Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[LeSabreur]

Air in large amounts injected intravenously

 

[mnbreastluver]

Bodacious Breasts that can crush melons but she got confused in a power outage and crushed his head.

 

[Seamus44]

Cheese of the Famundo variety

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Death-defying acts which didn't defy hard enough

 

[mnbreastluver]

Electric Eel Training gone wrong

 

[Deadbed1968]

Fire breathing if you inhale at the wrong time!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Gorilla Wrestling

 

[SmilingLez]

Hemlock in your warm beverage

 

[Deadbed1968]

Iocane powder if you haven’t built up a tolerance

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Just live long enough. . .

 

[Jeanie99]

Krispy Kreme donuts if you eat enough

 

[mnbreastluver]

Leaping from a tall building on a single bound thinking your Superman but aren’t.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Making God laugh too hard

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Nespresso coffee machine melting my face like the Nahtzee in Indiana Jones.

 

[LeSabreur]

Obstructing the bowel...this is a truly ugly way to go!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Pervasive circulatory leakage

 

[barefootgirl69]

Quarter rolls dropped on your head

 

[PotNoodle79]

Rampaging elephants with a grudge

 

[SundaeCherry]

Snakes

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Tumors taking time tunnelling thru torso

 

[Peter_Out]

Unbelievable stupidity. I always thought it would be mine, but the way things are going it could easily be someone else's.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Various 'nice' folk out to 'help' you.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Wicked witches casting spells