Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Hot air balloon ride and running out of hot air

 

[aiyia]

Insects

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jackals

 

[mnbreastluver]

Kissing a panda bear in the dark but it turns out to be a grizzly bear.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Libidinous libertine llamas licking lasciviously

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mooning a Bigfoot

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Mine detection by foot stomps

 

[Seamus44]

Nicotine

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Oscillation in excess of cardiothoracic integrity

 

[NudieUser]

Poison in your pornstar martini

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Quaffing said pornstar martini (hope the alcohol is strong enough as a disinfectant, too!)

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Ruffling the wrong feathers

 

[Nicefella]

Sassing the wrong stallion

 

[LeSabreur]

Teasing the wrong bull elk during the rut

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Underwear tourniquet

 

[Seamus44]

Veneral disease

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Walking in front of a herd of elephants

 

[LeSabreur]

X-radiation

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Yellowjacket stings in very large number

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Yellowjacket stings in very large number

Had to look that up! We call them wasps here

Zoo Keeper failing to rescue you from the jaws of a hungry tiger

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Anaconda rodeo.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Broken neck caused by ignoring the “don’t try this at home “ warning given before pro wrestling tv shows

 

[SandraMaus]

Climate change

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dickhead dictators.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Eating raw pork