Size

[Svenskaflicka]

Story Idea, Story Idea....who's got the Story Idea?

Just a little friendly reminder.
For now.

RS
S.I.M.

I do have an idea about sizes. Several ideas about sizes.

• a guy who's embarrassed about the size of his dick, and gets comforted by a female friend, who appreciates his size.
• a woman whose fetish is really, really BIG dicks.
• a humorous story about a guy who likes big breasts, but stops liking them after being ridden by a silicone-distended woman, whose tits keep hitting his face, giving him two black eyes and a nosebleed...

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I do have an idea about sizes. Several ideas about sizes.

• a guy who's embarrassed about the size of his dick, and gets comforted by a female friend, who appreciates his size.
• a woman whose fetish is really, really BIG dicks.
• a humorous story about a guy who likes big breasts, but stops liking them after being ridden by a silicone-distended woman, whose tits keep hitting his face, giving him two black eyes and a nosebleed...

I know 2 interesting, similar real stories:

There was this one stripper, I think it was Tawney Peaks or someone like that. She was dancing in a club. One of the visitors was sitting on a chair. Tawney was standing behind him and put her big (silicone) tits on his head (she called it "Mickey Mouse"). Later, the guy claimed, that he suffered a head and neckache because of the massive weight of the boobs ....

And the other one "story" ... This happened to myself, some time ago (but I surely wont tell you how old I was back then).
I was totally unexperienced, but I thought I would need some experience ... at least, it would be good to know, how to put a condom on.
So I got a few and tried to put one over my dick and "roll" it down. Well, I remember I saw some stories, where hookers can roll it down, just with the mouth.
But in my case, even with 2 hands, it was very hard, especially, on the head of the dick - it even caused some pain. Finally, I managed to roll (or squeeze) the condom down to it's full lenght - but it really hurt.
Well, some time later, I bought some "XL Condoms" that are a little bit wider and longer. I tried that one, and this time, it was much easier, without any pain.
All the time, I thought that my dick was just "average" in size but now it seems as if it is a little bit above average (but I am still far, far away from Blacksnake)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

All the time, I thought that my dick was just "average" in size but now it seems as if it is a little bit above average (but I am still far, far away from Blacksnake)

*biting tongue not to make stupid joke*

 

[FastFastr]

Black snake, how big is that thing of yours?

 

[vpsgoody]

how abt a story of calmity jane of jt edson;s

 

[BlackSnake]

Black snake, how big is that thing of yours?

Don't get too excited, it's just over 10 inches. Check out some porn stars, or websites featuring big dicks. You will say....DAMN!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I saw a porno movie where a guy was jerking off his 15 inches long dick.

It took for ever to get the hand from the head to the base. Watching that didn't make me horny, it made me dizzy and gave me a whiplash syndrome.

 

[BlackSnake]

I saw a porno movie where a guy was jerking off his 15 inches long dick.

It took for ever to get the hand from the head to the base. Watching that didn't make me horny, it made me dizzy and gave me a whiplash syndrome.

That's funny, but to the point...I'm not it a class with those guys. I've always seen mine as meer average until I read replies telling me that average is 5 to 7 inches.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Over here, we say 6 inches/15 centimeters.

It's hardly impossible to find condoms for cocks bigger than 7 inches long and 2 inches in diametre.

Why do you think I wrote Kurt Olsson XXX-special? Although that was mostly a joke...

 

[BlackSnake]

Over here, we say 6 inches/15 centimeters.

It's hardly impossible to find condoms for cocks bigger than 7 inches long and 2 inches in diametre.

Why do you think I wrote Kurt Olsson XXX-special? Although that was mostly a joke...

I use to bitch about tiny condoms, but I found that they work to my advantage. Squeezing my cock like they do help to keep me from cuming. Most of the time I'm not all the way in at any rate.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If I try to squeeze such a small condom on my Hubby, it has the effect of a pube collar.

And trust me, the last thing he needs is something to hold him back - that guy can control his dick better than I can control my fingers!

 

[BlackSnake]

If I try to squeeze such a small condom on my Hubby, it has the effect of a pube collar.

And trust me, the last thing he needs is something to hold him back - that guy can control his dick better than I can control my fingers!

When you like fucking, the last thing you want to do is cum. Well, speaking for myself.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That's what he says, too. It's so confusing to someone who's used to guys trying to come as quick as possible. At first, I felt really selfish, laying there, coming over and over again, while he - or so I thought - didn't get anything out of it. It took him some time to make me trust him when he said that he WAS getting a helluvalot out of fucking me without coming.

Fancy that. Fucking me feels nicer than having an orgasm.









Dayum, I'm good!

 

[obedientpet]

A pube collar?

 

[BlackSnake]

That's what he says, too. It's so confusing to someone who's used to guys trying to come as quick as possible. At first, I felt really selfish, laying there, coming over and over again, while he - or so I thought - didn't get anything out of it. It took him some time to make me trust him when he said that he WAS getting a helluvalot out of fucking me without coming.

Fancy that. Fucking me feels nicer than having an orgasm.

Dayum, I'm good!

It's the feeling around my cock, and especially in the doggie style position with ass cheeks against my pelvis. Feels so great, I don't want to lose that feeling.

 

[FastFastr]

How true Blacksnake. The trip can be as fun as the destination! Ten inches is huge, I am 8 myself and that is a lot to handle.

Average is 5.5 I hear - but girth counts too - just ask any woman on here. They'd rather have a 5x6 (around) then a 8 x 3.

 

[BlackSnake]

How true Blacksnake. The trip can be as fun as the destination! Ten inches is huge, I am 8 myself and that is a lot to handle.

Average is 5.5 I hear - but girth counts too - just ask any woman on here. They'd rather have a 5x6 (around) then a 8 x 3.

What's really great is when the juices are flowing well, and it's a firm fit, but not tight. Make me what to go on forever.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Remember that scene in Friends when Chandler and Ross were talking about sizes, and Ross mentioned that girls also like big girth... Chandler looked as if was close to panic.

"Girth? We're supposed to have GIRTH too, now?"

 

[obedientpet]

So, you honestly don't like tight pussies? Every man I've ever been with loved it that I was tight.

 

[BlackSnake]

So, you honestly don't like tight pussies? Every man I've ever been with loved it that I was tight.

If you are tight and not just firm pain will follow, and seeing a woman in pain makes me uneasy.

I understand that some women like a little pain, but I'm into the joy of sex.

 

[obedientpet]

Well, I've had "joy" with most of my lovers. lol If I haven't, it's because they were a BAD lover and not because they were "huge".

 

[BlackSnake]

Well, I've had "joy" with most of my lovers. lol If I haven't, it's because they were a BAD lover and not because they were "huge".

You're my kid of hot babe

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If you are tight and not just firm pain will follow, and seeing a woman in pain makes me uneasy.

I understand that some women like a little pain, but I'm into the joy of sex.

I have a friend who's very, very tight. She can't stand guys with big dicks. They hurt her too much.

"All taste is different. Therefor, all food will be eaten, and all girls will be married."
Old Swedish proverb

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

[*]a humorous story about a guy who likes big breasts, but stops liking them after being ridden by a silicone-distended woman, whose tits keep hitting his face, giving him two black eyes and a nosebleed...
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Whereas I love big breasts, I don't get the silicone thing at all. When a woman is nude, implants look horrible. They may look good to some people when a woman is fully clothed. But naked, they are an abomination. Implants don't even look like real breasts. When a woman with implants bends over, you can see the wrinkles where the implants pull away from her chest ... ewww. Also, really skinny stick-figure girls (who are usually the ones that get implants in the U.S.) don't have enough adipose tissue to blend in with the implants, so they are clearly visible as foreign objects stuck on their chests ... and usually oddly placed. It's a horror show all the way around.

Albeit I'm used to Sistahs with big knockers, I'd much rather be with a woman with small ones than a woman with big hideous looking Franken-titties. Natural is also better IMNSHO.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Remember that scene in Friends when Chandler and Ross were talking about sizes, and Ross mentioned that girls also like big girth... Chandler looked as if was close to panic.

"Girth? We're supposed to have GIRTH too, now?"

I wonder why Monica's nickname for Chandler is "Mr. Big." It must be because in the "Friends" version of New York Black men don't exist, so everyone gets bumped up a notch ...