckas can put a face with these middle fingers.

Your face and middle fingers go very well together.

 

[UgliestSon]

Your face and middle fingers go very well together.

I think I fucking hate you. Or love you. Marry me?

 

[clistenovena]

I think I fucking hate you. Or love you. Marry me?

Ooo! Love/hate. My favorite type of relationship. 'Cause make-up sex.

And I checked my calendar. I can marry you on May 21, 2000-never.

Save the date, everyone. It's going to be a blast!

 

[JerseyJade]

Ooo! Love/hate. My favorite type of relationship. 'Cause make-up sex.

And I checked my calendar. I can marry you on May 21, 2000-never.

Save the date, everyone. It's going to be a blast!

Yay! Can I be your Maid of Honor?

 

[UgliestSon]

Ooo! Love/hate. My favorite type of relationship. 'Cause make-up sex.

And I checked my calendar. I can marry you on May 21, 2000-never.

Save the date, everyone. It's going to be a blast!

Lets just fake fuck like all the other fake fucks here and fuck the marriage.
And I will be dead by then and so will you. So double. Birds. Up.

 

[clistenovena]

Yay! Can I be your Maid of Honor?

Well, you have no honor...but you are hella cute, so of course!! ~claps happy~

Omg! We are gonna have such fun shopping for dresses and going to bridal showers. (No, not golden showers. Pervs.) Can we have a bachelorette party?!?

 

[UgliestSon]

Yay! Can I be your Maid of Honor?

I always try and bang the slutty maid of honor in my non-existent fantasies. I usually get too drunk and end up punching my brides brother or uncle or gay priest.

 

[clistenovena]

Lets just fake fuck like all the other fake fucks here and fuck the marriage.
And I will be dead by then and so will you. So double. Birds. Up.

No, no. We have to get married! JJ is going to be my Maid of...well, something.

Fake fuck?? Why when there's the real kind?

 

[clistenovena]

I always try and bang the slutty maid of honor in my non-existent fantasies. I usually get too drunk and end up punching my brides brother or uncle or gay priest.

Hey! JJ isn't slutty.

Oh, wait...

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, you have no honor...but you are hella cute, so of course!! ~claps happy~

Omg! We are gonna have such fun shopping for dresses and going to bridal showers. (No, not golden showers. Pervs.) Can we have a bachelorette party?!?

Lol

Only if there's going to be male strippers!

 

[clistenovena]

Lol

Only if there's going to be male strippers!

Duh.

 

[bondagegirl007]

So you punk mothafuckas can put a face with these middle fingers.

And it's a nice face... one of my favorites.

 

[UgliestSon]

No, no. We have to get married! JJ is going to be my Maid of...well, something.

Fake fuck?? Why when there's the real kind?

You just want to go dress shopping and make out with JJ and tell me the wedding is off and you’re getting a sex change. I know how this fucking plays out. Dont go breaking my heart.

And all the Lit fucks are fake fucks. And if you dont know now you know.

 

[UgliestSon]

And it's a nice face... one of my favorites.

Wanna bang?

 

[clistenovena]

You just want to go dress shopping and make out with JJ and tell me the wedding is off and you’re getting a sex change. I know how this fucking plays out.

'Cause it's a fantasy of yours? Is that how you know? And except for the sex change part, this is pretty much one of mine. Especially the dress shopping part.

Dont go breaking my heart.

This is the only Elton John song I like. True story.

And all the Lit fucks are fake fucks. And if you dont know now you know.

You are ruining my interweb world. All my notions...totally decimated now.

Wanna bang?

Damn. Cheating on me already?? Heart. Broken.

Can I join in?

 

[bondagegirl007]

Wanna bang?

lmao ass

 

[UgliestSon]

This is the only Elton John song I like. True story.

I cannot focus on anything you fucking goddamn said but this. Tiny Dancer? I Think I Am Gonna Kill Myself? They are both way better than stupid Domt Go Breaking My Heart. Lame AF!!! Plus, hello, I Think I’m Gonna Kill Myself is supposed to be our wedding song. Or that Brittany Spears song we fucked to in that hotel in Tulsa.

 

[clistenovena]

I cannot focus on anything you fucking goddamn said but this. Tiny Dancer? I Think I Am Gonna Kill Myself? They are both way better than stupid Domt Go Breaking My Heart. Lame AF!!! Plus, hello, I Think I’m Gonna Kill Myself is supposed to be our wedding song. Or that Brittany Spears song we fucked to in that hotel in Tulsa.

Tiny Dancer?? Why the hell would you ruin a perfectly good Kiki Dee song-in-my-head moment with that??? Damn, dude. That's fucked up. I hate you right now. We are SO not getting married. Not ever. Not that we ever were, but it's the point of the matter.

Mmm. Tulsa. That was some fuck. I think the song was Circus. Or Criminal. Maybe Work, Bitch.

Wait. That last one was just what I kept yelling at you during.

Wait. I've never been to Tulsa.

 

[JerseyJade]

Tiny Dancer?? Why the hell would you ruin a perfectly good Kiki Dee song-in-my-head moment with that??? Damn, dude. That's fucked up. I fucking hate you right now. We are SO not getting married. Not ever. Not that we ever were, but it's the point of the matter.

Mmm. Tulsa. That was some fuck. I think the song was Circus. Or Criminal. Maybe Work, Bitch.

Wait. That last one was just what I kept yelling at you during.

Oh Geez! Well that didn't last long. So much for me being Maid of.. whatever... and what's worst... no male strippers! I'm going to bed now and cry myself to sleep.

G'night every one.

 

[clistenovena]

Oh Geez! Well that didn't last long. So much for me being Maid of.. whatever... and what's worst... no male strippers! I'm going to bed now and cry myself to sleep.

G'night every one.

JJ, you can still be my Maid of Anything and we can still go dress shopping. #girlpower

Night.

 

[UgliestSon]

Tiny Dancer?? Why the hell would you ruin a perfectly good Kiki Dee song-in-my-head moment with that??? Damn, dude. That's fucked up. I fucking hate you right now. We are SO not getting married. Not ever. Not that we ever were, but it's the point of the matter.

Mmm. Tulsa. That was some fuck. I think the song was Circus. Or Criminal. Maybe Work, Bitch.

Wait. That last one was just what I kept yelling at you during.

Wait, really? Not only can we not get fake married but I cannot even be fake friends with someone with such shitty taste. Get the fuck out of here with that dumb shit. Tiny Dancer is pure rocknroll perfection. We never fucked and now never will. Now quick go listen to Doctor My Eyes, Rich Girl, Caught Up In You and Aint Gonna Save Me before it is too late and your life is complete shit.

 

[Chewbacca79]

Sure, I'll join in.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sure, I'll join in.

I love the way your hair looks, is that a new style?

 

[Chewbacca79]

I love the way your hair looks, is that a new style?

New conditioner. Adds a bit of life, doesn't it?