Sixty-Nine Word Challenge!

[lakesailer_mi]

"What this commercial needs is some Onomatopoeia! Some Bang, Pow, Whap!" Said the Marlboro man.
"No, what it needs a serious cigarette, none of this wimpy filter shit." Hissed the guy smoking a Camel.
"You guys are giving me gastric distress" said the producer.

Charlotte
anal
wine
cheese

 

[Photog1rl]

Maria’s sex life was as exciting as a dead flounder. Hoping to break out of her dry spell she ordered some new toys. Eagerly she watched the clock waiting for her package to arrive. After a dinner of spam on toast she settled in for a night of edging. The documentary on Prince Charles and lady Diana would be the perfect opportunity to test the effectiveness of the Sona 2.

bubblegum
Kermit the Frog
toothbrush
brie

 

[Coyote100]

The crowd was getting anxious. When David Bowie walked out onto the stage, they went wild. Teenage girls ripped off their tops and threw them at him. They thrust their hardened nipples at him, hoping to get his attention. Then when lightening flashed overhead, he began gyrating his hips. His silk pants were so tight, it seemed as though he had two balls from a billiards game in them.



Beyonce
Animated
Popcorn
Volkswagon

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

"I love Beyonce!"
He listened to her sing offkey as he drove the old Volkswagen, bemused at how animated she still was at 1 am.
When the song ended, she launched into a speech on the deliciousness of burnt popcorn.
"But that's the worst," he feigned mock horror. He smiled, happy that their date went well and glad that there was still so much to learn about her.

Monday
Dick
Blue
Furry

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Joe woke on Monday morning to see that Mandy’s nude body had come uncovered during the night. He gazed at her pouty lips, full breasts and flat stomach that led to that little furry patch. Her legs were parted, and his dick was hard. He gently touched her wet, warm opening, and her beautiful blue eyes fluttered open. She smiled and whispered, “Yes, Baby…”

We need the 4 words...please...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

There was a dark comedy I wanted to see that was streaming, but then I noticed Netflix had added a hidden, secretive charge to rent the movie - so I decided to bolt.

Cheese
Basket
Pillow
Toaster

 

[Photog1rl]

He was so damn judgey about cheese. Almost snob like even but she had a plan for winning him over. She used the toaster grilled cheese trick she knew and made two bacon and American sandwiches, wrapped them in foil and tossed them in the overflowing picnic basket. A bottle of champagne, a couple of pillows and a blanket rounded out her plan. She was so excited to surprise him.

espresso
Montana
horse
train

 

[lakesailer_mi]

He brought her an espresso and an egg sandwich as she woke from a fitful slumber on the train.
“We’re crossing into Montana love,” he said as she blinked the sleep from her beautiful dark eyes and pulled up the window shade.
“OH!” She gasped excitedly, “Look at that horse!”
“Oh Wow! It’s a whole herd!” She laughed.
They cuddled and watched as the horses ran across the plain.

Coffee
Eggplant
Samantha
Oil

 

[Photog1rl]

Growing up sheltered Samantha did not have experience with men but she knew what the eggplant emoji meant. She messaged Peter back, that coffee was ok but she did not want dessert

She took a long bath knowing her skin would be smooth from the coconut oil she added, picked her favorite sundress and slipped it on. She’d have fun teasing Peter tonight.

Eggroll
Lucifer
Pheromone
Autumn

 

[Coyote100]

Growing up sheltered Samantha did not have experience with men but she knew what the eggplant emoji meant. She messaged Peter back, that coffee was ok but she did not want dessert

She took a long bath knowing her skin would be smooth from the coconut oil she added, picked her favorite sundress and slipped it on. She’d have fun teasing Peter tonight.

(Continued)

But Samatha’s coffee date did not go as she had carefully planned. It was as if Lucifer was playing with her mind, implanting very erotic urges. When she sat down with Peter, the pheromones from his cologne enveloped her like an autumn breeze. She could think of nothing but being naked in bed with him, playing with his manhood as if it were an eggroll waiting to be devoured.

Peter
Bewildered
Uncontrolled
Cum

 

[lakesailer_mi]

"Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater" she laughed as he looked bewildered.
"I'm your pumpkin, Peter, it's time you get to eating me." Her legs spreading invitingly; her words playfully commanding.
He crawled between her legs on the bed, savoring her luscious flower. Soon his ministrations brought uncontrolled moans and gasps from her lips.
"I'm gonna cum" she cried as her hands grabbed his head and her legs locked him in.

Jack
Spam
orgasm
messy

 

[Saltfountain]

Jack Sprat would pound her twat
His wife, she couldn't cum
Until one day, he thought of gays,
And stuck it up her bum.

Because this made her cunt messy
He sent her anal spam
When she got pics of chicks with dicks
At last she could orgasm



Nefarious
Angelic
Coca Cola
Laundry

 

[Mr_bogey]

When he turned out the lights in the laundry room, her angelic nakedness was illuminated by just the Coca Cola machine on the far wall. Using towels someone left in a dryer may seem nefarious to some but to them, it just heightened the pleasure. His face looking like a freshly dipped glazed donut as he drove deep inside, her moans echoed. And in the distance, footsteps were heard.

Sift
discombobulate
Gasket
Uncle Rico

 

[Coyote100]

Peter tried to sift through his mind as to what he should do next. He stared at Samantha as she continued to moan. He tried to remember what his old Uncle Rico had told him. "Peter, when da girl has cum, time ta blow you gasket." Peter was in a state of confusion. He did not want to discombobulate now that he had the opportunity to end his virginity.

Wipe
Mrs. Jones
Messy
Deep

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Mrs Jones reached down and pulled Bridget's face up to hers by her hair.
"Who's a messy little slut?"
"I am maam", Bridgette replied.
"Good girl. Now wipe up your puddle and come bend over my lap. I was to see those deep purple bruises like last time."
Bridgette used her ruined panties to mop up her orgasm and bent over her Mistress's lap with anticipation. This hump day was exceeding all expectations!
Smack!!!



Sprinkles
Lavender
Gagging
Mr Pitney

 

[lakesailer_mi]

For the last forty-six years, she had been known as Tom. Beginning in puberty she faked the tough guy attitude that helped keep her secret. But after the breakdown last year, and a third failed marriage, the therapist had finally unlocked the fact that she was a woman trapped in a man’s body. Today she would kick Tom out of her life and take on a new name: Tiffany.

Thomas
submissive
carrot
claim

 

[hopeful_wife]

He imagined Tokyo sipping her tea from a delicate cup at her breakfast table, yesterday's mascara still smeared on her face from last night's tears. He wasn't with her, but knew she fucked herself delirious for him. "Like floating in a cloud," she said after she'd cum for the eighth time. He didn't know her real name and knew they'd never meet, but somewhere in Tokyo, she was his.

beautiful
depraved
clamps
Him

 

[Wand3rlust]

She looked down. Her mind filled with thoughts of Him. The smell of Him. The taste of Him. He was beautiful. He made her feel beautiful.
She shifted slightly. The chain on her nipple clamps tightened and she inhaled quietly. She waited. Her mind wandering to the intense connection they shared. The realisation that she wasn't depraved. He understood. She was His.

The lock on the door slowly opened.


Amelia
Flowers
Airport
Labrador.

 

[MedicalMuse]

The hatstand by the door waited for him to drop the bowler hat he was wearing, which he did. He could hear a rhythmic slapping coming from the kitchen. Curiosity getting the better of him, he expected to see the metallic paddles of the stand mixer slapping into dough.
Instead, the housekeeper and the gardener were playing a variation of “pillage and plunder” that could put Attila to shame.

Edison
Egg
Sock
Flamingo

 

[snexxer]

Edison knocked on the door to the call girl, he was finally going to lose his virginity.
It took a friend to egg him on to decide to use a "professional", he was promised it would be much better than his sock or sisters panties.
The door opened and the girl standing there wasn't much older than he was, 25 maybe, she was wearing a pink camisole and French knickers, standing on one leg, running her foot of her other up and down her calf muscle.
He couldn't help thinking she looked like a flamingo right then.

Chest
Anvil
Battery
Patricia.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Patricia collapsed down against his chest, panting and sweating... my god. The orgasm that man had just teased, and seduced, and demanded out of her..
Who knew that her horse needing a new shoe, would lead her to this blacksmith.... watching him work at his anvil, muscles glistening with sweat... a fire in her began to consume her, and before she knew it, she had recharged her sexual battery.

Kristal
Unicorn
Fire
Book

 

[Jodaily]

Patricia collapsed down against his chest, panting and sweating... my god. The orgasm that man had just teased, and seduced, and demanded out of her..
Who knew that her horse needing a new shoe, would lead her to this blacksmith.... watching him work at his anvil, muscles glistening with sweat... a fire in her began to consume her, and before she knew it, she had recharged her sexual battery.

Kristal
Unicorn
Fire
Book

Kristal was a voyeur who loved watching others do the nasty. Having just watched Patricia getting her hot pussy filled with the blacksmith's liquid fire, fantasized about his cock, which led to thinking about the huge horsecock she'd seen on the beast he'd just shoed. It made her think of a drawing of a well hung unicorn she's seen in a book that was fucking a sweet young farmgirl senseless. Kristal was hoping she could get the blacksmith to use his hose to put out her fire.

Sally
Slippery
Stud
Snack

 

[Coyote100]

Georgia reached the age of eighty. She used peroxide on her hair so often, it started to fall out. Her boobs sagged to her waist from gravity. No longer were her nipples round rings of fire that hardened with desire. There was but one thing to do. She signed up on Lit. and posted a picture of her granddaughter. No one needs to know the difference said she.

Rudolf
Somersault
Breakfast
Erotic

 

[Pad_Foot]

Psst… words?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Rudolf finally got invited to play with the other damn reindeer. He attended their Erotic Ball. The next morning at breakfast all the does could talk about was how he landed his somersaults flawlessly buried balls deep in vulvas on each attempt

Sebastian
Octoberfest
Condom
Shotgun