Some guys are just begging for an ass-kicking.

[shereads]

Dickhead.

It's on his head? That's cool. Don't hurt that part when you're smackin' him around, okay?

 

[TheEarl]

sweetsubsarahh:
I do not have experience in Shotokan Karate. I do have a good background in Kenpo Karate, Aikido, Jow Ga and a couple of Northern TCMA styles.

The best way to keep a better opponent off you is low level kicks to the knees as you move out of the line of attack. You should wear shoes (to protect the bruise on your foot if for no other reason). Also, shoes make a low level kick into a real weapon.

Lateral movement is a better way to avoid an attack than backward movement.

Keep your hands up and protect yourslef at all times! Good luck. Let us know how it all turns out.

Good advice for a general fight, but unfortunately in kumite, striking blows must be above the waist and no shoes may be worn (at least at the level I'm training at).

My best advice would be to allow him to rush you in confidence and snap some side-kicks with your front legs, so that he basically just walks into them. However that's probably only good advice to someone with my physique. So ignore me.

The Earl

 

[doormouse]

Don't have a clue what this thread is about... read the title and WoooHoooooooooo!!!!

Kick some butts!!!!

 

[Edward Teach]

I don't know anything about Shotokan Karate but I do know something you can try.

You see, you sneak a handful of salt in there. Don't let him see it.
Then, flash a little boob, and when he looks, you throw the salt in his eyes and when he grabs his eyes, then you kick him in the crotch and then when he falls on the floor you drop kick him in the nose two or three times.

You can also wear penny loafers with metal taps on the heels and toes. That works pretty good.

Ever helpful,

Ed

 

[doormouse]

I don't know anything about Shotokan Karate but I do know something you can try.

You see, you sneak a handful of salt in there. Don't let him see it.
Then, flash a little boob, and when he looks, you throw the salt in his eyes and when he grabs his eyes, then you kick him in the crotch and then when he falls on the floor you drop kick him in the nose two or three times.

You can also wear penny loafers with metal taps on the heels and toes. That works pretty good.

Ever helpful,

Ed

I love you

C'mere (name censored)... let me try this LOL

 

[Guest]

I don't know anything about Shotokan Karate but I do know something you can try.

You see, you sneak a handful of salt in there. Don't let him see it.
Then, flash a little boob, and when he looks, you throw the salt in his eyes and when he grabs his eyes, then you kick him in the crotch and then when he falls on the floor you drop kick him in the nose two or three times.

You can also wear penny loafers with metal taps on the heels and toes. That works pretty good.

Ever helpful,

Ed

Laughing - helpful advice, all!


Richard - no shoes allowed (but it sounds delightful)


Earl - Since he is taller I'll need him to rush me or I'll need to go in close on his kick recoil. He'll lose the size advantage - then he's mine.


Ed? Um - LOL - interesting shoe theory.


Of course, if I did wear shoes I'd miss the sight of my red-painted toenails slapping him back hard on his upper chest.

 

[oggbashan]

When I was a school in Australia I played Rugby.

Our hooker was the smallest of our team at about five foot six inches. The rest of us were six foot or more.

However our hooker had spent the years from age 3 to age 16 at a karate school in Malaya. He was very good at it and probably the best karate expert in the whole of Australia. He had been the second best student at the karate school. We knew that he could beat any of us easily.

We and our opponents played rough. We had the Australian Rules teams as examples of how rough sport could be. During one match the other team decided that our hooker was too good and wanted to get him taken off the pitch with an injury. They lost five players trying to injure him, and we had lost three uselessly defending him, before they realised that he was effectively invulnerable. So they turned on the rest of us.

The match was abandoned when the 30 players had been reduced to 14. Six ambulances were needed. We didn't leave the pitch for injury unless it was affecting our ability to continue. Broken thumbs, dislocated shoulders, bruising etc. didn't count. We lost count of the number of broken limbs. The referee reported both sides for 'conduct prejudicial to the sport'. His complaint was rejected by the authorities with the response: 'Rugby is a man's game. Injuries will happen.'

Me? I had a nosebleed, two black eyes and a dislocated thumb. I was still on the pitch.

Og who is still suffering from the effects of Rugby injuries 40+ years afterwards.

 

[Guest]

. . . The match was abandoned when the 30 players had been reduced to 14. Six ambulances were needed. We didn't leave the pitch for injury unless it was affecting our ability to continue. Broken thumbs, dislocated shoulders, bruising etc. didn't count. We lost count of the number of broken limbs. The referee reported both sides for 'conduct prejudicial to the sport'. His complaint was rejected by the authorities with the response: 'Rugby is a man's game. Injuries will happen.'

Me? I had a nosebleed, two black eyes and a dislocated thumb. I was still on the pitch.

Og who is still suffering from the effects of Rugby injuries 40+ years afterwards.

But you weren't doing this to impress your women? This was merely huge amounts of muscled testosterone running amuck?


Very impressive.


and somehow arousing

 

[The Mutt]

I'll never forget my first fencing class. The teacher was a 50 year-old woman, about 5'3" and shaped like a potato. I was 24, 6'5", 240 lbs. and had a good bit of experience with swords. She chose me as her sparring partner on the first day and chased my young ass up and down the runway.
Stay in tight and eliminate his reach advantage. A feint to the crotch wouldn't hurt either.

 

[Guest]

I'll never forget my first fencing class. The teacher was a 50 year-old woman, about 5'3" and shaped like a potato. I was 24, 6'5", 240 lbs. and had a good bit of experience with swords. She chose me as her sparring partner on the first day and chased my young ass up and down the runway.
Stay in tight and eliminate his reach advantage. A feint to the crotch wouldn't hurt either.

 

[Guest]

All good ideas. But if you REALLY want to humiliate him, let him attack. Block his atacks and counter effectively. Remain calm and cool and make it look effortless.

 

[sweetnpetite]

All good ideas. But if you REALLY want to humiliate him, let him attack. Block his atacks and counter effectively. Remain calm and cool and make it look effortless.

I like this.

It's very David Ceridine(sp?)

 

[Guest]

All good ideas. But if you REALLY want to humiliate him, let him attack. Block his atacks and counter effectively. Remain calm and cool and make it look effortless.

I would just like to remind him that women do possess some skills. His humiliation isn't necessary.

Just his lifelong obeisance -

 

[Guest]

I would just like to remind him that women do possess some skills. His humiliation isn't necessary.

Just his lifelong obeisance -

But the humiliation will do him good. Will make him a better student. If he's smart, he may even thank you later.

My Aikijutsu class had 12 students total, one girl. I always had a deep respect for her just being there. And she was a formidable foe despite her petite staure. Too much strength and size can be a hinderance. Slows you down and often causes too much follow through. Easy to be thrown of balance by someone who is alert and knows how to take advantage of quick reactions and the difference in stature.

 

[Carl East]

Sarahh, do you ever come across people who learn martial arts, but should never be taught. You know, the bullies of this world?

Carl

 

[Guest]

Sarahh, do you ever come across people who learn martial arts, but should never be taught. You know, the bullies of this world?

Carl

Yes. And it's a shame. They've obviously understood nothing of their training.

There is a Zen story of a student asking a teacher how long before he will completely master his martial arts training. The master tells the student it will take 10 years. The student then asks if he studies night and day and works as hard as he can to the exclusion of everyting else, how long will it take. And the master tells him, 20 years.

One of the first things I learned was that Shotokan karate is defensive, not offensive. It is always best to avoid a fight rather than engage.

Bullies have no place in the sport.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Full class tonight - Shotokan karate.

Sensei worked us hard on katas. Katas are choreographed fundamentals (for lack of a better explanation). They can be intricate and they require a great deal of concentration to perform correctly while in a group so you don't get your teeth kicked in.

Anyway, we had a new member this evening. He showed up for the second hour of class (missed most of the hard work).

Male.

Arrogant.

He looked down his nose at the female class members (even though his own skills are merely adequate).

Dickhead.

I never got the chance to spar with him this evening. He wasn't interested in fighting with da womenfolk.

Coward.

Of course, the men Sensei paired him with had no trouble handling him. And I think they were actually being nice.

I just hope he shows up next week because I really, really wanna play.

Way back in high school when I spent some time on the wrestling team, there was an asshole in our class like that. Very arrogant and violent. There was a single woman on our team, but she happened to be in his weight class and thus quit after he "accidentally" hurt her and bad touched her too many times.

Later that year he went against a judo champion from another team. He got his ass thrown down and pinned hard and fast after making all sorts of lewd gestures beforehand. He quit the next day. Personally I found it the most satisfying moment of my short-lived jock career.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I wonder whether you would be having daydreams of revenge via physical beating if you weren't taking karate?

In other words, if you were in a bridge club and this guy came in, would you still think in terms of how nice it would be to beat his ass? Or does the fact that this a karate class influence the way you think about handling this guy?

---dr.M.

 

[oggbashan]

But you weren't doing this to impress your women? This was merely huge amounts of muscled testosterone running amuck?


Very impressive.


and somehow arousing

There were no women around. Australian women (and girls) have better things to do than watch schoolboy rugby.

If they had wanted to watch us, they'd have gone to the beach where the men would be wearing less.

The schoolgirls were probably killing each other at lacrosse or hockey. I watched a couple of schoolgirl lacrosse matches while I was in Australia.

Australians play sport to win. To them sport is like war - kill or be killed. Then they treat war like sport too - treat the officers like the referees and ignore them while they beat the shit out of the enemy. Look at Australia's medal table at the Olympics and then compare its population with others on the medal table.

I think Australian women were and are delightful and about as safe to handle as tigresses. They'd smile sweetly as they kicked an offending male in the nuts. In my day that was probably the only way they would get an Australian man's attention - they were slow with women then. Beer, betting, sport - far more important than women. How Australians reproduced was a mystery unless the wives raped their husbands when they were drunk and it took a lot to get an Australian drunk.

Og

 

[Edward Teach]

I would just like to remind him that women do possess some skills. His humiliation isn't necessary.

Just his lifelong obeisance -

You could feed him a lot of twinkies. That ought to make him fat and they apparently need the business.

Ed The Idea Man

 

[doormouse]

Re: Re: Some guys are just begging for an ass-kicking.

Let us know the outcome........yea or nay....if he kicks your ass.......just tell us in lower case

Your AV is SOOooooo damn cute!!!!!!

 

[doormouse]

I think Australian women were and are delightful and about as safe to handle as tigresses. They'd smile sweetly as they kicked an offending male in the nuts.
Og

 

[Black Tulip]

Sounds like it's time for the old "Boot To The Head" as taught in the discipline of Tai Kwan Leep.

http://www.webguys.com/pdavis/karate/audio/16_Ti_Kwan_Leep_32kbs.mp3

Thank you very much, I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes.

 

[Guest]

I wonder whether you would be having daydreams of revenge via physical beating if you weren't taking karate?

In other words, if you were in a bridge club and this guy came in, would you still think in terms of how nice it would be to beat his ass? Or does the fact that this a karate class influence the way you think about handling this guy?

---dr.M.

Interesting point. And I'm not too sure!

I hope I would still be daydreaming about beating him in cards, not kicks.

I think it's the actual "overpowering his skills" (be it cards or karate) that interests me.

I hope. Damn!

In class whenever I start feeling too proud of myself Sensei pairs me with a very skilled class member or knocks me down hard himself.

Humble lessons.

 

[Edward Teach]

Have you kicked that mo' fo's ass yet and made him get fat?

Eddie The Curious