Someone cheer me up?

[TheEarl]

You heard the saying- this soon shall pass.

William Wallace? An educated pert bum, aren't you? One of my favourite adages too.

The Earl

 

[Samandiriel]

As I said, apologies for inflicting thato n you.

The Earl

Maybe I liked it??? Huh??? didja ever think that?

I did think it was lovely and you needn't apologize for it.

 

[TheEarl]

Maybe I liked it??? Huh??? didja ever think that?

I did think it was lovely and you needn't apologize for it.

Blow that out of your arse. My poetry sucks so hard that it frequently collapses in on itself to form black holes.

The Earl

 

[Samandiriel]

Blow that out of your arse. My poetry sucks so hard that it frequently collapses in on itself to form black holes.

The Earl

Well that cheered me up.

 

[tolyk]

Hey Earl, sorry to hear that depression has seized you.I don't know about you, but when my depression is bad, I try to absorb myself in inspiring hobbies, such as my nature photography.. fail that I go and shoot some billiards

Something about nature has a calming effect on me.. so, here's a few pictures in the hopes that it does the same for you.

First: A tree's view
Second: Have a K.I.S.S.
Third: Tiny waterfall

 

[TheEarl]

I'll see your tiny waterfall and raise you a:

http://www.imageshosted.com/images/694317ausfall.jpg

The Earl

 

[tolyk]

I'll see your tiny waterfall and raise you a:

The Earl

Nice I don't have anything that I've taken personally that can counter that..

However, here's the tallest waterfall in the world (found in South America)

http://www.gaildoug.bowser.com/102003_-_Angel_Falls_-_Falls1.jpg

 

[TheEarl]

Well, I did have to travel to the other side of the world to get that picture.

Where's yours taken: near you?

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

nice Pics boys, nice pics!



Off to bed now, hope you're feeling more cheered now Earl love!


Good night!

 

[tolyk]

Well, I did have to travel to the other side of the world to get that picture.

Where's yours taken: near you?

The Earl

You took that one? Very nice


I took mine about 5 blocks from my house.. heh It's just an overflow caused by the excessively high water level.

I took it the same day I took this one: Flooded Catwalk

DUde, come on messenger and we'll chat..

 

[Just-Legal]

I have pizza, alcohol, several different types of ice-cream and a negligee.

Take your pick hon

*hugs*

 

[Guest]

Are the PMs helping, Earl?

They've certainly made me feel good!

 

[tolyk]

I have pizza, alcohol, several different types of ice-cream and a negligee.

Take your pick hon

*hugs*

if I can pick for him, I pick the negligee

 

[kendo1]

See you a cat.

 

[minsue]

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/pasdeqici.gif

 

[SeaCat]

Hey cheer up guy or I'll be forced to send you some of my unedited stories.

Cat

 

[McKenna]

Would a joke help?

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish.

The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world. With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.

"Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

 

[Guest]

Blow that out of your arse. My poetry sucks so hard that it frequently collapses in on itself to form black holes.

The Earl

Well, Earl, you know a black hole is a theoretical construct. A star that has become so dense it has collapsed in on itself so even visible light can not escape.

The fact that we can see your poetry means that it either produces its own light or it does reflect light.

So I suppose it could suck (doubtful) but it is not a black hole.

On the other hand, maybe we do see it because you've set it on fire, and of course that would product its own light. Hmmm.

Never mind.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/girl.gif

 

[LadyJeanne]

Well, Earl, you know a black hole is a theoretical construct. A star that has become so dense it has collapsed in on itself so even visible light can not escape.

The fact that we can see your poetry means that it either produces its own light or it does reflect light.

So I suppose it could suck (doubtful) but it is not a black hole.

On the other hand, maybe we do see it because you've set it on fire, and of course that would product its own light. Hmmm.

Never mind.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/girl.gif

You're so sexy when you talk physics...

 

[Guest]

You're so sexy when you talk physics...

Mmmmm.

(It's the tits, right?)

 

[LadyJeanne]

Mmmmm.

(It's the tits, right?)

If I didn't think The Earl might need them more than I...

 

[Guest]

If I didn't think The Earl might need them more than I...

Charmer -

 

[Belegon]

I weep

I don’t know why.
I don’t know what for.
I don’t know where it comes from.
I don’t know how I’ve fallen so fast for no reason.

I don’t know who I am.

Just five minutes ago,
I sat here smiling.
But now all I can do,
Is weep.



This is why I don't write poetry that often. I do apologise for inflicting that on you.

The Earl

see, now I hope the others reactions have already shown you that this has some merit. Some of my best poetry has been fueled by sadness. Take it and use my lad. I normally am sad about things that are out of my control anyway. If I am going to have to have the pain I might as well get some use out of it...

Downtown
Cold Turkey

 

[Guest]

Drink me!

 

[mlady_france]

http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/pasdeqici.gif

Okay, that just freaked me out.