Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Jacking off using Freddy Krueger gloves

 

[DeckardNYC]

Kryptonite.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Mistaking a wasps nest for a glory hole.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Non-Newtonian fluid, if you walk on it and aren't fast enough.

 

[Sundayschild]

Owing money to the Girl Scouts

 

[drobert44]

Pay them, move on, like I do.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Quacking during duck hunting season

 

[mnbreastluver]

Renting a Limo and attempting to jump the Grand Canyon.

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

Skiing down Mount Everest’s summit

 

[_valkyrie_]

Tarantula bite.

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

Umbrella being struck by lightning

 

[VoraciousValue]

Umbrella being struck by lightning

VoraciousValue driving you through Texas in a car.

(I totaled a rental car down in Texas last year. Go big or go home. )

 

[JaniesGun69]

Wedlock

 

[latino_88]

Xvideos in excess

 

[VoraciousValue]

Yellow clown cars running you over after they went psycho.

 

[n8Romantic]

Zanily driving your motorcycle too fast around a curve.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Apple pie laced with polonium.

 

[LiveWire64]

Botchalism

 

[VoraciousValue]

Catching gonorrhea, crabs, syphilis, chlamydia, and HIV--all from the same person!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Darts tipped with poison

 

[LiveWire64]

Electrocution

 

[mnbreastluver]

Fighting a Grizzly Bear with your arms tied behind your back

 

[VoraciousValue]

Going undercover into a mafia family.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hop scotching over a river with hungry crocodiles

 

[Cat]

Idling underneath a falling piano.