GracefullyYours
Illuminaughty
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Neither. I'm stellar in the astrophysical, I'm-just-fine sense.
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Lmao.
Oh son, this is not the way to win my affection.
First you have to ply me with your goodwill, make me feel sexy, tell me I'm smart then you have to allude to the monster in your pants. THEN you can talk down to me a bit while pulling my hair and smacking my ass.
Any deviation will get you kicked in the gonads.
Neither. I'm stellar in the astrophysical, I'm-just-fine sense.
I'm very glad to hear it. I'm sore.
How sore is she? You'd better give as good as you get....
She's not. All that time in the gym has her recovery time reduced.
Lmao.
Oh son, this is not the way to win my affection.
First you have to ply me with your goodwill, make me feel sexy, tell me I'm smart then you have to allude to the monster in your pants. THEN you can talk down to me a bit while pulling my hair and smacking my ass.
Any deviation will get you kicked in the gonads.
In other words....you got out-performed.....by a girl.
I have offered my goodwill in the form of a civil discourse
I don't know you well enough to allude to your smarts, looks
or mental well being... you can tell your smart mouthed side kick.. I'm nobody's' "alt"
and ... there is no "monster".
What I am offering, child... ( and yes, I'm way old enough to call you that)
is an interesting interlude to pass a quiet Sunday.
any attempt on my gonads best be backed up with a pretty tough crowd...
the repercussions are not favorable.
If you define "performance" as "not being sore the next day," then yeah. Lady P is a badass these days. She's been in the gym five days a week for like a year, and practiced yoga two or three times a week on top of that.
On the other hand, if you define "performance" as moving more efficiently in the mountains and being one whole helluva lot more comfortable, balanced, and stable in crampons on verglas, then, no.
you can tell your smart mouthed side kick.. I'm nobody's' "alt"
Aww, shucks.*pats your back*
Noisy SOBs, they are.
Aww, shucks.
Do you have regular blue jays up there? Cuz they're pretty brassy, too. And the whole bunch of them are immensely intelligent, which makes it worse for me, because, you know, when they sit around and screech the way they do, they're actually saying something.
They sit around and screech the way they do, they're actually saying something.

Regular GBers or badass super GBers?
The ones that make so much fucking noise you have to wonder if - somewhere in there - a valid statement was uttered.
Those would be the wingnuts.
I love them. They're beautiful, noisy, obnoxious cowards. They crack me up. I especially like watching Clovis and Delilah watching them:No regular blue jays.
Hah! But it's so true, except for the intelligence bit.Don't talk about your fellow GBers that way![]()
Yup!
And Gray Jays (camp robbers)