Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

TheGoodLife3976 · 2026-01-20T13:20:45+0000

Slowing down when the tiger chasing you is speeding up.

SirCorneliusWankumbush · 2026-01-20T13:37:04+0000

Teleporting over quicksand.

PotNoodle79 · 2026-01-20T13:39:52+0000

Seventeen grand pianos falling from a great height.
Seven would probably do it, but didn't want to risk half arsing things.

UsuallyPresent · 2026-01-20T15:43:57+0000

Unicorn buck-buck

Seamus44 · 2026-01-21T00:22:42+0000

Vascetomy with a rusty hacksaw

Shady_nz · 2026-01-21T01:26:37+0000

Weed-eaters ( the garden implement but I guess the other kind would as well)

mnbreastluver · 2026-01-21T03:25:19+0000

Xerox machine going haywire.

Seamus44 · 2026-01-21T12:59:38+0000

Yellow fever

Trubbycat · 2026-01-21T14:40:05+0000

Zamboni accident

Seamus44 · 2026-01-21T18:17:24+0000

Anal cancer