Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

Shenanigans90 · 2026-01-28T03:54:42+0000

Why are you mad @SimonSex?

Jealous lovers

mnbreastluver · 2026-01-28T04:14:55+0000

Kissing a mob bosses wife.

Taegul · 2026-01-28T04:56:26+0000

Letting your 10-year-old nephew take the wheel of your brand-new Vette.

Seamus44 · 2026-01-28T16:12:05+0000

Mixing amonoia and bleach

_valkyrie_ · 2026-01-28T20:52:27+0000

Napalm cocktail.

UsuallyPresent · 2026-01-28T21:05:30+0000

Opening a window on a commercial jet at altitude

Slaneshforfun69 · 2026-01-28T21:07:20+0000

Peeing on the steel buttplug that got struck by lightning a few days ago.

MorpheusLunar · 2026-01-28T21:19:09+0000

Quoting Truth to Antifa.

UsuallyPresent · 2026-01-28T23:17:04+0000

Reaching just a little too far to the side on top the loooong ladder

mnbreastluver · 2026-01-29T01:24:24+0000

Sex in the back of a small airplane, trying to join the mile high club, when you’re the pilot.

SmilingLez · 2026-01-29T01:25:04+0000

Tea laced with hemlock

mnbreastluver · 2026-01-29T01:27:20+0000

Under wear possessed and strangling you in your sleep. Where’s an exorcist when you need one.