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Putting a whole new twist to the "i-Touch".
Or introducing the brand new "i-poke".
No? How about "i-Rod"?
Or introducing the brand new "i-poke".
No? How about "i-Rod"?
So I started this thread.
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Peregrinator
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I'm liking the thought!
Dare you!
GracefullyYours
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Putting a whole new twist to the "i-Touch".
Or introducing the brand new "i-poke".
No? How about "i-Rod"?
Let me grab my iCock.....
Putting a whole new twist to the "i-Touch".
Or introducing the brand new "i-poke".
No? How about "i-Rod"?
It's actually called the Purewand. So the iWand is more like it
Shhhh.
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Now that's putting a new spin on "grabbing the one eyed warrior".
Hmm......that might actually work.
DehviantGirl
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How do you
catch a unique animal?
catch a unique animal?
DehviantGirl
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Unique up on him.
Lorilei
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Ustole my post.
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I did? Yikes! Did you post that recently? It's the only joke I know. Oh, wait - I do know one more.
Why did Micky divorce Minnie?
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Cuz she was fuckin' Goofy.
Aw, come on L. that's a great joke too.
Aw, come on L. that's a great joke too.
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Because she was fucking Goofy!
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LOL! You are perhaps only the 3rd person ever to know those same two jokes! I think I'm crushing on you now.
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*preens*
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They're the best kind darling.
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Smilin' big over here and stuff.
Farrah
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Don't come in here, I'm dressing! Or something like that?
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Okay Wings. I've been waiting here like, forever. 
But now I must go. And you have such lovely friends - they came and hung out with me for a few. So. That was nice.
Okay... so I'm really going now....
But now I must go. And you have such lovely friends - they came and hung out with me for a few. So. That was nice.
Okay... so I'm really going now....
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Close the door, I'm dressing!
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Close the door, I am dressing.
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DehviantGirl
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Okay, wait - no, this is how the joke was told to me...
"Why did the boy slam the refrigerator closed?"
"Because he saw the salad dressing!"
"Why did the boy slam the refrigerator closed?"
"Because he saw the salad dressing!"
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That. That's the best telling, yet!
