So if Clinton wins the primary, and Obama wins the caucus . . .

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

CAPN

Hillary symbolizes all the harridans we longed to bond with in our childhood: The school librarian, the old bitch who kept our baseballs when a fly-ball fell in her herb garden, Elmira Gulch who frightened Dorothy and Toto, Miss Ballbreaker the girls phys-ed coach.

Hillary is every harridan. We want to heal her and heal ourselves.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Really?



All she reminds me of is a fallen nun..., the kind that never spoiled the pupil...,

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I have little experience with nuns, but I do believe they fall in the harridan class of people.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

She's the Comeback Kid IV. The Next Comeback Kid.






They used Hillary Swank instead of Ralph in that one and most people thought she was far more Macchio...

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

UD

The method to the madness is: If Hillary wins dirty & ugly the blacks sit the election out. MaCain then brings them home to the party of Lincoln.

The party of Lincoln? I find it extrememely hard to believe that Abe Lincoln would be a Republican today since the Republican Party of the 1860s was a completely different animal than today's conservative GOP. Even though he was a moderate, his party's base of support was in the Northeast/New England and was made up of former Whigs, Free-Soilers, Radical Republicans and abolitionists (i.e., America's first "bleeding-heart liberals"). The Democratic Party was the party of "states rights", wealthy plantation owners and slave-holders, and rather arch-conservative elements.

Abe Lincoln first made a name of himself by speaking out against the Mexican-American War in the Illinois legislature, as a war that was only meant to expand slavery westward (can you say "ANTI-WAR LIBERAL")

Abe Lincoln was also hated in the South (he didn't receive a SINGLE VOTE in the South!), was even accused to being half-black, even though he was not as radical as some other Republicans.

Yeah.. the party of Lincoln..

If by some chance Lincoln were in the Republican party today he would likely be called a RINO.

 

[Faneros]

Admit it. You want to fuck Michelle Obama.

Id rather do Halle Berry