RobDownSouth
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I had coffee while I was painting my linen closet.....
I'm on my second cup while doing a load of whites in the laundry
So I started this thread.
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I'm on my second cup while doing a load of whites in the laundry
RobDownSouth
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Honey123
creatively challenged....
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I'm on my second cup while doing a load of whites in the laundry
do you grip your coffee mug with your left or right hand?
Not familiar with that euphemism, either!
Don't make me hump your leg.
RobDownSouth
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Right. Oh hell, My GF is complaining that I'm out of sugar.
Told her she'll have to use that pink sugar substitute.
GracefullyYours
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I need coffee. And I'd love a waffle.
Honey123
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I bet your waffle just drips with syrup.
GracefullyYours
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Mmm...it does. My coffee has cream, and the syrup runs out of the holes in my waffle, dripping everywhere. Now I want sausage too....
GracefullyYours
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Not me, little lady, I went to bed with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.
Somebody got laid....
Saint Peter
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fuck waffles!
GracefullyYours
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GracefullyYours
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Whew......... 
RobDownSouth
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Anyone else hear music?
<to the tune of the Beatles "Sgt Pepper (Reprise)">
1...2...3...4
Whoop!
♫♫ We're Robert DownSouth's Horny Fap Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed this blurt
Robert DownSouth's Horny Fap Club Band
We're sorry but it's time to spurt...
Robert DownSouth's lonely...
Robert DownSouth's boner-y...
Robert DownSouth's ornery...
Robert DownSouth's horny...
Robert DownSouth's horny Fap Club Band
We'd like to thank you once again
Robert DownSouth's one and only horny Fap Club Band
We're getting very near your end!
Robert DownSouth's lonely...
Robert DownSouth's boner-y...
Robert DownSouth's ornery...
Robert DownSouth's horny...
Fap...
Club...
Bannnnnnnnnnnd!!!!!!!!! ♫♫♫
*sploosh*
Thank KEW! Goodnight everybody!
<to the tune of the Beatles "Sgt Pepper (Reprise)">
1...2...3...4
Whoop!
♫♫ We're Robert DownSouth's Horny Fap Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed this blurt
Robert DownSouth's Horny Fap Club Band
We're sorry but it's time to spurt...
Robert DownSouth's lonely...
Robert DownSouth's boner-y...
Robert DownSouth's ornery...
Robert DownSouth's horny...
Robert DownSouth's horny Fap Club Band
We'd like to thank you once again
Robert DownSouth's one and only horny Fap Club Band
We're getting very near your end!
Robert DownSouth's lonely...
Robert DownSouth's boner-y...
Robert DownSouth's ornery...
Robert DownSouth's horny...
Fap...
Club...
Bannnnnnnnnnnd!!!!!!!!! ♫♫♫
*sploosh*
Thank KEW! Goodnight everybody!
thør
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I want to know who has a headache this morning.
Not I.
Me either!!
thør
Karhu-er
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I am getting hungry.....
I took the kids out to breakfast but there was someone else's lipstick prints on my coffee mug. :/
Eww. But my omelet was delicious.
thør
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I did but I'd already downed a cup before I noticed. Oh well. Strengthens my immune system.
thør
Karhu-er
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Prolly went through the sanitizer. Still, staff should have caught it before it was filled with coffee.
Yep!
On a better note, I saw the les I have a huge crush on today and she was driving the Jeep of my dreams. I might actually have to ask her out. She's hot and drives my favorite vehicle.
Farrah
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This was ridiculous. Yet, I LOL'ed.
thør
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GracefullyYours
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Coffee makes the cup sanitary....it has magical powers.
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I'd like to request that you add the above to bg's audio thread.
Thank you in advance.
