So I started this thread.

[Wings27]

You guys are a bunch of flirt blockers.

*sigh*

Why not just go harass me in my single women thread too? I am apparently used up.

 

[artemesia_g]

You guys are a bunch of flirt blockers.

*sigh*

Why not just go harass me in my single women thread too? I am apparently used up.

*eyes yer av* Oh, I don't think so. No fucking way.

 

[Wings27]

*eyes yer av* Oh, I don't think so. No fucking way.

muah! Thank you.

 

[Peregrinator]

You guys are a bunch of flirt blockers.

*sigh*

Why not just go harass me in my single women thread too? I am apparently used up.

Want me to shave your boobs?

 

[Wings27]

Want me to shave your boobs?

Hawt.

 

[Spence99]

You guys are a bunch of flirt blockers.

*sigh*

Why not just go harass me in my single women thread too? I am apparently used up.

I thought you girls were discussing make up, shoes and boys in that thread.

 

[Peregrinator]

Hawt.

I have a really sharp and scary looking knife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRaf1AddFxA

 

[Wings27]

I thought you girls were discussing make up, shoes and boys in that thread.

Nope. That's only in the Isolated Blurts thread, it really makes grump pantsed people happy.

 

[Wings27]

I have a really sharp and scary looking knife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRaf1AddFxA

Come back here and show me when you do that to your balls.

 

[Spence99]

Nope. That's only in the Isolated Blurts thread, it really makes grump pantsed people happy.

Good to know.

 

[Wings27]

Good to know.

I'm always glad to be helpful.

 

[Spence99]

I'm always glad to be helpful.

I'm clueless about what single women talk about!

 

[thør]

Come back here and show me when you do that to your balls.

I sense a challenge, here......

 

[Wings27]

I'm clueless about what single women talk about!

We mainly talk about men and how much fun masturbation is.

 

[Wings27]

I sense a challenge, here......

Indeed.

 

[Peregrinator]

Come back here and show me when you do that to your balls.

What? Why? A razor is so much more maneuverable. Manscaping is a nuisance, with all the folds and creases and loose skin. A boob is just one big smooth globe.

 

[Spence99]

We mainly talk about men and how much fun masturbation is.

Sounds exactly like what married men talk about...

 

[Spence99]

What? Why? A razor is so much more maneuverable. Manscaping is a nuisance, with all the folds and creases and loose skin. A boob is just one big smooth globe.

But manscaping is so worth it...

 

[Wings27]

What? Why? A razor is so much more maneuverable. Manscaping is a nuisance, with all the folds and creases and loose skin. A boob is just one big smooth globe.

Because it would turn me on, duh!

 

[Peregrinator]

But manscaping is so worth it...

Agreed.

Because it would turn me on, duh!

Oh, well in that case, get yourself a straight razor and come here. If you cut me, I get to wallop the living shit out of your ass with a strop. If you don't cut me, I'll return the favor.

 

[Wings27]

Deal.

 

[Peregrinator]

<---dances the dance of rapt anticipation.

 

[GracefullyYours]

We mainly talk about men and how much fun masturbation is.

Shhh! They don't need to know that....

Sounds exactly like what married men talk about...

Oh my.... *tee hee*

But manscaping is so worth it...

Indeed it is....

 

[RobDownSouth]

But manscaping is so worth it...

Interesting manscapin' statistic:
http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/va8.jpg

 

[Wings27]

Can we declare this thread a Valentine Day-free zone? I hate it, doesn't matter if I'm involved or not, I can not stand that day.