something old and completely the same

[Harbinger]

damn cookies

 

[Harbinger]

 

[Renegade]

What was the point of this thread again??

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner!

 

[morninggirl5]

My bologna has a first name...... it's O-S-C-A-R

 

[freakygirl]

My electric bill went up $30

 

[Renegade]

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

 

[modest mouse]

It is finally Happy Hour...Guiness for everyone, my treat....drink up

*glug glug*

*ahhhhhhhhhhh*

repeat as necessary

 

[Renegade]

Only for an hour? Damn.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."


Try saying that after Happy Hour!

 

[Renegade]

Hell, I can barely say it now!

 

[erosman]

45 shopping days 'til Christmas

 

[Renegade]

Yay! Santa Clause kicks arse.

 

[modest mouse]

The woman on Bewitched wiggles her nos

 

[Renegade]

And that girl in that porno, wiggles her.......

 

[Mellon Collie]

And that girl in that porno, wiggles her.......

 

[Renegade]

That's the look my folks had on their faces when they walked in on me watching it.

 

[modest mouse]

i like to watch porn on my laptop on airplanes at full volume, helps me relax

 

[XXplorher]

On the other hand, once I removed it - I wasn't so sure that was a wise idea....

 

[Mellon Collie]

Modest, what happened to your cute lovable av? That face is so scary, I think I might have nightmares.

 

[BlondGirl]

My cat is on the kitchen table licking her toes.

 

[modest mouse]

new av about to it, brace urself mellon


(orange guy returns soon)

 

[Savage Kitten]

ummm phuk!! I screwed up!!

Can we start over?

 

[Mellon Collie]

new av about to it, brace urself mellon


(orange guy returns soon)

Awww, that one is so cute, regardless of the crap they are saying.

 

[modest mouse]

from blondgirl's location.....

Who cares? All that
matters is that I am a 70 year
old wart-covered, bald,
incontinent man who likes to
impersonate a 30 year old sex
starved blondgirl




this is f'ck'n funny