so Cruz had five affairs....

Wait till the pictures appear showing Sen Cruz screwing a heifer on the north Texas prairie.
 
I hear Rubio is the culprit.

Agreed. The lamestream media tends to ignore Trump's behind the scenes machinations, but this appears to be the Rubio "establishment lane" Republicans sending a little political payback to Cruz.
 
Agreed. The lamestream media tends to ignore Trump's behind the scenes machinations, but this appears to be the Rubio "establishment lane" Republicans sending a little political payback to Cruz.


Arguing for Trump's involvement, though:

1. The only person quoted in the story is Roger Stone, a Trump surrogate and practitioner of dirty tricks going back to the Nixon era.

2. The mere fact that the story appeared in the Enquirer, which is in the tank for Trump.



Contrary to what the idiot seems to think, I have no opinion on whether the story is true. I'd find it easier to believe in one affair rather than five, especially considering the prominence of the three women so far linked to the scandal.

Barring any further details, I suspect it dies here.
 
Barring any further details, I suspect it dies here.
That's what Gary Hart said.

I personally have no opinion here and no interest other than seeing asshole Cruz's reaction. Did he screw married women while he was married and thus invoke Leviticus 20:10? Truth here is trumped by perception. Will his holy-roller followers believe but forgive if he rants hard enough? Will Cruz challenge Tromp to a manly duel, poison darts at ten paces? Will a heavenly thunderbolt smite the liar(s)?
 
That's what Gary Hart said.

I personally have no opinion here and no interest other than seeing asshole Cruz's reaction. Did he screw married women while he was married and thus invoke Leviticus 20:10? Truth here is trumped by perception. Will his holy-roller followers believe but forgive if he rants hard enough? Will Cruz challenge Tromp to a manly duel, poison darts at ten paces? Will a heavenly thunderbolt smite the liar(s)?

With Hart, there was a vast amount of evidence, gathered by non-tabloid media, against him.
 
Bill and Hillary lowered the standards to those of the glory hole and crack house.
 
Trump ally Roger Stone: Cruz’s alleged mistresses are so ugly ‘he’s the one copulating with rodents’

Donald Trump’s BFF Roger Stone knows that Donald Trump couldn’t possibly be behind the Ted Cruz sex scandal story the National Enquirer reported this week. DTrump told ABC’s This Week on Sunday that it was not him behind the story saying, “I have no control over the National Enquirer.” Stone echoed the same sentiment on AM970 where he told host Frank Morano that by definition he couldn’t be one of Trump’s henchmen because he’s not being paid. Cruz not only blamed Trump and Stone but he also accused Stone of being someone who copulates with rodents. “Knowing what a couple of these women look like,” Stone continued, “I actually feel like he’s the one who has been copulating with rodents.”

Some have questioned if Ted Cruz will sue the National Enquirer for the story, but Stone claims that Cruz won’t because he can’t. “Again, why won’t he sue. It won’t cost him anything, he’s a lawyer himself…To be absolutely clear, Ted Cruz won’t sue because the allegations are largely true. That’s why he won’t sue.

Rat Fuckers and Bull Shit Artists! What has our political process degenerated too?
 
Rat Fuckers and Bull Shit Artists! What has our political process degenerated too?
19th-century USA politics were like this. We're going full-circle. I could list numerous factors leading to the current clusterfuck but it's time for bed. Or maybe for suicide. I've got a bad feeling...
 
GOP voters disgusted by ‘sophomoric’ candidates’ antics: It’s ‘junior high school stuff’

The continual bickering between the remaining GOP candidates over their wives and alleged sexual dalliances is taking its toll not only on the public’s attention but where it hurts the Republican Party the most — GOP voters.

According to the Washington Post, Republican voters are becoming increasingly dismayed by the personal attacks and debates over which candidate has the “hottest” wife at the expense of policy issues and the direction of the country.

“That’s junior high school stuff,” stated Chris Cary, 53, who backs Texas Sen. Ted Cruz. “We should be talking about ISIS. We should be talking about the loss of our freedoms.”

According to Republican pollster Frank Luntz, his focus groups agree, calling the GOP debates, “sophomoric,” an “embarrassment,” “disappointing,” “shameful,” “despicable,” “angering” and a “schoolyard brawl.”

Said Jennifer Horn, the chair of the New Hampshire Republican Party, “I think it is imperative that our candidates focus on the positive and optimistic message of conservatism if we are going to beat Clinton.”

If they can just think of one, it might help.
 
Said Jennifer Horn, the chair of the New Hampshire Republican Party, “I think it is imperative that our candidates focus on the positive and optimistic message of conservatism if we are going to beat Clinton.”
GOP base doesn't want optimistic conservatism. They want liveable jobs, affordable healthcare, a social safety net, security, and a nation not run by 1% financiers. Rotsa ruck.
 
This is getting positively gothic, folks.

The "mainstream Republicans" who were backing Jeb! and then Rubio collected enormous amounts of political intelligence on the FIVE women who were boinking Ted Cruz. They actually had a hashtag for it on Twitter #TheThing.

When Rubio cratered, they no longer needed to go after Ted Cruz, but the National Enquirer got ahold of their data (probably leaked) and published it yesterday.

Three of the five have been identified:
Carly Fiorina's deputy campaign manager Sarah Isgur Flores.
Donald Trump's ultra-nasty spokeswoman Katrina Pierson.
National Review editorial writer Amanda Carpenter.


It seems much of the turmoil at Breitbart.com was that writers had a literal shit-ton of dirt on nasty Katrina Pierson and wanted to take her down, but editor Ben Shapiro, a yuuuuge Cruz supporter, knew the Cruz-Pierson angle would come to light and refused to publish anything.


About a half dozen conservative writers now claiming "yeah, I knew but I kept my mouth shut". LINK

Katrina Pierson - Ted Cruz

Washington Post noted last July that Cruz donated a half million dollars to Carly's failing campaign. Hush money? Blackmail?

They're all nuts and I wouldn't sleep with any of them for any amount of money.
 
They're all nuts and I wouldn't sleep with any of them for any amount of money.

Both Cruz and Amanda Carpenter have vehemently denied having an affair.

Curiously, Carpenter added "and the charge that I had to bring the condoms is especially ridiculous".


.....except nobody ever mentioned her and condoms. How odd.

Cruz has been very quiet about the other two.
 
I have no idea if this one is true. Accusations of affairs are a built in part of the election cycle for many candidates now so I pay them little mind at the beginning.
 
Y'all think this is nasty now? The fun is only starting, folks.

Expect TMI about candidates' sexuality in coming months.

Expect to hear of Hillary and multiple young female aides.

Expect to see (oh shit) leaked Tromp sex tapes -- with Di.

Expect to see (oh shitter) videos of Cruz screwing goats.

Expect the worst and nastiest. We won't be disappointed.
 
Reporter: "Simple question, Senator Cruz: Have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?"
Cruz: <splutter> "But....But...DONALD TRUMP!"


There you have it, folks.

LINK
 
Y'all think this is nasty now? The fun is only starting, folks.

Expect TMI about candidates' sexuality in coming months.

Expect to hear of Hillary and multiple young female aides.

Expect to see (oh shit) leaked Tromp sex tapes -- with Di.

Expect to see (oh shitter) videos of Cruz screwing goats.

Expect the worst and nastiest. We won't be disappointed.

Forebode and you shall recieve.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brief...ks-supreme-court-to-allow-release-of-dc-madam
 
Reporter: "Simple question, Senator Cruz: Have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?"
Cruz: <splutter> "But....But...DONALD TRUMP!"


There you have it, folks.

LINK



Here's what this reminds me of. Back in the run-up to the 1988 election, our governor, Richard Celeste, was testing the presidential waters, though he never did become an official candidate. The Cleveland Plain Dealer had evidence of his infidelity, but they didn't think they could just print that -- they needed some excuse.

So they set a perjury trap of sorts:

Plain Dealer: "Governor, do you have any issues like the one that took down Gary Hart?"
Celeste: "Nope."

The infidelity story ran the next day, with the paper saying that because Celeste had lied, it wasn't just tawdry gossip anymore, it was now a legitimate "character issue." And you'll recall that it was a similar denial that prompted the Miami Herald to sic the dogs on Hart.


So if media outlets have been sniffing around Cruz stories, and Cruz knows this, he might believe that taking the Fifth is a better option for him than a flat denial.
 
Both Cruz and Amanda Carpenter have vehemently denied having an affair.

Curiously, Carpenter added "and the charge that I had to bring the condoms is especially ridiculous".


.....except nobody ever mentioned her and condoms. How odd.

Cruz has been very quiet about the other two.

That just proves my point. Also Ted Cruz doesn't know what ratfucking means.
 
Reporter: "Simple question, Senator Cruz: Have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?"
Cruz: <splutter> "But....But...DONALD TRUMP!"


There you have it, folks.

LINK

Gad, I consider this a red-herring. Yes, I would prefer a president with the stability in life now to go chasing skirts (goes for m & f, Hillary). But it's a good man's weakness, and a President Cruz would hardly be the first. JFK and Clinton used the Oval Office as their own recruiting tool.

Meanwhile, there are far more important issues for the US of A to address. Haven't people who consider this an endlessly fascinating issue got more important things to worry about? Start with the War of Civilizations that Obama and any Democrat wants you to forget about. Then consider 70 trillion dollars in unfunded US Gov liabilities that are not even "on the books". Any corporate CEO whose accounting was so deceptive would land in prison.

Meanwhile, some things never change, I guess. Grover Cleveland fathered an illegitimate baby in the 19th century. A campaign slogan of his (unsuccessful) opponent was, "Ma, Ma, where's my Pa?"

Sheesh!
 
Gad, I consider this a red-herring. Yes, I would prefer a president with the stability in life now to go chasing skirts (goes for m & f, Hillary). But it's a good man's weakness, and a President Cruz would hardly be the first. JFK and Clinton used the Oval Office as their own recruiting tool.

Meanwhile, there are far more important issues for the US of A to address. Haven't people who consider this an endlessly fascinating issue got more important things to worry about? Start with the War of Civilizations that Obama and any Democrat wants you to forget about. Then consider 70 trillion dollars in unfunded US Gov liabilities that are not even "on the books". Any corporate CEO whose accounting was so deceptive would land in prison.

Meanwhile, some things never change, I guess. Grover Cleveland fathered an illegitimate baby in the 19th century. A campaign slogan of his (unsuccessful) opponent was, "Ma, Ma, where's my Pa?"

Sheesh!

Red Herring? I do not think that term means what you think it means.

If you're going to run on a "family values" platform you should probably have some.
 
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