Slowest Apocalypse Evah!!!!

[SilvaTungDevil]

As a Gen Xer, I was raised thinking the apocalypse was right around the corner. Movies like, "Mad Max", "The Day After", etc........

Who knew I'd be wearing sweat pants, smoking too much, and ordering take out nightly? When do I get to use my samurai sword?


(Also, I'm really embarrassed but I had to look up how to spell samurai.)

 

[Bidin~Time]

you are one entertaining piece o' work

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

You should check out my alts! They're much funnier than the real me!

 

[InsightRiot]

As a Gen Xer, I was raised thinking the apocalypse was right around the corner. Movies like, "Mad Max", "The Day After", etc........

Who knew I'd be wearing sweat pants, smoking too much, and ordering take out nightly? When do I get to use my samurai sword?


(Also, I'm really embarrassed but I had to look up how to spell samurai.)

You can always perform seppuku.

 

[Bidin~Time]

You should check out my alts! They're much funnier than the real me!

Use them to post here and I'll tell you which one is the best

 

[dolf]

As a Gen Xer, I was raised thinking the apocalypse was right around the corner. Movies like, "Mad Max", "The Day After", etc........

Who knew I'd be wearing sweat pants, smoking too much, and ordering take out nightly? When do I get to use my samurai sword?


(Also, I'm really embarrassed but I had to look up how to spell samurai.)

I get that! My mother was constantly on about the world teetering on the edge of collapse. She gave it 5 minutes break because she felt guilty, after she discovered my bug out bag when I was maybe 12, but then got right back on it. I was raised with the reasonable expectation of a proper apocalypse!

And here I am, pondering getting him to bring me breakfast in bed, and putting off housework.

 

[thør]

Just ask....

 

[raindancer]

STG!

 

[Saint Peter]

Thread Killa!

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

So maybe 1998 OR2 will do I it for you.

 

[stickygirl]

'not with a bang but a whimper' someone said

 

[Conager]

When a mountainside comes down, the warning is raveling. Little pebbles trickling down harmlessly, dislodged by a shift of massive weight heaving over a minute distance.

 

[raindancer]

Thread Killa!

You are!

 

[Saint Peter]

You are!

I was not cool enough to be a Killa.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Then just let it fucking die.

The STD has already done the p_p_man/ByronInExile *hic* :thud:
and won't be back for another six months or more...

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

As a Gen Xer, I was raised thinking the apocalypse was right around the corner. Movies like, "Mad Max", "The Day After", etc........

Who knew I'd be wearing sweat pants, smoking too much, and ordering take out nightly? When do I get to use my samurai sword?


(Also, I'm really embarrassed but I had to look up how to spell samurai.)

This is more like 28 Days or 28 Weeks later boomer bro.

Stew

 

[dolf]

This is more like 28 Days or 28 Weeks later boomer bro.

Stew

That's optimistic! I'm guessing it's going to be 28 months later.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

That's optimistic! I'm guessing it's going to be 28 months later.

I'm one of those you only poured the glass half full kind of guys bro.

Stew

 

[raindancer]

I was not cool enough to be a Killa.

Same. I've never been a cool kid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Jehovah]

As a Gen Xer, I was raised thinking the apocalypse was right around the corner. Movies like, "Mad Max", "The Day After", etc........

Who knew I'd be wearing sweat pants, smoking too much, and ordering take out nightly? When do I get to use my samurai sword?


(Also, I'm really embarrassed but I had to look up how to spell samurai.)

One of the first signs of my latest plague is having to look up how to spell words.

Also, Raindancer is a lot cooler than she gives herself credit for. BTW, her credit score is 745.

 

[Rightguide]

As a Gen Xer, I was raised thinking the apocalypse was right around the corner. Movies like, "Mad Max", "The Day After", etc........

Who knew I'd be wearing sweat pants, smoking too much, and ordering take out nightly? When do I get to use my samurai sword?


(Also, I'm really embarrassed but I had to look up how to spell samurai.)

Revelation is over 2000 years old, so don't feel bad brother.

 

[raindancer]

One of the first signs of my latest plague is having to look up how to spell words.

Also, Raindancer is a lot cooler than she gives herself credit for. BTW, her credit score is 745.

Dad, is that you?!

 

[Jehovah]

Dad, is that you?!

Even Jesus has daddy issues.

 

[HisArpy]

Dad, is that you?!

Best way to find out is to post a pic of your tits.

If he's like YEAH BABY!!! it's not dad.

If you immediately get a voicemail from your mom telling you that you need to buy some less revealing clothes, it is.

 

[Hugh_Essay]

Best way to find out is to post a pic of your tits.

If he's like YEAH BABY!!! it's not dad.

If you immediately get a voicemail from your mom telling you that you need to buy some less revealing clothes, it is.

Not every family is like yours, rapey, you sick fuck.