Siren and The 335

[Angel]

What to do with 335 Literotica points? I need to do something classy with my points, so I can remain deserving of them.

 

[Siren]

You Angel Food Cake

 

[Angel]

Well damn. How many minutes of Problem Child can I buy with 335 Literotica Points?


Or should I save them.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Actually I'm free to the right person.

 

[Siren]

Yea I know you are free to La Siren

 

[lavender]

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I was just wondering what you have to do to get Literotica points. Perhaps I have made the wrong career choice.

 

[lavender]

 

[Angel]

I have attained bitch status?

 

[Cheyenne]

Hmmmm... no wonder I have no points, either!

 

[Siren]

Very interesting assessment

 

[Ask For More]

does that mean i'm a bitch as well?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

To get lit points:

You must:

1. Be very bitchy (but not to Siren)

Ok Fuck you everyone but Siren

2. Be humorous (in Siren's opinion)

I am very funny you all just haven't figured it out yet, you will see I am right

3. Carry on endless debates (you have to be male to get these points, Siren might cry out chauvinism, but she's got a little bit of it herself )
I just read about a surgery to become male, wasn't planning on it but I guess if its required...........

4. Not get on Siren's shit-list.

Siren, I adore you forever. I am very good at kissing ass!

 

[Siren]

Well, just to show you I am magnamous....

 

[Mischka]

I'll share mine with you, Lavy. I don't post enough to get points that often, so I'll never get anything with my 95 points anyhow. Especially since people are now getting more points with one award than I've accumulated to date. I really need to work on my bitchiness or humor, methinks.

P.S. This is in no way a slam on the triple digit point winners. You completely deserve them. I have been a slacker and un-point worthy.

[Edited by Mischka on 05-28-2001 at 09:38 PM]

 

[Siren]

Mishy Masher admits she is a slacker

 

[Mischka]

Yeah! You know, I'm actually keeping a chart of my points. In case I ever need to verify their origin. (Lavy can testify to my extraordinary organizational quirkiness.)

 

[Never]

What would one have to do to get 1,000 Lit. Points?

 

[Siren]

By Jove I think she's got it

 

[Angel]

Neverkins

Probably drive to Siren's house and give her hot, wet lesbian sex.


(Siren do you need company?)

 

[Siren]

Never you get 325 just cuz

 

[Angel]

HEY!

Fuck that, I'll catch Never on her way out and then come in to see you

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sneaks in and steals PC while all ya'll are arguing about whom may be fucking whom on which day*

 

[Siren]

Go ahead Muff Kill, take PC