Sir Winston Toy Action Figure Auction

[shy slave]

If it's truly a detailed action figure of me, it does come with built-in dictionary, thesaurus and grammar check, and is, by extension of your definition a multi-pervert, being given not to "some form" of sexual perversion, but a number of them. Regarding the certificate stating its built-in perversions, just ask it and it will tell you - or demonstrate.

For those of you who doubted the dictionary attachment ..please note the changes made to my orginal post..

I up my bid to a $1

 

[babiesmiles]

Are Euro accepted over there ??

 

[snowy ciara]

don't put the cheesecake on my backside! (or something like that, I forgot to quote it.)

Place it on the bench about 6 inches from her face, where she can see it and smell and all that but not reach it...

 

[Miss Diva]

Place it on the bench about 6 inches from her face, where she can see it and smell and all that but not reach it...

Wouldn't that be cruel and unusual punishment...oh yeah...

 

[ShyGuy68]

Wouldn't that be cruel and unusual punishment...oh yeah...

It appears to me, that Snowy might become a good switch

 

[snowy ciara]

lolol.... I can just see it..

"On your knees, boy, please?"

"Get in there and clean my cleats, foot slave... soon as you have a chance, if you don't mind."

thawaps an ass

"ooh, sorry about that, I didn't mean to hurt you. I mean, I did, but I didn't, I mean... Oh here, you just beat me tonight, k?"

 

[ShyGuy68]

Oh here, you just beat me tonight, k?

I wish I could!!

 

[Guest]

My bad. My long-time best friend - going on 30 years, good loooord! - recently emigrated to Oz, which gave me occasion to realize how little I know about the geography of that part of the world. However, had your location been shown as NZ - a country - rather than Auckland - a city - I still would have been confused. I thought NZ still used sheep as currency, and kiwis (the fruits, not the birds) as coinage.

When I wandered through Christchurch ( A most beautiful and amenable city) in Feb. the exchange rate was approx. .73 US per NZ dollar...
They have a neat two dollar coin too.
*scratches head* Though I've still got an old Florin in my pocket that I'm trying to randomly figure out the value of.

 

[shy slave]

Place it on the bench about 6 inches from her face, where she can see it and smell and all that but not reach it...

Anyone mention you have a MEAN streak

A really really mean streak, people around here don't need any ideas

 

[FungiUg]

I thought NZ still used sheep as currency, and kiwis (the fruits, not the birds) as coinage.

Over here, "Kiwis" are the birds. Small, nocturnal, flightless birds with very long beaks. What the rest of the world calls "Kiwis" we know as "Zespri", "Kiwifruit", of if you are old enough, "Chinese Gooseberries". Oddly enough, there is a picture of a Kiwi on the 20c piece, so you're almost correct!

As for the sheep... in a country of 4 million people and 30 million sheep, what would you expect?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Over here, "Kiwis" are the birds. Small, nocturnal, flightless birds with very long beaks. What the rest of the world calls "Kiwis" we know as "Zespri", "Kiwifruit", of if you are old enough, "Chinese Gooseberries". Oddly enough, there is a picture of a Kiwi on the 20c piece, so you're almost correct!

As for the sheep... in a country of 4 million people and 30 million sheep, what would you expect?

<Sigh>I guess that's better than a country of 230 million people (+/-), most of whom believe they're sheep.