Socialists

[parodyluvr75]

Are hot in bed. Just saying.

 

[Wrong Element]

Hot to Trotsky.

 

[snugglestruggle]

They don't like Stalin

 

[RedAllan]

Are hot in bed. Just saying.

I knew I had some good features.

 

[LadyVer]

Are hot in bed. Just saying.

I've heard that, but I wouldn't know.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hot to Trotsky.

I'm stealing this one.

They don't like Stalin

Who does.

I knew I had some good features.

Some birds really dig socialists.

I've heard that, but I wouldn't know.

It's all true.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Socialists may be hot, but we anarcho-syndicalists are downright filthy.

Just saying.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Socialists may be hot, but we anarcho-syndicalists are downright filthy.

Just saying.

If you bath you're not.

 

[DesEsseintes]

If you bath you're not.

Baths? Washing? You poor naive bourgeois. That's how they get you.

My lice are part of who I am. Deal with it, capitalist running-dog.

 

[pointless]

i knew anarcho syndicalist once. he played mandolin and he was very smart. he is now professor, because that's pretty much all he could be really without a time machine.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Baths? Washing? You poor naive bourgeois. That's how they get you.

My lice are part of who I am. Deal with it, capitalist running-dog.

No, it's not.

Also sex in the bath is hot.

You'll never get a date if you don't suds up. We like our men lice free.

Capitalist? Why do you hate American chicks?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I don't hate American chicks at all! Patty Hearst could have joined my commune any time she wanted.

 

[jeninflorida]

but a socialist never delivers a happy ending .... they are too selfish

 

[parodyluvr75]

I own a beret and I have a water pistol.

 

[parodyluvr75]

but a socialist never delivers a happy ending .... they are too selfish

When you ain't got any lettuce all you got is sex.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I own a beret and I have a water pistol.

'Well come on then baby! I'm ready!'

Oh. Hang on. Wait.

It's not one of those water pistols like in Naked Lunch is it? Filled with semen to impregnate career women at parties?

 

[parodyluvr75]

'Well come on then baby! I'm ready!'

Oh. Hang on. Wait.

It's not one of those water pistols like in Naked Lunch is it? Filled with semen to impregnate career women at parties?

Sacrilegious use of water pistols is expressly forbidden. Water pistols are for water. That's just crazy talk.

 

[DesEsseintes]

In that case, madam, welcome aboard. Let's make love not war. Wednesdays is recycling day, and on Fridays we give free lectures about Proudhon and Bakunin in the local park. Apart from that, let's start a revolution together!

 

[garbage can]

I don't hate American chicks at all! Patty Hearst could have joined my commune any time she wanted.

Patty Hearst is too old to join a commune.

 

[parodyluvr75]

In that case, madam, welcome aboard. Let's make love not war. Wednesdays is recycling day, and on Fridays we give free lectures about Proudhon and Bakunin in the local park. Apart from that, let's start a revolution together!

Throw in punch and cookies and sign me up.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Punch is anti-revolutionary. I can do vodka, of course.

Cookies are fine, so long as they aren't fortune cookies. Fortunes should be properly distributed among the workers.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Almond cookies and spiked punch?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Patty Hearst is too old to join a commune.

Mike Yates is that you?

 

[garbage can]

Mike Yates is that you?

Good guess...........

 

[parodyluvr75]

'My dishwashing machine is talking to me' thread is comedy gold.

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