Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Shenanigans90]

X-Men

 

[Seamus44]

Yellow snow

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yelling in a yodeling contest. They get feisty, them yodelers

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Zip line breaking over a canyon

 

[Seamus44]

Armageddon

 

[Mrtenant]

Blue balls

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Chasing vorpal bunnies

 

[Big_Daddy_Big_Dick]

Walking in on your soulmate the love of your life cheating on you in your own bed after being married for 20 years

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Walking in on your soulmate the love of your life cheating on you in your own bed after being married for 20 years

A-b-c order, and that sounds more like deadly to them

Drowning in dill sauce

 

[Shenanigans90]

Everlasting erection

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Finding the weak board over the pit by walking on it

 

[Seamus44]

Gonorrhea

 

[LeSabreur]

Getting knotted by a Pitbull

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hanging

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Idiots in cars

 

[kreemi_pi]

Japanese hitmen

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Karmic retribution

 

[kreemi_pi]

Love triangles

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Marquis deSade fanbois with no clue

 

[kreemi_pi]

Nerve gas

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Oral surgery with a backhoe

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

Prostate exam with a chainsaw.

 

[Shady_nz]

Quicksand

 

[mnbreastluver]

Rattlesnake Cuddling Day.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Software improvements