Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Kissing an electric eel

 

[orangecurious]

Licking an electric fence

 

[Alexhd1202]

Messing a bit too much with your girl (she is Italian and her family will give you some nice concrete shoes)

 

[ABiGuy84]

Nuclear Thermal War.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Octopus wrapped around your legs underwater.

 

[orangecurious]

Porpoise without a purpose

 

[ABiGuy84]

Quicksand

 

[likitisplit]

fucking a mad bear

 

[orangecurious]

Running into a wall because you didn't read a sign

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sun. It hates you and wants you to suffer and die.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Totally Stupid People

 

[UnquietDreams]

Unicycling jugglers who aren't very good, and yet are juggling running chainsaws.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Vermicious Knids

 

[orangecurious]

Wild and wicked werewolves

 

[ABiGuy84]

Xanthippe

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yo-yos wielded with malicious intent.

 

[orangecurious]

Zirconium blocking your airway

 

[UnquietDreams]

Zirconium blocking your airway

That would do it.

Atom bomb falling over and crushing you.

 

[orangecurious]

Biscuits falling off the delivery lorry and crushing you

 

[UnquietDreams]

Canisters of milk on the next delivery lorry falling off and crushing you.

 

[orangecurious]

Delivery lorry toppling from a bridge and crushing you

 

[ABiGuy84]

Electrical shock

 

[orangecurious]

Falling things crushing you

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gooses. Canada gooses.

 

[ABiGuy84]

G.O.P.