Show your slit saturday

I forgot about this thread...

This is the first time I've ever taken a video like this, it was earlier this week. I was very nervous. I also was horny all morning and came twice already. I think I could do better next time if I save up for it.

The pic below is my hand covering my privates, it's a picture teaser link to the video. I don't think it's breaking any rules.
http://i.imgur.com/CG77fHTt.jpg

Editing to clarify the link, either tap the pussy above or click this link.
https://eroshare.com/b1feyvz9

Yummy...such a sweet slit.
 
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How is it possible that this thread died? We must bring it back from the dead!
 
Show Your Slit Saturday? Interesting.

What's next?

Flash Your Gash Friday?

;)
 
Show Your Slit Saturday? Interesting.

What's next?

Flash Your Gash Friday?

;)

Nice alliteration! Matches your nice ass...um...assets. Let's see if I can find that list of color terms from a favorite game to help with future turns of phrase: Axe Wound, Beaver, Box, Bush, Camel Toe, Flange, Honey Pot, Little man in the Canoe and Muff.

Hrmm. None of those really rhyme with Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday (which would be easy right after the Thong shots) or Sunday.

Cheers
 
Why are so many terms for female parts so offensive, anyway?

Even the milquetoast-y word "pussy" gets turned into an insult. Your such a pussy, don't be a pussy, to indicate weakness. Well, the pussy isn't the weakest thing in the world if it can push a five pin bowling ball sized head out if it!
 
Why are so many terms for female parts so offensive, anyway?

Even the milquetoast-y word "pussy" gets turned into an insult. Your such a pussy, don't be a pussy, to indicate weakness. Well, the pussy isn't the weakest thing in the world if it can push a five pin bowling ball sized head out if it!

We are fearful of things we do not understand. We therefore make fun of it, bringing it down to a manageable level.:)
 
Why are so many terms for female parts so offensive, anyway?

Even the milquetoast-y word "pussy" gets turned into an insult. Your such a pussy, don't be a pussy, to indicate weakness. Well, the pussy isn't the weakest thing in the world if it can push a five pin bowling ball sized head out if it!

The terms for man bits aren't that much better in the game: Burrowing Bishop, Family Jewels, Hooded Warrior, Junk, One-Eyed Willie, Pork Sword, Skin Flute, Trouser Snake and Twig and Berries.

Hrmmm. Come to think of it not all of those are bad. Jewels are valuable and Warrior and Sword reek of masculinity. Then again Honey Pot dovetails nicely into "sugar and spice and everything nice" (especially if it's flavored honey ;)).

But if we extend your reasoning, cock and dick aren't really terms of endearment either. Rather than being weak you're just annoying and obnoxious. And I prefer the term "squeeze out a watermelon" to "push a five pin bowling ball sized head".

Cheers
 
Florida Newbie

I'm so upset that I missed the posts in this thread. Any chance there will be a redo?
 
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