Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[OrdinaryPerson]

Zoos without barriers

 

[Cindy027]

All sorts of stuff

 

[mnbreastluver]

Catapulting yourself into a brick wall.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Duplicitous wankers who say they have your back.

 

[Cindy027]

Elephants if you steal their butter.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Fucking anything hooked up to an electrical charge.

 

[badjanus]

Giant leafcutter ants if you pretend to be a tree

 

[Cindy027]

Helicopters without pilots

 

[mnbreastluver]

Inserting your penis in light socket.

 

[Girly_girl]

Jumping into a volcano

 

[mnbreastluver]

Kissing Bigfoot

 

[Taegul]

Leaping headfirst into a 10-foot deep pool with 2 feet of water.

 

[Lindi37]

Murdering… a juicy steak and choking because I don’t chew . What can I say, I’m a duck

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nudity in Antarctica

 

[munch2much]

Offering to mansplain to a lady with a knife

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pestering a lady with a weapon thats just been mansplained to

 

[munch2much]

Quickly finishing and saying “Well I’m done. What ya cooking me for breakfast?”

 

[Taegul]

Resisting evacuation orders.

 

[badjanus]

Seizing my last rolo

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Tachycardia

 

[badjanus]

Underwired bras

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Vaulting into space with no suit

 

[munch2much]

Wanking near an electricity outlet

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Xanax overdose

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yanking on a wet plug