Quasimodem
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Hopes for Greens by Quasimodem
Wisteria wished Wilberforce would gather up his manhood and pop the question. Playing a waiting game had never been her forte. If only they were alone!
“Ante up, Wilberforce,” Arthur directed. “This is another hand.”
“This isn’t a hand,” Wilberforce objected, “It’s an unlikely organ. I think I’ll just fold.”
“Wilberforce has folded his organ,” Arthur announced to the room at large.
Wisteria hated when the boys played stud, they became so unruly.
“Come wiff me Will-Burr,” Beatrice commanded boozily. Grasping Wilberforce’s elbow, she dragged him onto the dance floor. “We can waltsh to your or-gone music.”
“It’ll be The Minute Waltz,” Wisteria sniffed. “Any bets?”
Arthur merely observed the half-drunk couple’s perverted display.
“Damn all women to hell!” Arthur exploded. Lightening his scowl, he added, “Wisteria, dear, let’s get some fresh air.”
That was the trouble with stud, Wisteria thought. Even a nebbish like Arthur Drutts might suddenly turn macho.
Without knowing how it happened, Wisteria found herself trotting through the brisk night air in the Snippettsville Country Club parking lot. That did not last for long.
Without warning or permission, Arthur grasped Wisteria and tossed her lightly onto the hood of an adjacent Ford Mustang. She barely had time to notice the waning moon, before she felt Arthur pluck her undersized breasts from her oversized brassiere.
A second later Wisteria’s hem was hiked up past her waist and her panties skinned down below her knees.
“Funny,” Wisteria stated calmly, “I never thought it could be like this, Arthur. Not in the Country Club parking lot, and especially not on Carl Witherspoon’s Mustang.”
For a moment, Wisteria’s world rocked, the moon danced crazily to the beat of Arthur’s boney shanks against Witherspoon’s Turtle Wax shine.
You could not call it love. You could not call it passion. Rather, it was the worn condition of the shock absorbers on Carl Witherspoon’s Mustang.
At last it was over. The zipping sound of Arthur’s fly being closed was immediately followed by a tentative beep from beneath Wisteria’s body.
“Well,” Arthur questioned icily, “are you going to make Carl wait all night before he can drive home? He has to work tomorrow, you know.”
Wisteria leapt from the Mustang’s hood, drawing her dishevelled apparel about her. Before she was prepared for public viewing, Arthur had re-entered the Country Club. In the distance, a thump could be heard as Carl bottomed his Mustang passing too quickly over a speed bump, whilst making his escape.
With Arthur’s ire unresolved, he launched an attack upon Wilberforce, in the Snippettsville Country Club.
Wilberforce had wearied of keeping Beatrice at arm’s length. Arthur was in no condition to entertain the sight of Wilberforce oozing suggestively in a half-drunken rumba against his fiancee.
Pulling the drunk half of the combo from Wilberforce’s arms, Arthur cold-cocked his friend with a sledgehammer blow behind the ear.
The festivities were over, the merry-go-round had come unstuck.
That night, Arthur stayed at Beatrice’s apartment, but he permitted himself no sleep.
He was determined to prove his love to his wealthy fiancee, for several agonizing hours. He planted this love in expectations of a future bumper crop, but the portents were not promising.
Boring away over Beatrice’s naked body, Arthur pulled every trick that he knew, or vaguely suspected. Beatrice obviously enjoyed his amorous toil, but not enough for the silly bitch to stop humming the damn Latin song, to which she had been dancing with Wilberforce.
Arthur’s carrot grew greater, to deeply goad the moist earth of Beatrice’s fertile desire, while the shadowy bunny of jealousy nibbled perniciously at his hopes for greens.
(600 Word Count, plus Title.)
Wisteria wished Wilberforce would gather up his manhood and pop the question. Playing a waiting game had never been her forte. If only they were alone!
“Ante up, Wilberforce,” Arthur directed. “This is another hand.”
“This isn’t a hand,” Wilberforce objected, “It’s an unlikely organ. I think I’ll just fold.”
“Wilberforce has folded his organ,” Arthur announced to the room at large.
Wisteria hated when the boys played stud, they became so unruly.
“Come wiff me Will-Burr,” Beatrice commanded boozily. Grasping Wilberforce’s elbow, she dragged him onto the dance floor. “We can waltsh to your or-gone music.”
“It’ll be The Minute Waltz,” Wisteria sniffed. “Any bets?”
Arthur merely observed the half-drunk couple’s perverted display.
“Damn all women to hell!” Arthur exploded. Lightening his scowl, he added, “Wisteria, dear, let’s get some fresh air.”
That was the trouble with stud, Wisteria thought. Even a nebbish like Arthur Drutts might suddenly turn macho.
Without knowing how it happened, Wisteria found herself trotting through the brisk night air in the Snippettsville Country Club parking lot. That did not last for long.
Without warning or permission, Arthur grasped Wisteria and tossed her lightly onto the hood of an adjacent Ford Mustang. She barely had time to notice the waning moon, before she felt Arthur pluck her undersized breasts from her oversized brassiere.
A second later Wisteria’s hem was hiked up past her waist and her panties skinned down below her knees.
“Funny,” Wisteria stated calmly, “I never thought it could be like this, Arthur. Not in the Country Club parking lot, and especially not on Carl Witherspoon’s Mustang.”
For a moment, Wisteria’s world rocked, the moon danced crazily to the beat of Arthur’s boney shanks against Witherspoon’s Turtle Wax shine.
You could not call it love. You could not call it passion. Rather, it was the worn condition of the shock absorbers on Carl Witherspoon’s Mustang.
At last it was over. The zipping sound of Arthur’s fly being closed was immediately followed by a tentative beep from beneath Wisteria’s body.
“Well,” Arthur questioned icily, “are you going to make Carl wait all night before he can drive home? He has to work tomorrow, you know.”
Wisteria leapt from the Mustang’s hood, drawing her dishevelled apparel about her. Before she was prepared for public viewing, Arthur had re-entered the Country Club. In the distance, a thump could be heard as Carl bottomed his Mustang passing too quickly over a speed bump, whilst making his escape.
With Arthur’s ire unresolved, he launched an attack upon Wilberforce, in the Snippettsville Country Club.
Wilberforce had wearied of keeping Beatrice at arm’s length. Arthur was in no condition to entertain the sight of Wilberforce oozing suggestively in a half-drunken rumba against his fiancee.
Pulling the drunk half of the combo from Wilberforce’s arms, Arthur cold-cocked his friend with a sledgehammer blow behind the ear.
The festivities were over, the merry-go-round had come unstuck.
That night, Arthur stayed at Beatrice’s apartment, but he permitted himself no sleep.
He was determined to prove his love to his wealthy fiancee, for several agonizing hours. He planted this love in expectations of a future bumper crop, but the portents were not promising.
Boring away over Beatrice’s naked body, Arthur pulled every trick that he knew, or vaguely suspected. Beatrice obviously enjoyed his amorous toil, but not enough for the silly bitch to stop humming the damn Latin song, to which she had been dancing with Wilberforce.
Arthur’s carrot grew greater, to deeply goad the moist earth of Beatrice’s fertile desire, while the shadowy bunny of jealousy nibbled perniciously at his hopes for greens.
(600 Word Count, plus Title.)
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