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[WA_cop]

(sarcasm) We are a board full of "fakes" ... we should be ashamed of calling ourselves "twoo slaves" ... (/end of sarcasm)



(but I'm too slow and did not get your "witty" comment ... )

Rida, honey,

I just flicked through your pic thread after your av inspired me and there is nothing fake about you!

Hubba hubba.....x

 

[chy_girl]

A friend will bail you out of jail. A GOOD friend will be next to you saying 'WOO HOO! WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN!'

I'm more of the provide an alibi kind of girl. I'm related to the one you speak of, though.

 

[PertPerth]

I don't mind these kinds of posts now and then...it's like watching someone put their bare hand into a tank full of starving piranhas.

*goes to make more popcorn*

 

[celticsunspiral]

I am just wondering who started the fire.

Is it a real post???

Cause if it is, he didn't know what he was getting into here.

Fire away ladies.

 

[WA_cop]

I am just wondering who started the fire.

Is it a real post???

Cause if it is, he didn't know what he was getting into here.

Fire away ladies.

Who cares! While they are destroying him by inches the rest of us can make minor screwups and get away with it...

 

[chy_girl]

I don't mind these kinds of posts now and then...it's like watching someone put their bare hand into a tank full of starving piranhas.

*goes to make more popcorn*

They are kind of fun - so long as you don't mind the flying bits of flesh and pre-treating the occasional blood spatter spot before doing the wash.

 

[Corsetlover]

They are kind of fun - so long as you don't mind the flying bits of flesh and pre-treating the occasional blood spatter spot before doing the wash.

The best pre-treat for blood is actually saliva... unfortunately you need the saliva of the bleeder and from the looks of things there would not be anything left of the poor bastard.

 

[chy_girl]

The best pre-treat for blood is actually saliva... unfortunately you need the saliva of the bleeder and from the looks of things there would not be anything left of the poor bastard.

Usually not, no. Though cold water and soap work well too, so long as you don't mind fingers frozen to the bone.

 

[Corsetlover]

Usually not, no. Though cold water and soap work well too, so long as you don't mind fingers frozen to the bone.

That's when once you finish you rinse your hands and go find someone to give sad kitty eyes to so they'll warm them for you... or you sneak up behind people and put them on the back of their neck.

 

[chy_girl]

That's when once you finish you rinse your hands and go find someone to give sad kitty eyes to so they'll warm them for you... or you sneak up behind people and put them on the back of their neck.

No one to give sad kitty eyes to, and last time I tried the back of the neck thing on my girly she did it back. Repeatedly. For weeks.

 

[WA_cop]

That's when once you finish you rinse your hands and go find someone to give sad kitty eyes to so they'll warm them for you... or you sneak up behind people and put them on the back of their neck.

Or you mention it to your Sir and he's takes your mind off your cold hands by warming/suddenly cooling various parts of your body for you...

 

[Corsetlover]

Or you mention it to your Sir and he's takes your mind off your cold hands by warming/suddenly cooling various parts of your body for you...

or you put your icy hands on the back of his neck and run like hell. Mwa ha ha!

 

[chy_girl]

or you put your icy hands on the back of his neck and run like hell. Mwa ha ha!

Nah, luring him into an unsuspecting state and put your hands a little further south. Then run like hell.

 

[WA_cop]

or you put your icy hands on the back of his neck and run like hell. Mwa ha ha!

Funny....

But sooner or later you going to have to stop running and then, guess what...

That's right!

I go to the toy box and come back with a ring gag, a spreader bar two pairs of handcuffs, a blindfold, a pair of industrial ear defenders, a large bag of clothes pegs, a medium sized butt plug and last but not least a mains powered vibrator....

I think three or four hours should do the job nicely.

 

[Corsetlover]

Funny....

But sooner or later you going to have to stop running and then, guess what...

That's right!

I go to the toy box and come back with a ring gag, a spreader bar two pairs of handcuffs, a blindfold, a pair of industrial ear defenders, a large bag of clothes pegs, a medium sized butt plug and last but not least a mains powered vibrator....

I think three or four hours should do the job nicely.

Wow. *whips out notepad* Note to self: 1. Never cast chill touch on WA cop. 2. Write thank you note to Mr. R for being such a good humored and laid back Sir.
Hehehe

 

[WA_cop]

Wow. *whips out notepad* Note to self: 1. Never cast chill touch on WA cop. 2. Write thank you note to Mr. R for being such a good humored and laid back Sir.
Hehehe

**BOOM!**

Holy fuck! My sarcasm detector just overloaded and left a fucking crater behind....

 

[Corsetlover]

**BOOM!**

Holy fuck! My sarcasm detector just overloaded and left a fucking crater behind....

yeah that happens sometimes.

 

[WA_cop]

yeah that happens sometimes.

But only when your here sexy lady...

 

[Corsetlover]

But only when your here sexy lady...

Aw you're only saying that cause I finally found and added my avatar... ;-p

 

[WA_cop]

yeah that happens sometimes.

Aw you're only saying that cause I finally found and added my avatar... ;-p

Er! True....

But if you like you can pm me some better pics!

 

[the captians wench]

Funny....

But sooner or later you going to have to stop running and then, guess what...

That's right!

I go to the toy box and come back with a ring gag, a spreader bar two pairs of handcuffs, a blindfold, a pair of industrial ear defenders, a large bag of clothes pegs, a medium sized butt plug and last but not least a mains powered vibrator....

I think three or four hours should do the job nicely.

Sounds totally worth it to me.

This is why I'm not punished in this way. Rewards bad behavior.

 

[catalina_francisco]

My advice would be to totally avoid a Master who was incapable of reading and understanding simple forum rules such as where to post and not post personals, and not to post email addresses publicly....sort of doesn't bode well for intelligence.

Catalina

 

[Gil_T2]

I am just wondering who started the fire.

Is it a real post???

Cause if it is, he didn't know what he was getting into here.

Fire away ladies.

Oh I'm sure he though that his wonderful offer would have the slaves flooding his PM box

Sadly all threads seem to get these types posting in them & I bet they tell thier friends "Don't go to Literotica it dosen't work"!

 

[WA_cop]

*nudges corpse with toe*

okay everyone, it's dead! You can all come out now....

 

[rida]

Rida, honey,

I just flicked through your pic thread after your av inspired me and there is nothing fake about you!

Hubba hubba.....x

Thank you!

*nudges corpse with toe*

okay everyone, it's dead! You can all come out now....

haha

but what's the fun if we cannot get a reaction out of it???