Siren songs and helicockters

[Wriggle]

Damn you, Literotica! Why didn’t this work?!?

It's still there on her quote

 

[hotwords229_A]

To be technical, this was a gif And it was only as a thank you for those participating in and cheering for the main event!

When are you going to do a trick for us??

Are you sure I haven’t?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Get your paint brushes out, lads.

This almost makes me wish I had an ounce of artistic talent

 

[Wriggle]

This almost makes me wish I had an ounce of artistic talent

2nd row
2nd column

Any of us could do that

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

2nd row
2nd column

Any of us could do that

I got the circumcision though

 

[Wriggle]

I got the circumcision though

I'm sure you can adapt to fit

 

[hotwords229_A]

This almost makes me wish I had an ounce of artistic talent

But hopefully it would take more than an ounce of paint!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

But hopefully it would take more than an ounce of paint!

https://www.homedepot.com/b/Paint/5-Gallon/N-5yc1vZar2dZ1z1dqln

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://www.homedepot.com/b/Paint/5-Gallon/N-5yc1vZar2dZ1z1dqln

It even comes with the appropriate sizes hole in the top!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It even comes with the appropriate sizes hole in the top!

How else are you supposed to stir it?

 

[hotwords229_A]

How else are you supposed to stir it?

Is it actually Penis Paint, though.
It doesn’t say on the bucket.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Is it actually Penis Paint, though.
It doesn’t say on the bucket.

Right? They're the largest hardware(heh) retailer in the world, you'd think they could put on the bucket 'this is safe for your beautiful cock' or 'NO PENISES HERE'

 

[morelikeasong]

Are you sure I haven’t?

Yes but feel free to jog my memory if I’m mistaken

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes but feel free to jog my memory if I’m mistaken

I may have played a trick, I just don’t remember what page it was.
Lost to history, I guess.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes but feel free to jog my memory if I’m mistaken

Peer pressure! Peer pressure! He'll give in

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Get your paint brushes out, lads.

I feel like the lion should have had a natural mane, but fun ideas anyway!

https://www.homedepot.com/b/Paint/5-Gallon/N-5yc1vZar2dZ1z1dqln

It even comes with the appropriate sizes hole in the top!

How else are you supposed to stir it?

Is it actually Penis Paint, though.
It doesn’t say on the bucket.

Right? They're the largest hardware(heh) retailer in the world, you'd think they could put on the bucket 'this is safe for your beautiful cock' or 'NO PENISES HERE'

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[ImpishSeraph]

Get your paint brushes out, lads.

It's like an ice cream truck of cocks-n-stuff! I think I'll fly the dragon and then poke the pumpkin

 

[Wriggle]

Show us your tricks!

10. Wristwatch
....
No static images. This is for gifs/videos of TRICKS only, not dick pics. The only static images should be of my boobs

Sorry everyone

I broke the rules withy wristwatch - you must all delete.it.from.your memories

 

[morelikeasong]

Sorry everyone

I broke the rules withy wristwatch - you must all delete.it.from.your memories

I’ve been more lenient with that since my book is presenting tricks without movement. If it’s from the book, I won’t complain

 

[SWR101]

I’ve been more lenient with that since my book is presenting tricks without movement. If it’s from the book, I won’t complain

i was going to say, you didn’t complain with my last couple being just pics…

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’ve been more lenient with that since my book is presenting tricks without movement. If it’s from the book, I won’t complain

The Princess’ infinite benevolence not withstanding, a gif showing the creation of these masterful works would be most enlightening.

 

[Wriggle]

I had to use a figure of 8 cock ring for the wristwatch.
One O around my bollocks and one O around my bellend.

It kept popping out.

 

[morelikeasong]

The Princess’ infinite benevolence not withstanding, a gif showing the creation of these masterful works would be most enlightening.

Absolutely. Gifs will always be preferred!

I had to use a figure of 8 cock ring for the wristwatch.
One O around my bollocks and one O around my bellend.

It kept popping out.

This is the perfect follow up… I wanna see a gif of that

 

[Wriggle]

My lad is home from College already today.
Dicking about is limited.

 

[morelikeasong]

My lad is home from College already today.
Dicking about is limited.

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