So I was painting my nails at the traffic light -

[rgraham666]

I'm so glad I don't drive.

I would rather do something safe, like patrol duty in Fallujah.

 

[eric shawn listo]

A couple years ago I pulled up behind a woman at a traffic light. She was having a rather animated conversation on her cell phone. The light turned green and she sat there. So, I waited patiently for a couple seconds, then gave the horn a quick tap to bring her back to reality. I saw her give an annoyed glance in her rearview before she floored it to the next light.

Again I pulled up behind her and she was still babbling away on the phone when the light turned green. Again I waited a couple seconds and tapped the horn. Again she flashes me the look and again she floors it to the next light.

Once again I stopped just behind her and she is still babbling away. I looked both ways and when it was clear I tapped the horn again.

She floored it through the red light.



Right past a cop.

I can be so mean somtimes.

That is quite simply *fucking* fantastic!

 

[Honey123]

I was driving one day and a lot of people would go by me and honk...I kept looking in mirror thinking "Okay, I look pretty good today, but not honking quality!"

When I got to my destination, I noticed that there was a sign on the back of my car that said:

HONK APRIL FOOL ON BOARD.....


Yes, SO's can be so frustrating during APRIL'S FOOL DAY!!!!