So how about a general conversation

[lfwtf]

Originally posted by MarthaStew
Hello all, how many children were there in your family when you were a child? Did both of your parents work? What was your favorite subject in school? Were you better on the playground than in the classroom? What's your favorite color? Do you like ice cream better than cake?

MarthaStew

ok I will start -- then Martha dear you have to answer as well...

Mom had 5 but there were always at least 2-3 more
both worked
math
good at both - better in the classroom probably-but not by choice
purple
rocky Mountain Raspberry is better than any cake--this coming from a German (ok 1/2 german the other half Irish/Scots) who grew up eating cake.

 

[MarthaStew]

There were 3 of us. Both my parents worked but they were teachers and they had a lot of flexible time with us. In school, I liked music best and then language. And I was always shy on the playground, the child that other kids picked on and made fun of. (Oh dear, I sound like such a loser!) I like blue but also red. (I checked and saw that lfwtf is male--unusual color choice for a guy!) I like black forest or any kind of chocolate cake and I would grudgingly pick cake over ice cream if an ungracious host didn't offer me both!

Whew!

Next time, I'll just ask one question.

 

[lfwtf]

Originally posted by MarthaStew
There were 3 of us. Both my parents worked but they were teachers and they had a lot of flexible time with us. In school, I liked music best and then language. And I was always shy on the playground, the child that other kids picked on and made fun of. (Oh dear, I sound like such a loser!) I like blue but also red. (I checked and saw that lfwtf is male--unusual color choice for a guy!) I like black forest or any kind of chocolate cake and I would grudgingly pick cake over ice cream if an ungracious host didn't offer me both!

Whew!

Next time, I'll just ask one question.

so what is that one question? and how can you tell that lfwtf is male?

tell us more about you !!! (please)

 

[MindFire]

ifwtf is a living doll.. reallly handsome..
but he will suck out your brains..
so be warned.. smile

I missed the sex part damn.

think the subject will come up again??

 

[lfwtf]

Originally posted by MindFire
ifwtf is a living doll.. reallly handsome..
but he will suck out your brains..
so be warned.. smile

I missed the sex part damn.

think the subject will come up again??

color me red -- garsh

please don't tell em how I suck out their brains ...

I know that sex will cum up again - along with somethin else..........

 

[islander01]

general conversation eh?

I know a girl here who is very "close" to General Westmorland...Close as in wink wink nudge nudge

 

[cookiejar]

Re: general conversation eh?

I know a girl here who is very "close" to General Westmorland...Close as in wink wink nudge nudge

ROFL...

 

[lfwtf]

Coolkie ... from upstate NY? where about? Binghamton area here ....

 

[lfwtf]

wish I could type ... I meant to say Cookie

 

[MindFire]

Hi there Islander 01

Ill bet you could tell a few stories on that close woman..
wink wink nudge nudge.. slaping my knee
Your a very colorful person Insp.. how many people
are tit inspectors..
I am assuming teets on a cow.
well if its womens tits just check mine onthe pic..
they are ok...even when they leave on the milkers too long..

 

[cookiejar]

wish I could type ... I meant to say Cookie

My best friend lives in Vestal...I was down there a couple of weeks ago...

 

[islander01]

Hi there Islander 01

Ill bet you could tell a few stories on that close woman..
wink wink nudge nudge.. slaping my knee
Your a very colorful person Insp.. how many people
are tit inspectors..
I am assuming teets on a cow.
well if its womens tits just check mine onthe pic..
they are ok...even when they leave on the milkers too long..

No no bovine boobys just Human nubs The pic is very nice, but these things often require closer inspection

 

[islander01]

My best friend lives in Vestal...I was down there a couple of weeks ago...

The Vestal virgin?

 

[lfwtf]

Originally posted by MindFire
Hi there Islander 01

Ill bet you could tell a few stories on that close woman..
wink wink nudge nudge.. slaping my knee
Your a very colorful person Insp.. how many people
are tit inspectors..
I am assuming teets on a cow.
well if its womens tits just check mine onthe pic..
they are ok...even when they leave on the milkers too long..

from what I have seen of yours (I'd say much better than OK)-- I'd love to help with the milkers -- take em off -- much better to milk by hand and of course sneak an occassional drink by mouth !!!
But that said -- I still say your eyes are one of your best features !!!

 

[lfwtf]

Originally posted by cookiejar
My best friend lives in Vestal...I was down there a couple of weeks ago...

male or female friend??? and where was it that you traveled from? And what did you think of Vestal?

 

[lfwtf]

SEX

OK - so the sex subject is back -- anyone care to start???

And try not to miss it this time Mindfire !!!

 

[cookiejar]

The Vestal virgin?

Smartass...

 

[cookiejar]

male or female friend??? and where was it that you traveled from? And what did you think of Vestal?

Female...busy place, lol...I live up in the Adirondacks...

 

[lfwtf]

Originally posted by cookiejar
Female...busy place, lol...I live up in the Adirondacks...

Adirondacks -- cool area to live .... Vestal is not--in my opinion - the best part of this area ......... do anything fun while you were here?

 

[cookiejar]

Adirondacks -- cool area to live .... Vestal is not--in my opinion - the best part of this area ......... do anything fun while you were here?

The usual...dinner out, shopping at Victoria's Secret lol

 

[lfwtf]

Originally posted by cookiejar
The usual...dinner out, shopping at Victoria's Secret lol

dinner -- where? any plave good--we do have some decent restaurants.

Victoria's in the mall eh? Get anything hot? ever considering modeling that kinda thing?

 

[lfwtf]

WEEKEND is over

I hope everyone had an awesome weekend -- full of all the things you wanted to do !!!

 

[MercyMia]

My weekend was tiring but stalwart Literotican that I am, I'm back on the boards. How was your weekend, ltwtf? And did we ever find out what your name means?

 

[MindFire]

IFWTF= a sneeze.. im sure of that.

or hes in the witness protection plan, and lives in Wales,
where this is a common name..


How was my weekend.. hum soso.. it didnt snow.. so it was good
but just soso.. those days of bouncing off the walls are gone..
Im so happy i did it then. So i have some BLUE memories..

 

[lfwtf]

Originally posted by MercyMia
My weekend was tiring but stalwart Literotican that I am, I'm back on the boards. How was your weekend, ltwtf? And did we ever find out what your name means?

you know how they say - or once said - that if you put a bunch of chimpanzees in front of a typewrite long enough that something intelligent will come out (or something like that) well this chimp tried (while trying to set up a yahoo account) and could not get anything that hadn't been used -- until he just typed random letters -- so it is anyone guess what it means.