Soft Penises

[ms_ann_thrope]

Some people like soft serve ice cream.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Now, I want ice cream, dammit.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Now, I want ice cream, dammit.

Hard or soft?

 

[Aquagal]

I'm currently eating Rocky Road.

When I'm done the nap window will then be open.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've got chocolate marsh mellow. It's pretty limp.

 

[Aquagal]

I've got chocolate marsh mellow. It's pretty limp.

Throw some nuts in and you have Rocky Road.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Throw some nuts in and you have Rocky Road.

All I have are sunflower seeds.

 

[Aquagal]

All I have are sunflower seeds.

Oofta, I saw Ranch flavored sun flower seeds at the store.

Just no.

Okay got my dog laying next to the couch as I'm covered with my blankie, and the eyes are half mast...

 

[thør]

What about using it to stir coffee?

There's a cowboy joke in there.

 

[Que]

A soft penis rarely gets you into any trouble...so there's that.

 

[DesEsseintes]

A soft penis rarely gets you into any trouble...so there's that.

Not necessarily (you might not be able to see this).

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

A soft penis rarely gets you into any trouble...so there's that.

Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde penis.

 

[Cucumber_lover]

#ouchmykidney

#whaaaa

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm currently eating Rocky Road.

When I'm done the nap window will then be open.

I wouldn't mind a little rocky road.

 

[Littlefinger]

Soft penises are pretty. I love a good flaccid cock.

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